Funny Birthday Wishes
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One piece of birthday advice for you today:
count your blessings and not how many
gray hairs are starting to form!
count your blessings and not how many
gray hairs are starting to form!
Happy birthday, love!
On your birthday this year, you can have anything you wish for. But really what more could you want when you already have a girlfriend like me!
On your birthday this year, you can have anything you wish for. But really what more could you want when you already have a girlfriend like me!
Happy birthday, baby sister!
Like the finest wine you just keep improving with age, sis! Just like your elder sister, then!
Like the finest wine you just keep improving with age, sis! Just like your elder sister, then!
If you look good on any ordinary
day, I can’t even imagine how
amazing you’ll look in your
birthday suit today!
Happy birthday to you, you
gorgeous human!
day, I can’t even imagine how
amazing you’ll look in your
birthday suit today!
Happy birthday to you, you
gorgeous human!
Happy birthday to a teacher whose
classes are so gripping that I never
want them to end!
classes are so gripping that I never
want them to end!
My beautiful wife, I vowed to always
stand beside you and support you,
and that will never change. I’ll even
love you when you become old
and gray, which lets face it,
probably isn’t too far away!
Happy birthday to you, my love!
stand beside you and support you,
and that will never change. I’ll even
love you when you become old
and gray, which lets face it,
probably isn’t too far away!
Happy birthday to you, my love!
You are the smartest girl I know with such
impeccable taste, and not just because
you chose me to be your boyfriend!
Joking aside, I’m the fortunate one to
have you. You’re the best thing that
ever happened to me.
Happy birthday, honey.
impeccable taste, and not just because
you chose me to be your boyfriend!
Joking aside, I’m the fortunate one to
have you. You’re the best thing that
ever happened to me.
Happy birthday, honey.
I understand that you’re probably feeling a little sensitive about your age today, sis, so I’ll be kind and refrain from making any age-related jokes!
Just remember, though, that tomorrow is another day and all bets are off!
Happy birthday to you today!
Just remember, though, that tomorrow is another day and all bets are off!
Happy birthday to you today!
Happy birthday to you, bro!
I got you a nice hat for your gift this year, you know, to cover up those emerging bald spots and all the grey hair!
Thankfully, I think I’ve still got a few years before I have all of that to look forward to!
I hope you enjoy your day today, my dear elder brother!
I got you a nice hat for your gift this year, you know, to cover up those emerging bald spots and all the grey hair!
Thankfully, I think I’ve still got a few years before I have all of that to look forward to!
I hope you enjoy your day today, my dear elder brother!
Girl, you’re the big yellow sunshine
in my life that warms my heart and
brightens my days!
I’m sending you the most beautiful
birthday wishes today, my lovely
best friend!
in my life that warms my heart and
brightens my days!
I’m sending you the most beautiful
birthday wishes today, my lovely
best friend!
We made sure to get a huge cake this year so that it could accommodate all of the candles on top!
Happy birthday, uncle!
Happy birthday, uncle!
Growing up you always were a little princess and a mega diva, and I’m so pleased to see that nothing has changed since then! Happy birthday, my forever fabulous younger sister!
You’re another year older and more beautiful than ever, little sister! Happy birthday to you!
Just a word of wisdom from your dear elder sister, keep hold of your beauty and cherish it for as long as you can because once you get to my age those good looks won’t stay around for long!
Just a word of wisdom from your dear elder sister, keep hold of your beauty and cherish it for as long as you can because once you get to my age those good looks won’t stay around for long!
I miss the birthdays we used to have as
kids, but just because we’re older now
doesn’t mean they can’t still be fun!
Besides, you should have a celebration to
match your personality, so a children’s
party would be perfectly suited!
Happy birthday!
kids, but just because we’re older now
doesn’t mean they can’t still be fun!
Besides, you should have a celebration to
match your personality, so a children’s
party would be perfectly suited!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, cousin!
You might not know this, but I’ve always
seen you as more of a younger sister
than a cousin.
It doesn’t even have anything to do with
age, it's simply the fact that you’re just
as annoying as a little sister!
You might not know this, but I’ve always
seen you as more of a younger sister
than a cousin.
It doesn’t even have anything to do with
age, it's simply the fact that you’re just
as annoying as a little sister!
