Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Of course I think you’re beautiful, my handsome husband, but if beauty is in the eye of the beholder then surely that means I’m beautiful too! I guess that’s why we make such a beautiful pair!

Happy birthday, hubby!
Dude, when the cake is cheaper than the
candles, it means you are getting old!

Have a crazy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday, girl!

I’m so lucky to have a best friend like you!

I mean, obviously I’d be luckier if I had a
celebrity or a socialite friend who could
get me into exclusive parties, but you’ll do!
Today’s a very special day as it’s the
Birthday of someone super special!
Happy birthday to you, cousin!

A cousin, best friend, and brother
Who means so much to me
Deserves many wonderful gifts
Not just one, not two, but three!
Sometimes I wish you were my sister
But then I worry we might fight
So to have you as a cousin
Seems to be just right!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, brother!

I didn’t get you a gift this year, but
never fear because I’m here! I mean,
what better gift is there than me!
Cousin, you know that you’ve always been like a brother to me. After all, you know me inside and out and you certainly know how to push my buttons!

Happy birthday!
If wisdom and beauty come with age then you must be really wise and really beautiful by now, sis!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, uncle!

I’ve learned so much from you, although
not every lesson you've taught me might
be considered appropriate or useful!
I’m sorry to be the one to tell you but we’ve had a call from the fire department to say that they know how old you’re turning today and that your birthday cake is for sure going to be a fire hazard!

We’ll just have to find some other, safer way to celebrate this grand age of yours!

Happy birthday!
Take a really deep breath, cousin, because you’re going to need all the air in your lungs to blow out so many candles today!

Happy birthday to you, my dear!
Happy birthday, my old friend!

When you’ve been friends for as long as
we have, you don’t really have any choice
whether or not you remain friends until
the end of time. We know far too many of
each other’s secrets to ever pull the plug
on this friendship!
You’re another year older and more beautiful than ever, little sister! Happy birthday to you!

Just a word of wisdom from your dear elder sister, keep hold of your beauty and cherish it for as long as you can because once you get to my age those good looks won’t stay around for long!
I’m so blessed to have both 
a brother and a buddy in you
all rolled up into one cute, 
adorable, tiny package! 

Happy birthday, little man!
Happy birthday! Your birthday is always a
pleasing time for me as it reminds me that
you’ll always be older than me, cousin!

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