Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday to the world’s best little
brother from the world’s best big brother!

There’s simply no way of getting away from
the fact that we’re world-class siblings, bro!
My next boyfriend will be funnier
I’m happy you were born
Happy birthday, cuz! Sometimes I forget that you’re my cousin, as you’re much more like an annoying little brother!
You’re like a little brother to me, cousin
I know that I test your patience, girlfriend
I know that turning another year older might make you a little emotional and you might even want to cry, but it’s not all that bad… just think of the positives, like the fact that you have an amazing girlfriend to comfort you in your time of need!
You’re another year older, buddy
Nobody makes me laugh like you do, bro
Happy birthday!

I know you already think I’m sweet enough,
but don’t forget to save me a slice of cake!

I’ll also be measuring the size of my
piece by how much I mean to you, so
I’m expecting a pretty huge chunk!
Happy birthday, little brother! If there’s one thing you should’ve discovered from having an elder sibling like me is that we only get more awesome each year!
We were destined to be best friends
I’ve grown to love you, little sis
Happy birthday to a great teacher
who always listens, even when
most of the class don’t!

You’re a great mentor and I’m
grateful for all of the wisdom you
have imparted!

I have a lot of respect for you!
I hope you have a wonderful day!
Another year older and no more mature
From the moment you enter the
classroom, everyone knows there’s
fun to be had and a great lesson is
about to happen! I can assure you
that this isn’t the case with every
class we have!

Happy birthday to a unique and
wonderful teacher.
If you’re wondering why I wrapped myself up as a present this year, it’s because I wanted to get you what your heart most desires! Happy birthday, my love!
Happy birthday to my sweet cousin!

I wholeheartedly believe that we have a better relationship than most sisters, probably because we didn’t live together growing up!

I’m sure I would’ve grown tired of you had we been in each other’s pockets 24/7!
You deserve a very special birthday cake for achieving such a remarkable age this year, dear uncle!

And yes, when I say remarkable I do mean super old! Happy birthday!
Boyfriend,

On your special day of all,
I don’t want to make you cry
But another year has gone
It’s time to say goodbye!

Happy birthday, my love!
Growing up, we shared many laughs as
kids and we’re still laughing together to
this very day!

Congratulations to you on your special day
today, my friend, and here’s to many more
years of belly-laughing moments!
Happy birthday, little sis!

Over the years you have driven me up the
wall and tried my patience time and time
again, but really I have you to thank for
that as it’s partly down to you that I’m such
a calm, patient, and zen person nowadays!
Happy birthday, my man! Seeing as I’m the best friend around, I’ll hold back on the jokes about how old you’re getting on your birthday this year!
Happy birthday to my wonderful uncle!

I could search the world over and I still wouldn’t be able to find anything that compares to the exquisite gift to mankind that you are...

That’s why I didn’t bother getting you a present this year! Enjoy your day!

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