Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Happy birthday to my old man, literally!
You’re getting older with each passing year,
my dear husband. Don’t worry, though, it
happens to the best of us eventually!
Enjoy this birthday and however many
more you have left!
You’re getting older with each passing year,
my dear husband. Don’t worry, though, it
happens to the best of us eventually!
Enjoy this birthday and however many
more you have left!
Whenever anyone says they wish
they had a sister, I tell them that
they’re welcome to have mine!
I’d never get rid of you that easily
though, sis! Happy birthday!
they had a sister, I tell them that
they’re welcome to have mine!
I’d never get rid of you that easily
though, sis! Happy birthday!
I was thinking that this year on your special day, I wanted to step up my gift game and get you something truly spectacular!
I knew it had to be something that would make you smile all the time and something you could treasure for many years to come, which is when I realized that you already have me!
Happy birthday, girl!
I knew it had to be something that would make you smile all the time and something you could treasure for many years to come, which is when I realized that you already have me!
Happy birthday, girl!
Happy birthday to a teacher who
is a strong feature of this school!
Although, the reasons for why
you stand out so much are open
to interpretation!
is a strong feature of this school!
Although, the reasons for why
you stand out so much are open
to interpretation!
Happy birthday to my particularly
smart girlfriend!
You were really clever choosing a
very mediocre looking boyfriend
like myself, because when I’m
standing next to you it just
exaggerates your beauty!
Not that you need me for that,
of course; you are incredibly
beautiful all by yourself!
Wishing you a lovely birthday filled
with the happiest of moments, my
stunningly beautiful girlfriend!
smart girlfriend!
You were really clever choosing a
very mediocre looking boyfriend
like myself, because when I’m
standing next to you it just
exaggerates your beauty!
Not that you need me for that,
of course; you are incredibly
beautiful all by yourself!
Wishing you a lovely birthday filled
with the happiest of moments, my
stunningly beautiful girlfriend!
I could search far and wide for
A boyfriend as unique as you
But the truth is that really
There are very few!
Whether that’s for better or for
Worse, I’ll leave that up to you!
Happy birthday!
A boyfriend as unique as you
But the truth is that really
There are very few!
Whether that’s for better or for
Worse, I’ll leave that up to you!
Happy birthday!
There’s no point in being annoyed or
dwelling over the fact that I forgot your
birthday; it’s in the past now!
Happy belated birthday, my friend!
dwelling over the fact that I forgot your
birthday; it’s in the past now!
Happy belated birthday, my friend!
I was going to buy you a pretty piece of jewellery this year for your birthday to compliment your jaw-dropping beauty, my love, but then I thought how unnecessary it would be when you’re already as pretty as you could be!
Happy birthday, my gorgeous girlfriend!
Happy birthday, my gorgeous girlfriend!
Happy birthday to my amazing
girlfriend who doesn’t settle for
anything less than perfect!
Well, apart from me. You kinda
just settled there!
girlfriend who doesn’t settle for
anything less than perfect!
Well, apart from me. You kinda
just settled there!
Just as it’s been since we were kids, I’ll laugh when you fall down but I’ll always be here to pick you back up!
Happy birthday to you today, bestie!
Happy birthday to you today, bestie!
Oops, I missed your birthday!
Of course, had you thrown a big party on the actual day and invited me, I would have wished you a happy birthday there and then... But, as you didn’t, I’m wishing you a late happy birthday instead!
Of course, had you thrown a big party on the actual day and invited me, I would have wished you a happy birthday there and then... But, as you didn’t, I’m wishing you a late happy birthday instead!
Happy birthday to you, my dearest cousin!
Another year older and wiser, or I suppose
just older in your case!
Don’t worry, though! You still have many
years to come where you can learn from
me and gain some of my wisdom!
Another year older and wiser, or I suppose
just older in your case!
Don’t worry, though! You still have many
years to come where you can learn from
me and gain some of my wisdom!
Happy birthday, my friend! Just remember, as a general rule of thumb the more gray hair you have the more wisdom you hold!
A friend like you
Is hard to find
You truly are
One of a kind!
Happy birthday,
Buddy!
Is hard to find
You truly are
One of a kind!
Happy birthday,
Buddy!
There are a handful of siblings
Who have a brother like you
Which is perhaps for the best
Since you’d probably be too
Much to handle for all the rest!
Happy birthday, bro!
Who have a brother like you
Which is perhaps for the best
Since you’d probably be too
Much to handle for all the rest!
Happy birthday, bro!
