Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Happy birthday! Another year brings the hard reality that you’re not getting any younger, hubby!
At least each year you’re getting closer to retirement and finally living the easy life!
At least each year you’re getting closer to retirement and finally living the easy life!
You can’t stop getting older, little sis,
so your only hope is that you grow old
gracefully like me! Happy birthday to you!
so your only hope is that you grow old
gracefully like me! Happy birthday to you!
You are a very special person to me, and whenever you need me I’ll be there. Today I’m here to help you blow out your birthday candles.
And when the time comes I promise I won't laugh at your false teeth or prosthetic hip, that’s how much I care about you.
Cheers!
And when the time comes I promise I won't laugh at your false teeth or prosthetic hip, that’s how much I care about you.
Cheers!
I wondered what gift I should get for
such a sweet, loving husband on your
birthday but then I realized something…
What more could you possibly want
or need when you have a wonderful
wife like me! Happy birthday, my love!
such a sweet, loving husband on your
birthday but then I realized something…
What more could you possibly want
or need when you have a wonderful
wife like me! Happy birthday, my love!
I was going to buy you some beauty
products for your birthday this year,
girlfriend, but I quickly realised that
not even the most expensive beauty
product could make you any more
beautiful than you already are!
It would just be a waste of money
and an exercise in futility! You are
gorgeous just the way you are!
Wishing you a stunning birthday
from your smooth-talking boyfriend!
products for your birthday this year,
girlfriend, but I quickly realised that
not even the most expensive beauty
product could make you any more
beautiful than you already are!
It would just be a waste of money
and an exercise in futility! You are
gorgeous just the way you are!
Wishing you a stunning birthday
from your smooth-talking boyfriend!
Wishing my wonderful wife a happy birthday on her least favorite day of the year, the day she turns another year older!
Happy birthday to the best brother!
Sure, there were times growing up
together when I might have wished
that you were adopted or my brother
from another mother but in the end,
I’m glad you’re my blood-brother!
I could definitely have done a lot
worse and really there’s nobody else
I’d rather have grown up with, bro!
Sure, there were times growing up
together when I might have wished
that you were adopted or my brother
from another mother but in the end,
I’m glad you’re my blood-brother!
I could definitely have done a lot
worse and really there’s nobody else
I’d rather have grown up with, bro!
The time has finally come where you’re going to feel the need to start lying about your age!
It’s okay, bud, it happens to the best of us!
Happy birthday!
It’s okay, bud, it happens to the best of us!
Happy birthday!
Whereas most people tend to get wiser with age, you simply just get older!
Happy birthday to you today, uncle!
Happy birthday to you today, uncle!
Happy birthday to the world’s best little
brother from the world’s best big brother!
There’s simply no way of getting away from
the fact that we’re world-class siblings, bro!
brother from the world’s best big brother!
There’s simply no way of getting away from
the fact that we’re world-class siblings, bro!
It’s my birthday!
If you didn’t already know, you do now!
If you didn’t already know, you do now!
You’re worth the effort, and boy,
are you a lot of effort!
Being your girlfriend requires lots
of patience, determination, courage
and perseverance.
Luckily, you have a wonderful girlfriend
with all of these great qualities!
I hope that you have an amazing day,
my love! Happy birthday!
are you a lot of effort!
Being your girlfriend requires lots
of patience, determination, courage
and perseverance.
Luckily, you have a wonderful girlfriend
with all of these great qualities!
I hope that you have an amazing day,
my love! Happy birthday!
Another birthday has arrived but I wouldn’t worry about getting older, cousin. You’re only a little older than you were before.
Although, with that said you’re definitely not getting any younger either, that’s for sure!
Happy birthday to you!
Although, with that said you’re definitely not getting any younger either, that’s for sure!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, little brother! If there’s one thing you should’ve discovered from having an elder sibling like me is that we only get more awesome each year!
If you’re wondering why I wrapped myself up as a present this year, it’s because I wanted to get you what your heart most desires! Happy birthday, my love!
