Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
I was going to buy you some beauty
products for your birthday this year,
girlfriend, but I quickly realised that
not even the most expensive beauty
product could make you any more
beautiful than you already are!
It would just be a waste of money
and an exercise in futility! You are
gorgeous just the way you are!
Wishing you a stunning birthday
from your smooth-talking boyfriend!
products for your birthday this year,
girlfriend, but I quickly realised that
not even the most expensive beauty
product could make you any more
beautiful than you already are!
It would just be a waste of money
and an exercise in futility! You are
gorgeous just the way you are!
Wishing you a stunning birthday
from your smooth-talking boyfriend!
Happy birthday to my ageing
But still handsome husband!
No matter how old or gray,
Or however bald you become
I will always love you
Until the end of time!
But still handsome husband!
No matter how old or gray,
Or however bald you become
I will always love you
Until the end of time!
Happy birthday to the world’s luckiest brother! If you’re wondering why you’re so lucky, it’s obviously because you have a super fab sister like me!
Families are filled with many magnificent wonders, but there are few things as wonderful as being blessed with a truly precious cousin.
You must feel pretty lucky to have that in me!
Happy birthday to you today, my dear!
You must feel pretty lucky to have that in me!
Happy birthday to you today, my dear!
People say that you get more beautiful with age, but surely they mean you become more beautiful on the inside because the cracks are certainly starting to show on the outside!
I’m just kidding with you, sis! I hope you have a wonderful birthday today!
I’m just kidding with you, sis! I hope you have a wonderful birthday today!
Happy birthday to you, girl!
True friends know all of each other's
flaws and their deepest, darkest secrets
and yet continue to be friends anyway!
I’m truly grateful to have a great gal pal
and dear best friend like you!
True friends know all of each other's
flaws and their deepest, darkest secrets
and yet continue to be friends anyway!
I’m truly grateful to have a great gal pal
and dear best friend like you!
I’ll admit that when we were
growing up together there
were times when I used to
think that you were the worst…
You’re still not perfect but hey,
you’re not far off!
Happy birthday to you today,
my near-perfect sister!
growing up together there
were times when I used to
think that you were the worst…
You’re still not perfect but hey,
you’re not far off!
Happy birthday to you today,
my near-perfect sister!
Happy birthday, my dear friend!
Knowing all your secrets never stopped
me from wanting to be your friend or
from getting to know you better. It should
have, but it didn’t.
There is most certainly something wrong
with me, but that’s ok because there is
something wrong with you too!
Have an awesome birthday, you lovely weirdo!
Knowing all your secrets never stopped
me from wanting to be your friend or
from getting to know you better. It should
have, but it didn’t.
There is most certainly something wrong
with me, but that’s ok because there is
something wrong with you too!
Have an awesome birthday, you lovely weirdo!
Happy birthday to you, bro!
I got you a nice hat for your gift this year, you know, to cover up those emerging bald spots and all the grey hair!
Thankfully, I think I’ve still got a few years before I have all of that to look forward to!
I hope you enjoy your day today, my dear elder brother!
I got you a nice hat for your gift this year, you know, to cover up those emerging bald spots and all the grey hair!
Thankfully, I think I’ve still got a few years before I have all of that to look forward to!
I hope you enjoy your day today, my dear elder brother!
Happy birthday, sweetie!
I always thought that as you age you’re supposed to look older as well but like most other things, you appear to be stubborn with that too!
Just that this time around it’s actually something you’re stubborn about that I can get on board with!
I always thought that as you age you’re supposed to look older as well but like most other things, you appear to be stubborn with that too!
Just that this time around it’s actually something you’re stubborn about that I can get on board with!
Happy birthday, my dear brother!
They say that as you get older you
also get wiser, but seeing as that
hasn’t happened for you yet I guess
you’re still waiting for that golden
age that sees you finally turn wiser!
Don’t worry, bro, I’m sure you’ll get
there someday!
They say that as you get older you
also get wiser, but seeing as that
hasn’t happened for you yet I guess
you’re still waiting for that golden
age that sees you finally turn wiser!
Don’t worry, bro, I’m sure you’ll get
there someday!
You are more than a cousin to me, you’re more like a sister. Mainly because you dedicated your childhood to irritating me!
Happy birthday, cuz!
Happy birthday, cuz!
There aren’t many people who love being at school so much that even after they’re finally free and don’t have to attend as a student anymore, they decide they want to come back for more and teach!
I have a lot of respect for you for that alone! Happy birthday to you, teacher!
I have a lot of respect for you for that alone! Happy birthday to you, teacher!
Happy birthday to my very visibly
elder brother!
When people look at us, they have
no trouble distinguishing between
who is older and who is younger!
I still have my youthful look, and
well, grey hair and wrinkles are
on the horizon for you, bro!
Don’t get down about it, though.
I still think you’re young and fun!
Enjoy your special day, bro!
elder brother!
When people look at us, they have
no trouble distinguishing between
who is older and who is younger!
I still have my youthful look, and
well, grey hair and wrinkles are
on the horizon for you, bro!
Don’t get down about it, though.
I still think you’re young and fun!
Enjoy your special day, bro!
Happy birthday to my favorite
partner in crime! I personally think
that we’re the perfect match, and
when we’re together I feel like we
can conquer the world!
I hope you enjoy your special day
today! I mean, of course you will
with me by your side!
partner in crime! I personally think
that we’re the perfect match, and
when we’re together I feel like we
can conquer the world!
I hope you enjoy your special day
today! I mean, of course you will
with me by your side!
