Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, my love!

I know it’s your special day today
but there’s so much more meaning
to it than that… Another birthday
also means another year that
we’ve survived each other, hubby! 

Congratulations to you and more
importantly, congratulations to us!
I didn’t know what to write in your card,
so I just didn’t get you one! Hopefully
this birthday message will do instead!
Happy birthday, big bro!

You’re going to need a big cake
this year to hold so many candles!
You are a very special person to me, and whenever you need me I’ll be there. Today I’m here to help you blow out your birthday candles.

And when the time comes I promise I won't laugh at your false teeth or prosthetic hip, that’s how much I care about you.

Cheers!
Happiest of birthdays to you, cousin!

Seeing as you’re just as close to me as
a sister, I feel I can be honest with you
about anything.

So, I’ll just come right out and tell you…
I totally forgot to get you a gift this year!
Happy birthday, my fabulous sister! Every day must be like a birthday for you, as you’re lucky enough to have the best sibling in the whole entire world!
Being the elder sister and having to look out for me can’t have been easy when we were growing up, especially as I didn’t try and make it any easier! You must have had the patience of a saint back then!

Happy birthday to you today, sis!
Happy birthday to my loving boyfriend,
who is the best thing that has ever
happened to me… So far!

Well, who knows what the future holds!
I wondered what gift I should get for
such a sweet, loving husband on your
birthday but then I realized something…

What more could you possibly want
or need when you have a wonderful
wife like me! Happy birthday, my love!
Out of all the billions of people in the world, what were the chances that two crazy souls like ours would meet! Happy birthday, my dear soulmate and husband!
Wishing my wonderful wife a happy birthday on her least favorite day of the year, the day she turns another year older!
Happy birthday to my unique best friend! I mean, you really are a one of a kind girl; you’re unlike anybody else I’ve ever met!

Whether that’s due to reasons better or for worse, I’ll leave that up to you to decide!
Happy birthday to the best brother!

Sure, there were times growing up
together when I might have wished
that you were adopted or my brother
from another mother but in the end,
I’m glad you’re my blood-brother!

I could definitely have done a lot
worse and really there’s nobody else
I’d rather have grown up with, bro!
Happy birthday, cousin!

On your special day this year, I just wanted to tell you how much you mean to me.

After all, we share so much more than simply the same family; we also share lots of secrets and unforgettable moments from our childhood! 
Happy birthday to the most relaxed,
laid-back teacher ever!

You are without a doubt my favourite
teacher, and not just because you let
everyone get away with anything!

Don’t get me wrong, you’re definitely
not a pushover! Everyone respects
you and your liberal teaching style,
and that you allow more freedom
in the classroom!

Wishing you all the very best on your
special day, teach!

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