Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Having a younger sibling like me is tough competition and while you may not have won the title of favorite child when we were growing up, you’ll always hold the prestigious position of fav sister to me!

Happy birthday to you!
Our childhood memories will never fade
Some things will never change, bestie
Often crazy but always great fun to be around, you’re my cousin brother and I wouldn’t have you any other way! Happy birthday to you!
We were destined to be best friends
Another year older and no more mature
Roses are red
Violets are blue
There aren’t many boyfriends
Who are as wonderful as you!

Of course, that means there 
Must be some that are better,
But let’s not focus on that part!

Happy birthday to you, my love!
You’re not getting any younger, bro
May your birthday be better than your jokes
Little brother, you’re growing up so
fast that it won’t be long before you
overtake me! In maturity, that is!

Have a great birthday! 🙌
Wishing my wonderful wife a happy birthday on her least favorite day of the year, the day she turns another year older!
You’re really lovely now, sis
Helping you put out the candles on your cake
Happy birthday to my wonderful guy
who is nothing short of perfection!

There might not be many of you about,
but you are living proof that the perfect
boyfriend does actually exist!
Age may not be on your side
My gorgeous girlfriend, you’re so lucky to have what every GF wishes for: a wonderful boyfriend who is also a built-in BFF! Happy birthday!
My sweet cousin, you’re as dear 
and meaningful to me as any sister
and just as annoying as one, too!

May you have a fabulous birthday!
All these laps around the sun are starting
to take their toll!
You’ve taught me many life lessons, uncle,
too many to list! Some have been useful,
others not so much!

Nevertheless, you’ll always be a true
inspiration to me and I’ll forever hold
everything I’ve learned from you dearly
in my heart!

Happy birthday to you today!
Cousin, you’ve completed yet another trip around the sun and boy is that journey starting to take its toll! You’re really starting to show your age now!

Wishing you a very happy birthday, old man!
All I have ever wanted in life was to meet my prince charming: a kind, gentle, caring man that would whisk me off my feet and romance me. 

I know that it was a tall order and I guess I could keep looking forever, but you’re close enough so I’ll settle for that! 

Happy birthday, my prince charming!
So, I missed your special day and birthday celebrations, but you know what’s even better than the party itself? The after-party that follows!

I promise I’ll make it up to you with the best post-birthday celebrations possible, my friend!

Happy belated birthday to you!
Happy birthday big brother from your visibly younger, funnier, and more attractive sister!

Don’t worry, you also have some good attributes too - they're just perhaps a little less obvious!
Happy birthday to someone
I can actually just about tolerate
being around on a daily basis!

But really, in all seriousness,
you’re a fantastic friend and
a joy to spend time with!

I hope that you have a
birthday that’s as fantastic
as you are, best bud!

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