Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Just warning you there will be a party later, I didn’t want to throw you a surprise party and give you a heart attack. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, sis! Although you can’t rewind and get any younger, at least we can stop counting from this year onwards to make sure you don’t get any older!
I only have to say it’s the birthday
of the funniest person in the world
today, and everyone will immediately
know it’s your birthday!

Happy birthday to you, my friend!
Your birthday is just one more
opportunity for me to remind
you that you’re older than
me and always will be!

Thank you for that, sis!
Happy birthday, cousin!

On your special day this year, I just wanted to tell you how much you mean to me.

After all, we share so much more than simply the same family; we also share lots of secrets and unforgettable moments from our childhood! 
It doesn’t matter if year after year you look older and older because as time goes by I only love you more and more! Happy birthday, honey!
Your birthday is the one day of
the year when I suddenly turn into
a romantic so enjoy these rare,
soppy, love-filled hours!

Happy birthday, my love!
I spent too much time trying to
come up with the perfect birthday
wish, and then ended up missing
your birthday altogether!

Sorry! Happy belated birthday!
Who needs lots of different friends
when I have a best friend like you!
To me, you’re worth a thousand
friends, bestie!
Happy birthday, teacher!

I think that for your birthday this year, you should postpone all homework and any planned exams for a while…

I mean, surely you don’t want to be grading papers around your birthday!

You should just relax and not worry about setting any work that’s too taxing or strenuous! I’ve checked with my fellow classmates and none of us mind at all!

Enjoy your relaxing and stress-free birthday this year, teach!
Happy birthday to the second
most beautiful person in the
world after me, of course!
If you’re wondering why your cake is starting to sag, it’s because it can’t take the weight of all those candles on top of it! Happy birthday, bestie!
Nephews and nieces are a dime
a dozen, so to be lucky enough to
have a stand-out one like me is the
best gift you could receive!

That’s also the reason why I didn’t
get you any other kind of present
this year! Happy birthday!
I’m not saying you are old, but you
used to have a dinosaur for a pet!

Have a great birthday, old friend!

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