Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, big bro!

You’re going to need a big cake
this year to hold so many candles!
Happiest of birthdays to you, cousin!

Seeing as you’re just as close to me as
a sister, I feel I can be honest with you
about anything.

So, I’ll just come right out and tell you…
I totally forgot to get you a gift this year!
Loyalty, trust, and a shared sense of
humor are just some of the attributes
that make a friend a best friend, and
you’re so lucky that you have all of
that and more in me!

Happy birthday to you, girl!
Wishing a happy birthday to my crush,
who always manages to make me blush!

Have a lovely day, as lovely as you are!
Out of all the billions of people in the world, what were the chances that two crazy souls like ours would meet! Happy birthday, my dear soulmate and husband!
Old enough to know better,
stubborn enough to do it anyway!
Gal pals are a dime a dozen but you’re worth your weight in gold, my dear!

Not that I’m saying you’re heavy, just gold is very valuable! Happy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday to the most relaxed,
laid-back teacher ever!

You are without a doubt my favourite
teacher, and not just because you let
everyone get away with anything!

Don’t get me wrong, you’re definitely
not a pushover! Everyone respects
you and your liberal teaching style,
and that you allow more freedom
in the classroom!

Wishing you all the very best on your
special day, teach!
Happy birthday, sis! Seeing how there’s no gift better than simply having a sibling like me, I didn’t get you anything extra this year!

I hope your heart is as full of love as it can be on your special day!
Happy birthday to one of my dearest relatives! You might only be my cousin but to me, you will always be much more like an annoying younger sister!
Happy birthday to the coolest
teacher around!

Whereas other teacher’s classes
seem to drag on, yours are always
fun and I never want them to end!

If only more lessons were like
yours, maybe more people
would think school is cool!
Happy birthday to my lovely boyfriend, the only person I could survive a long-distance relationship with. In fact, a little break from you sometimes sounds pretty nice!
Happy birthday to my dear sister who I’m actually quite fond of now!

She’s not nearly as bad as I used to think she was when we were younger!
This birthday doesn’t count so I refuse to add this year to my age!
Happy birthday to you today
my dear, ageing sister!

Looks like we might have to
get two cakes this year to
accommodate all of the candles!

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