Funny Birthday Wishes

It’s amazing how after all these years you still aren’t showing your age, uncle! It’s equally amazing that you haven’t started to act your age yet, either!

I’m not complaining, though! I probably couldn’t have an uncle who’s more fun than you!

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday, my dear friend!

You know some people are like great wines, as time passes they acquire a more complex taste, a fuller body and are greatly desired.

And you know other people are like mature cheeses, despite looking older and developing a more intense smell, there are many people yearning for them.

But you, my friend, all these years have made you complex and given you a fuller body like a great wine, but also, like great cheese, you look older and have an intense smell, and no one really seems to be interested in you.

So, I guess you're stuck with me!

Nephews and nieces are a dime
a dozen, so to be lucky enough to
have a stand-out one like me is the
best gift you could receive!

That’s also the reason why I didn’t
get you any other kind of present
this year! Happy birthday!

From now on, people will take pity on you and start helping you cross the street without you even asking or wanting them to. Have an amazing birthday, my friend!

Party, check. Cake, check. Candles, check. Gifts, check. Wait, I’m forgetting something. Oh yeah, best friend, check! Have the greatest of days!

Happy birthday, uncle! Always remember that age is but a number!

It just so happens that in your case it’s a rather large number, though!

Happy birthday, little brother! If there’s one thing you should’ve discovered from having an elder sibling like me is that we only get more awesome each year!

As you get older you get wiser… is
what I’d say to most people, but not
in your case, bro!

Happy birthday, my dear elder brother!

There is no getting away from it, but working here has aged you, my friend! Never mind, I guess you can’t be too far off retirement now anyway!

I’m just messing with you... you’ll be working here forever!

All the best, pal!

Happy birthday, bestie! I really admire how getting older doesn’t faze you, even when it probably should! I hope I’m like that in many, many, many years to come too!

For your birthday this year,
I searched far and wide for
the perfect gift.

It took me some time, but
my search ended when I
realised that I was never
going to find a more perfect
gift than what you’ve already
got: me!

Happy birthday from your
perfect girlfriend!

Another year has passed us by, dear uncle, and you continue to be living proof that you don’t necessarily become any wiser the older you get!

That’s okay, though! You don’t need to become any wiser because you’re already wise enough!

Happy birthday!

If you’re wondering why I wrapped myself up as a present this year, it’s because I wanted to get you what your heart most desires! Happy birthday, my love!

My naughty little brother isn’t so little anymore, but he’s still just as naughty!

May you always have the cheeky and playful personality that you’ve always had since you were small! Happy birthday to you, my dear kid bro!

Happy birthday to my not-so-little brother!

Of course, you’ve had a great role model to follow but I truly am so proud of the man you’re growing up to be.