Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Many friends throughout life
They come and they go
But with you, it’s the opposite
As I couldn't get rid of you if I tried!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, brother!

You might be another year older, but that
doesn’t necessarily mean you’re any wiser!
Old enough to know better,
stubborn enough to do it anyway!
Don’t worry about all of the candles on
your birthday cake this year, sis. I have a
fire extinguisher on standby just in case!

I’m only messing with you! Happy birthday,
I hope you have a truly fabulous day today!
Happy birthday, my wonderful wife!

I set out to get you the most amazing, meaningful, and heart-touching gift this year when I realized that you already have me! You truly are a very lucky lady!
I didn’t get you a gift this year,
girlfriend, because I figured
I’m enough of a gift every day!

I guess I’m the kind of gift
that keeps on giving!
You can always count on me to make you feel younger because let’s face it, I’m not growing up anytime soon!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
Happy belated birthday to you!

I’m sorry for forgetting your birthday, I know you must have been gutted but it genuinely wasn’t my intention!

I guess it just goes to show that good things do come to those who wait!
Thank you for having yet another birthday
and for being a constant reminder that I’ll
always be older than you.

Thanks a bunch, bro!
For better or for worse
Even if sometimes
You might annoy me
You’re the husband I want
Today, tomorrow, forever
You always have been
And you always will be!

I’m sending you birthday wishes 
Filled with lots of love on your
Special day this year, my dear!
Happy birthday, my lovely wife!

May you enjoy your special day where all of the attention is on you! Although, if we’re being honest you shine in the spotlight each and every day!
Loyalty, trust, and a shared sense of
humor are just some of the attributes
that make a friend a best friend, and
you’re so lucky that you have all of
that and more in me!

Happy birthday to you, girl!
For my dear boyfriend on your birthday
this year, I was going to wish for all of
your dreams to come true.

But, then I realized that they already
had come true the moment you met me!

Happy birthday, my gorgeous man!

Sending you all of my love on your
special day!
For a cousin and a sister all rolled into one
I’m wishing you a birthday that’s full of fun!

Happy birthday, my dear! 

Here’s to the many years of laughter and 
creating wonderful memories together 
that are still waiting to be written!
Happy birthday to my boyfriend
who is flaming hot, hotter than
all the candles on his cake!

I hope that your day brings you
all the happiness that you deserve,
and that it is as sweet as you are!

Big kisses, handsome!

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