Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
As your elder sibling, it’s my duty to boss you around and act as though you’re always bothering me but seeing as today is your special day I’ll give you a break!
Happy birthday to you, little sis!
Happy birthday to you, little sis!
You can be assured that no matter how old you get, I’ll always be there right beside you to help you feel younger than you really are! Happy birthday, bestie!
I didn’t know what to write in your card,
so I just didn’t get you one! Hopefully
this birthday message will do instead!
so I just didn’t get you one! Hopefully
this birthday message will do instead!
I’m not saying you are old, but you
used to have a dinosaur for a pet!
Have a great birthday, old friend!
used to have a dinosaur for a pet!
Have a great birthday, old friend!
I often ask myself, what was it that
I did to deserve a friend like you?
Well, the conclusion I always come
to is that I must have done something
severely wrong in a past life to
deserve such a punishment!
I’m just messing with you, bestie!
Happy birthday to you!
I did to deserve a friend like you?
Well, the conclusion I always come
to is that I must have done something
severely wrong in a past life to
deserve such a punishment!
I’m just messing with you, bestie!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you, my sweet cousin!
Seeing as it’s your special day, I’ll let you in on a little secret: I know your true age! Well, with us being as close as we are what else would you expect!
Seeing as it’s your special day, I’ll let you in on a little secret: I know your true age! Well, with us being as close as we are what else would you expect!
Happy birthday, man! My gift to you
on your special day this year is that
I’m sending you a wish for each year
that you’ve been on this earth for…
Well, you’d better get started then
because it looks like you’ve got a lot
of wishes to make today, my friend!
on your special day this year is that
I’m sending you a wish for each year
that you’ve been on this earth for…
Well, you’d better get started then
because it looks like you’ve got a lot
of wishes to make today, my friend!
Happy birthday to you, brother! If
you’re concerned about getting older,
just remember that age is nothing
more than a number.
It just so happens that in your case that
number is becoming quite a big one!
you’re concerned about getting older,
just remember that age is nothing
more than a number.
It just so happens that in your case that
number is becoming quite a big one!
Happy birthday to my dear younger brother!
Keep following your dreams, little bro, and
who knows… someday you might even be
as awesome as me!
Keep following your dreams, little bro, and
who knows… someday you might even be
as awesome as me!
Happy birthday to someone
I can actually just about tolerate
being around on a daily basis!
But really, in all seriousness,
you’re a fantastic friend and
a joy to spend time with!
I hope that you have a
birthday that’s as fantastic
as you are, best bud!
I can actually just about tolerate
being around on a daily basis!
But really, in all seriousness,
you’re a fantastic friend and
a joy to spend time with!
I hope that you have a
birthday that’s as fantastic
as you are, best bud!
Happy birthday, teacher!
I’m going to miss you when you retire,
which can’t be far off now, right?!
I’m going to miss you when you retire,
which can’t be far off now, right?!
Happy birthday, brother!
I didn’t get you a gift this year, but
never fear because I’m here! I mean,
what better gift is there than me!
I didn’t get you a gift this year, but
never fear because I’m here! I mean,
what better gift is there than me!
To the world’s funniest uncle
I have just one thing to say
May your birthday be awesome
I hope you have the best day!
Happy birthday to you!
I have just one thing to say
May your birthday be awesome
I hope you have the best day!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, my dear little brother!
I know you better than most seeing how I watched you grow up, so my birthday gift to you this year is that I’ll continue to keep all the things I know about you to myself and not reveal any of your secrets!
There aren’t many gifts as good as that!
I know you better than most seeing how I watched you grow up, so my birthday gift to you this year is that I’ll continue to keep all the things I know about you to myself and not reveal any of your secrets!
There aren’t many gifts as good as that!
I thought teachers were supposed to
be boring, but you break the mould!
Happy birthday to the coolest teacher!
be boring, but you break the mould!
Happy birthday to the coolest teacher!
