Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday to my dear boyfriend who, unlike his jokes, never falls flat!

I’m kidding, of course! I love your sense of humour! If your parenting skills are half as good as your dad jokes, then you’re going to make a fantastic father someday!

All my love to you on your special day, my dear, and here’s to many more years of making each other laugh!
Your lessons are the least boring
I've kept my crush discreet so far
Happy birthday!

Seeing as it’s your birthday I would
cook for you, but that wouldn’t go well!

Instead, I’ll take you out for dinner,
my treat! My gift to you!
You make a handsome sidekick, my love
Birthdays are a time to be thankful, husband
Happy birthday, my friend!

I can still remember when we were
just two kids without a care in the
world. Although that feels like a
million years ago now!
My next boyfriend will be funnier
You’ll always be my little sidekick, brother
Age might not be on your
side but I always will be!
You can always count on
me for anything, sis!

Happy birthday to you!
Out of all the friends
You truly are the best
A dear BFF who is
Better than all the rest!

Happy birthday, bestie!
A beautiful princess was born
There are some gifts money can't buy
Happy birthday!

I know you already think I’m sweet enough,
but don’t forget to save me a slice of cake!

I’ll also be measuring the size of my
piece by how much I mean to you, so
I’m expecting a pretty huge chunk!
There’s no one I’d rather have grown up with
A mother and wife
The love of my life
You’re a gift from above
You’re my one true love!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
Wishing you a very happy birthday, bestie!

My birthday promise to you today is that I’ll do everything in my power to conceal your real age!
I’m sorry to be the one to tell you but we’ve had a call from the fire department to say that they know how old you’re turning today and that your birthday cake is for sure going to be a fire hazard!

We’ll just have to find some other, safer way to celebrate this grand age of yours!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, uncle!

You’re the life of the party, there’s never a dull moment when you’re around, you bring the fun with you more than anyone else I have found!
The older you get, the wiser and smarter you become… is the case for most people.

You always did stand out from the crowd when you were younger, bro, and I’m glad to see that you’re no different now!

Happy birthday to you!
In you, I found my soulmate 
We’re two peas in a pod
We share the same sense of humor 
And we’re both a little bit odd!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
The fact that you’re turning another year older simply makes me feel older than ever! Thanks a lot, little sis!
Happy birthday, my gorgeous boyfriend!

You might be super handsome, but I’ll always be the prettier one in the relationship!
When two cousins are as close and as inseparable as we are, you might as well just call them siblings!

Happy birthday, my dear!

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