Funny Birthday Wishes


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People say that you get more beautiful with age, but surely they mean you become more beautiful on the inside because the cracks are certainly starting to show on the outside!

I’m just kidding with you, sis! I hope you have a wonderful birthday today!
It’s that time of the year again where
all of the attention is on you and you
alone, my beautiful one.

Well, more so than usual, anyway!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
Happy birthday, sis! Seeing how there’s no gift better than simply having a sibling like me, I didn’t get you anything extra this year!

I hope your heart is as full of love as it can be on your special day!
You might be growing up in age, but we’re yet to see you grow up in maturity! You still have plenty of time for that though, little sis! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to someone who knows of
all my imperfections and everything else
about me yet still chooses to be my friend!

You are extraordinary, my dear!
True love is loving someone even after their hair turns gray and their good looks fade. That’s how you can be sure that I love you, husband! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you today, teacher!

I’m so grateful for you as you never gave up on me. You believed in me when I didn’t believe in myself, and you continued to care even when I couldn’t really have cared much less!

You truly are a very special teacher and one in a million!
Happy birthday, bestie!

Always remember that age is just a
number, girl. It just so happens that
in your case it’s quickly becoming
a pretty high number! 

I wouldn’t stress about it, though.
The best gift a person can receive
is another year of life!
Happy birthday!

Seeing as it’s your birthday I would
cook for you, but that wouldn’t go well!

Instead, I’ll take you out for dinner,
my treat! My gift to you!
Just as it’s been since we were kids, I’ll laugh when you fall down but I’ll always be here to pick you back up!

Happy birthday to you today, bestie!
Happy birthday, my gorgeous gf!

You know, good boyfriends make a grand gesture by saving up all their romantic love only to treat their girlfriends and spoil them on their birthday, but great boyfriends do that all year round!

That’s why I’m not doing anything spectacular or out of the ordinary today since you have the best of me each and every day! How lucky are you!
Happy birthday to my always annoying
but never boring brother!

I wouldn’t have you any other way, bro!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem is my way of revealing
That I really like you!

Happy birthday, gorgeous!
I didn’t get you a gift this year,
girlfriend, because I figured
I’m enough of a gift every day!

I guess I’m the kind of gift
that keeps on giving!
I’m so sorry, I thought your
birthday was today!

Oh well, look on the bright side:
it looks like you’re going to be
enjoying two cakes this year
instead of just one!

I’m sending you the best belated
birthday wishes possible, my friend!

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