People say that you get more beautiful with age, but surely they mean you become more beautiful on the inside because the cracks are certainly starting to show on the outside!
I’m just kidding with you, sis! I hope you have a wonderful birthday today!
On your birthday this year, little brother, I propose we make a pact. I won’t reveal your age, so long as you don’t tell anyone that I’m even older than you!
Happy birthday to the world’s most awesome cousin!
Wait, I meant to say happy birthday from the world’s most awesome cousin! You’re lucky to have someone as wonderful and as cool as me in your life, cuz!
You might want to forget about your birthday but I never could! I’ll take any opportunity to remind you that you’re getting older, my friend! Happy birthday!
On your special day, I wanted to tell you just how much you mean to me, in a way that you’ll be able to understand and relate to.
So I thought long and hard, and decided that I love you even more than you love football, and that’s saying something! I long for the day when you give me as much attention as you do when you’re watching a football match!
Over the years you have driven me up the wall and tried my patience time and time again, but really I have you to thank for that as it’s partly down to you that I’m such a calm, patient, and zen person nowadays!
Out of all the billions of people in the world, what were the chances that two crazy souls like ours would meet! Happy birthday, my dear soulmate and husband!