Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
I wanted to put the exact number of candles on your cake this year, but the store told me they didn’t have that many in stock! Happy birthday, uncle!
I spent too much time trying to
come up with the perfect birthday
wish, and then ended up missing
your birthday altogether!
Sorry! Happy belated birthday!
come up with the perfect birthday
wish, and then ended up missing
your birthday altogether!
Sorry! Happy belated birthday!
Happy birthday, teacher!
I think that for your birthday this year, you should postpone all homework and any planned exams for a while…
I mean, surely you don’t want to be grading papers around your birthday!
You should just relax and not worry about setting any work that’s too taxing or strenuous! I’ve checked with my fellow classmates and none of us mind at all!
Enjoy your relaxing and stress-free birthday this year, teach!
I think that for your birthday this year, you should postpone all homework and any planned exams for a while…
I mean, surely you don’t want to be grading papers around your birthday!
You should just relax and not worry about setting any work that’s too taxing or strenuous! I’ve checked with my fellow classmates and none of us mind at all!
Enjoy your relaxing and stress-free birthday this year, teach!
Happy birthday to my dear elder
brother who is always there - always
there to annoy me!
I can always count on you to wind
me up and irritate me to no end, so
thanks for that.
In truth, though, I wouldn’t have it
any other way. I couldn’t be without
you, bro!
I hope you have a great day and I’ll
do everything I can to antagonize
you in return!
brother who is always there - always
there to annoy me!
I can always count on you to wind
me up and irritate me to no end, so
thanks for that.
In truth, though, I wouldn’t have it
any other way. I couldn’t be without
you, bro!
I hope you have a great day and I’ll
do everything I can to antagonize
you in return!
Today’s your birthday and all eyes are on you, but that can’t be anything new for you as you must be used to all this attention! Happy birthday!
If you’re wondering why your cake is starting to sag, it’s because it can’t take the weight of all those candles on top of it! Happy birthday, bestie!
Don’t let another birthday get you down,
sis! After all, what difference does one
more year really make at this point!
sis! After all, what difference does one
more year really make at this point!
I’m glad you were there to witness the discovery of fire. You will need it to light all of those candles later. Happy birthday, friend!
Happy birthday, sis!
Remember, today is your special
day and it’s all about you!
Come to think of it, so is every
other day actually!
Remember, today is your special
day and it’s all about you!
Come to think of it, so is every
other day actually!
Happy birthday to you today
my dear, ageing sister!
Looks like we might have to
get two cakes this year to
accommodate all of the candles!
my dear, ageing sister!
Looks like we might have to
get two cakes this year to
accommodate all of the candles!
Happy birthday, teacher!
I’m going to miss you when you retire,
which can’t be far off now, right?!
I’m going to miss you when you retire,
which can’t be far off now, right?!
Another year has passed us by, dear uncle, and you continue to be living proof that you don’t necessarily become any wiser the older you get!
That’s okay, though! You don’t need to become any wiser because you’re already wise enough!
Happy birthday!
That’s okay, though! You don’t need to become any wiser because you’re already wise enough!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my dear girlfriend!
How is it that you’re yet another year
older, but you look younger than ever!
You are blessed with a youthful
appearance, and I suppose I’m
blessed because of that too!
I hope you have a fabulous birthday,
my love!
How is it that you’re yet another year
older, but you look younger than ever!
You are blessed with a youthful
appearance, and I suppose I’m
blessed because of that too!
I hope you have a fabulous birthday,
my love!
Out of all the billions of people in the world, what were the chances that I’d end up with you as my best friend!
I guess fate works in mysterious ways and two equally peculiar souls like ours would be drawn to each other one way or another! Happy birthday!
I guess fate works in mysterious ways and two equally peculiar souls like ours would be drawn to each other one way or another! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to a dear friend of
mine who I’ll never get tired of!
Or rather, I should say that as we’ve
been friends for this long it would be
a shame to throw that all away now!
mine who I’ll never get tired of!
Or rather, I should say that as we’ve
been friends for this long it would be
a shame to throw that all away now!
