Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

No longer young, but still having fun!
Sometimes sassy but always fabulous
You're still not showing or acting your age, cousin
Happy birthday to my handsome
husband who still isn’t showing
his age, or acting it either!

I guess really I’m lucky my hubby
hasn’t changed and that he’s still
the same great man I met and fell
in love with all those years ago!
Little brother, you’re older but no wiser
Telling you just how special you are to me
Happy birthday, teacher!

I honestly don’t know how you do what
you do so gracefully, day in and day out.

I also don’t know why you do it, surely
there must have been less stressful
career options!

Even with the most trying of students,
you always seem to keep your cool!
You must have the patience of a saint!

So, for such a calm and collected teacher,
I wish you the most tranquil birthday and
I hope that you are able to get some well-
deserved rest on your special day!

All the best!
Your lessons are the least boring
Birthdays are a time to be thankful, husband
Happy birthday to you today, teacher!

I’m so grateful for you as you never gave up on me. You believed in me when I didn’t believe in myself, and you continued to care even when I couldn’t really have cared much less!

You truly are a very special teacher and one in a million!
Happy birthday to a teacher who
is a strong feature of this school!

Although, the reasons for why
you stand out so much are open
to interpretation!
You're lucky to have a wife like me
There are some gifts money can't buy
Happy birthday to my particularly
smart girlfriend!

You were really clever choosing a
very mediocre looking boyfriend
like myself, because when I’m
standing next to you it just
exaggerates your beauty!

Not that you need me for that,
of course; you are incredibly
beautiful all by yourself!

Wishing you a lovely birthday filled
with the happiest of moments, my
stunningly beautiful girlfriend!
There’s no one I’d rather have grown up with
You are by far the smartest person I know, which is why it’s hard to understand why you chose to become a teacher! Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, brother!

I imagine that looking at me right
now must be like looking into a much
younger and better looking mirror!
You’re another year older and more beautiful than ever, little sister! Happy birthday to you!

Just a word of wisdom from your dear elder sister, keep hold of your beauty and cherish it for as long as you can because once you get to my age those good looks won’t stay around for long!
Happy birthday big brother from your visibly younger, funnier, and more attractive sister!

Don’t worry, you also have some good attributes too - they're just perhaps a little less obvious!
You’re not too bad
As far as teachers go
In fact, you’re probably
The nicest one I know!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to my loving boyfriend,
who is the best thing that has ever
happened to me… So far!

Well, who knows what the future holds!
You’re not just my BF, you’re
my BFF (boyfriend forever).
There’s no escaping me, ever!

Happy birthday! 😘
Happy birthday, my man! Seeing as I’m the best friend around, I’ll hold back on the jokes about how old you’re getting on your birthday this year!
Happy birthday, cousin!

On your special day this year, I just wanted to tell you how much you mean to me.

After all, we share so much more than simply the same family; we also share lots of secrets and unforgettable moments from our childhood! 

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