Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Out of all the billions of people in the world, what were the chances that two crazy souls like ours would meet! Happy birthday, my dear soulmate and husband!
For a man of few words, I also have
a birthday wish that has few words!
Happy birthday, my love!
a birthday wish that has few words!
Happy birthday, my love!
Age may not have been kind to you,
uncle, but at least you can always
rely on me to help you feel younger!
And, when the time comes, you’ll
also be able to count on me to
push you around in a wheelchair!
Happy birthday to you today!
uncle, but at least you can always
rely on me to help you feel younger!
And, when the time comes, you’ll
also be able to count on me to
push you around in a wheelchair!
Happy birthday to you today!
Turning another year older doesn’t
have to be all doom and gloom!
Sure, you’re not getting any younger
but look on the positive side: you’re
a year closer to retirement!
Think of all the good times we’ll be
able to have with all that free time!
have to be all doom and gloom!
Sure, you’re not getting any younger
but look on the positive side: you’re
a year closer to retirement!
Think of all the good times we’ll be
able to have with all that free time!
Happy birthday, my man! Seeing as I’m the best friend around, I’ll hold back on the jokes about how old you’re getting on your birthday this year!
At your age, another trip around
the sun must be more exhausting
than ever before!
the sun must be more exhausting
than ever before!
Happy birthday to the best brother!
Sure, there were times growing up
together when I might have wished
that you were adopted or my brother
from another mother but in the end,
I’m glad you’re my blood-brother!
I could definitely have done a lot
worse and really there’s nobody else
I’d rather have grown up with, bro!
Sure, there were times growing up
together when I might have wished
that you were adopted or my brother
from another mother but in the end,
I’m glad you’re my blood-brother!
I could definitely have done a lot
worse and really there’s nobody else
I’d rather have grown up with, bro!
I’m sorry to be the one to tell you but we’ve had a call from the fire department to say that they know how old you’re turning today and that your birthday cake is for sure going to be a fire hazard!
We’ll just have to find some other, safer way to celebrate this grand age of yours!
Happy birthday!
We’ll just have to find some other, safer way to celebrate this grand age of yours!
Happy birthday!
Gal pals are a dime a dozen but you’re worth your weight in gold, my dear!
Not that I’m saying you’re heavy, just gold is very valuable! Happy birthday, bestie!
Not that I’m saying you’re heavy, just gold is very valuable! Happy birthday, bestie!
My only wish for you on your birthday this year, my lovely wife, is that your special day brings you a smile and that it stays around for a while!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to someone who is lucky to have such a handsome and charismatic boyfriend: my girlfriend!
I hope you enjoy your day, my love!
I hope you enjoy your day, my love!
Whereas most people tend to get wiser with age, you simply just get older!
Happy birthday to you today, uncle!
Happy birthday to you today, uncle!
Happy birthday, my friend!
On your special day this year, I think it’s only right that you deserve an award for putting up with me as your coworker for the duration that you’ve worked here!
That takes strength!
All the very best to you today!
On your special day this year, I think it’s only right that you deserve an award for putting up with me as your coworker for the duration that you’ve worked here!
That takes strength!
All the very best to you today!
Age might not be on your
side but I always will be!
You can always count on
me for anything, sis!
Happy birthday to you!
side but I always will be!
You can always count on
me for anything, sis!
Happy birthday to you!
