Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

It might feel like you’re getting older by the minute, but no matter how old you get you’ll always be my sweet little sister!

Happy birthday, sis!
The reason I’m stuck with you
Soon there won't be space on your cake
Happy birthday, little brother! You might be jealous of your big sister in many ways, but I’ll always be envious of the fact that you’ll always be younger than me!
Birthday wishes and big kisses for my crush
You’re not getting any younger, bro
Happy birthday, my lovely wife! I hope you continue to receive the best in life, just like you got me! 😜
May your birthday be better than your jokes
Cheesy birthday wishes for my girlfriend
It’s completely understandable that you might be feeling as though I forgot your birthday this year, but that’s simply not what happened! I just couldn’t remember the exact day!

I knew it was around this time, so I at least deserve partial credit for that, right?

Happy birthday to you, anyway!
Happy birthday to my biggest
inspiration: my dear elder sister!

Looking back, everyone knew that
you would grow up to be someone
amazing and truly fabulous!

You might still have some growing
up to do but you’ll get there, sis!
A husband who has it all
Age may not be on your side
I’m sorry to be the one to tell you but we’ve had a call from the fire department to say that they know how old you’re turning today and that your birthday cake is for sure going to be a fire hazard!

We’ll just have to find some other, safer way to celebrate this grand age of yours!

Happy birthday!
Today’s your special day, not mine
Happy birthday, bestie!

Always remember that age is just a
number, girl. It just so happens that
in your case it’s quickly becoming
a pretty high number! 

I wouldn’t stress about it, though.
The best gift a person can receive
is another year of life!
Happy birthday to me! May it be awesome and may I receive tons of lovely gifts.
Uncle, today is your birthday
so eat, drink and be merry!

I know you’re particularly good
at the first two, at least!

Happy birthday to you!
It’s only right that I thank you for having a birthday today, my friend, because as you know I love any excuse for a party!

All the best, buddy!
It’s my birthday!

If you didn’t already know, you do now!
Happy birthday to you, cousin!

Sometimes I forget that you’re my cousin since to me, you’re so much more like a brother. I guess it’s because you mean so much to me, plus you annoy me more than any other!
Happy birthday, bro!

You deserve a very big and extra special gift on your birthday for surviving another year of putting up with an annoying sister like me! 
Happy birthday to my closest with the mostest! I mean, just having me as a best friend your entire life is everything you could possibly need!
We might have fought and argued as kids but as it turns out, you’re not half as bad as I once thought!

Happy birthday to you, sis!

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