Huge congratulations to my incredible wife who not only deserves a big slice of birthday cake today, but she also deserves a medal or a trophy for putting up with a husband like me!
You truly are a saint, my dear! Happy birthday to you, with love!
Happy birthday, little brother! You might be jealous of your big sister in many ways, but I’ll always be envious of the fact that you’ll always be younger than me!
If I had to give just one reason why you’re more like a sister to me than a cousin, it would be that growing up together you would annoy me just as much as any sister would!
Here we go again, it’s that time of the year, another birthday, one step closer to the final demise. Just kidding, you’ve never been better, older, but otherwise awesome.
Be happy, enjoy your day, you’re alive and well, that’s all that matters!
Over the years, we’ve kept many of each other’s secrets safe but on your special day this year, I propose that we promise to keep the biggest secret of all: our ages! I won’t tell anyone yours if you don’t reveal mine!