Funny Birthday Wishes


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Happy birthday to my childhood bestie!

Do you know how I know that you’re a
true friend? Well, it’s because you’ve
stuck around and tolerated me for all
these years!

You must have the patience of a saint!

I hope you enjoy your special day today!
You’re lucky that you get to be my brother
Happy birthday to you, my friend!

We sure did have some great times together as kids, but we have even better times now that we’re older! I guess a lot of things get better on their own and improve with age!
I hope our friendship grows old with us
Your lessons are the least boring
Happy birthday to a teacher who
is a strong feature of this school!

Although, the reasons for why
you stand out so much are open
to interpretation!
You're still not showing or acting your age, cousin
There are some gifts money can't buy
Happy birthday, my sweet wife!

I have a secret for you… I have a special
smile which I save only for you! You
make me smile and laugh like no other!
You are by far the smartest person I know, which is why it’s hard to understand why you chose to become a teacher! Happy birthday to you!
Birthdays are a time to be thankful, husband
Telling you just how special you are to me
There are a handful of siblings
Who have a brother like you
Which is perhaps for the best
Since you’d probably be too
Much to handle for all the rest!

Happy birthday, bro!
There’s no one I’d rather have grown up with
You can be assured that no matter how old you get, I’ll always be there right beside you to help you feel younger than you really are! Happy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday to my hilarious
girlfriend, who makes me laugh
and smile each and every day!

You fill me with so much happiness
and I am so lucky to have such a
wonderful partner in my life who
shares the same quirky sense of
humour as me!

Sending all my love to you today
and I hope you enjoy your special
day this year, sweetie!
While everyone else was only wishing you
well and thinking of you yesterday, here I
am still thinking of you today!

You’re lucky to have a great friend like me
in your life! Happy belated birthday to you!
Happy birthday, my love!

If you weren’t my wife I’m not sure that you would tolerate me… I mean, you’re legally bonded to me now but if we were still just friends and you knew then what you know now, I’m sure you would’ve made smarter life choices! You must have a lot of patience to put up with me!

So thank you, my love, for putting up with me. You truly are a good woman!
It has taken years of practice to become this wonderful!
Happy birthday to you today, my friend!

You truly are a best friend like no other. I mean, who else would still want to be my friend after knowing all of my crazy quirks! Perhaps you're the crazy one after all!

I hope you have the best day this year, bud!
Today marks the birthday of someone very special: me! Don’t forget to wish me well and tell me how great I am!
Happy birthday to my wife
who truly does deserve a trophy!

There aren’t many women who
would be up to the challenge of
being married to a husband like me!
Happy birthday!

Seeing as it’s your birthday I would
cook for you, but that wouldn’t go well!

Instead, I’ll take you out for dinner,
my treat! My gift to you!

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