Funny Birthday Wishes

For a man of few words, I also have
a birthday wish that has few words!

Happy birthday, my love!

It’s that time of the year again where
all of the attention is on you and you
alone, my beautiful one.

Well, more so than usual, anyway!

Happy birthday, sweetie!

Happy birthday, my friend!

On your special day this year, I think it’s only right that you deserve an award for putting up with me as your coworker for the duration that you’ve worked here!
That takes strength!

All the very best to you today!

Happy birthday!

Someone as outstandingly beautiful as you should have a birthday that’s almost as stunning, too!

I say almost because nothing can come close to your remarkable beauty! 

If you weren’t my cousin
You would be my sibling
As you truly are my sister 
Just from another mister!

Happy birthday, my dear!

As far as elder brothers go, you’re
alright I guess!

I mean, don’t let that go to your head,
it’s not like you’d win any awards for
the ultimate brother or anything!

I hope you have a truly wonderful
birthday this year, bro!

Happy birthday, dear brother!

I was going to buy you hair dye for your birthday gift this year, but then I thought a hat would be a better idea since it’ll cover both gray hair and your eventual baldness! I’m always thinking of you, bro!

Happy birthday, hubby!

Another year together and you 
still manage to amaze me! I guess
I haven’t grown tired of you yet! 

I can’t wait to see what 
surprises await us ahead!

Happy birthday, little sis!

It must be so nice not ever having to worry about your age because at least you’ll always be younger than me! That’s possibly the best gift I could ever give to you!

Don’t worry if you gasp or experience shortness of breath while blowing out all of those candles. No matter how many candles remain, your tears will put them out.

I hope you have a fantastic day and a fantastic year to come, my friend!

Happy birthday to my handsome
husband who still isn’t showing
his age, or acting it either!

I guess really I’m lucky my hubby
hasn’t changed and that he’s still
the same great man I met and fell
in love with all those years ago!

I wish you a happy birthday,
my friend! I am, however,
eager for that slice of cake.

I would like to congratulate
you and all that, but again,
I’m mainly interested in the cake.

Happy birthday, bestie!

Everybody has that one crazy friend who
is always making everyone laugh, and
I’m so proud to say that you’re mine, girl!

Happy birthday to one of the better-
looking men I know: my boyfriend!

You're the sweetest, craziest, and
funniest person I know; you're the
whole package really! I’m looking
forward to many happy years
ahead of making each other
smile and laugh!

Happy birthday, teacher!

I honestly don’t know how you do what
you do so gracefully, day in and day out.

I also don’t know why you do it, surely
there must have been less stressful
career options!

Even with the most trying of students,
you always seem to keep your cool!
You must have the patience of a saint!

So, for such a calm and collected teacher,
I wish you the most tranquil birthday and
I hope that you are able to get some well-
deserved rest on your special day!

All the best!