Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, cousin!

You might not know this, but I’ve always
seen you as more of a younger sister
than a cousin.

It doesn’t even have anything to do with
age, it's simply the fact that you’re just
as annoying as a little sister!
Today is a super special day
because it’s the birthday of an
incredibly beautiful human being!

I’m wishing you a celebration
today that’s as spectacular and
as unforgettable as me, leaving
you with many wonderful and
lasting memories!
You are my best friend and because of that, I feel it’s my responsibility to remind you not to blow out your candles too hard today as you wouldn’t want your false teeth to come out!

Happy birthday, buddy!
You might finally be growing up and catching me up, little bro, but you’ll still always be younger than me! In my eyes, you’ll forever be my baby brother!
Today is your birthday but to tell you the truth, I’m the real winner because I ended up with a husband like you! Happy birthday, my love!
As your boyfriend, it’s my duty to keep all
your secrets under wraps so I’ll make sure
I add your age to the ever-growing list!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
Happy birthday to my beautiful girlfriend!

Your birthday is pretty much the only one that I can actually remember by heart, mainly because I know my life wouldn’t be worth living if I were to ever forget it!

I just know how very important your birthday is to you!

I hope you have the absolute best celebrations today, my love!
I have a feeling that the person of your dreams is wishing you a happy birthday today… It’s just down to you to discover who that is!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my beautiful younger
sister who still isn’t showing her age…
nor is she acting it yet, either!
It’s completely understandable that you might be feeling as though I forgot your birthday this year, but that’s simply not what happened! I just couldn’t remember the exact day!

I knew it was around this time, so I at least deserve partial credit for that, right?

Happy birthday to you, anyway!
How is it that you’re my elder sister and even though you’re turning another year older today, you simply never seem to age?! You’re making me look bad, sis!

I hope that I too will follow in your footsteps and just stop ageing at a certain point as well!

Happy birthday to you, my dear!
Uncle, today is your birthday
so eat, drink and be merry!

I know you’re particularly good
at the first two, at least!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, little sis!

Over the years you have driven me up the
wall and tried my patience time and time
again, but really I have you to thank for
that as it’s partly down to you that I’m such
a calm, patient, and zen person nowadays!
At your age, another trip around
the sun must be more exhausting
than ever before!
You should consider yourself very honored and particularly lucky that you are one of the few people whose birthday I can remember by heart! You must be somewhat important to me, I guess!

Have a fantastic birthday this year, buddy!

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