Funny Birthday Wishes


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Today, I’m wishing a very happy birthday to my almighty younger sister!

She might be little, but don’t let that fool you… she can certainly make her presence known when she wants to! She’ll never go unnoticed, that’s for sure!
Today is a super special day
because it’s the birthday of an
incredibly beautiful human being!

I’m wishing you a celebration
today that’s as spectacular and
as unforgettable as me, leaving
you with many wonderful and
lasting memories!
Happy birthday to my
gorgeous boyfriend!

This year I am wishing you a
day spent in good company,
surrounded by beautiful people
that make you laugh and smile,
and a day filled with only happy
moments shared with the people
you care about most.

Luckily you’re spending your
birthday with me, so all of those
things are certain to happen!

Have a great birthday, my love!
Happy birthday, bro!

A little brother like you is actually a blessing
in disguise… At first I thought I was unlucky
to have a younger brother, but now as the
years go on I feel like the luckiest big sister
in the world!
Happy birthday to the cutest, funniest, most gorgeous person in the world! I know it sounds like I’m describing myself, but I am of course describing you!

I hope you enjoy your special day today, my sweetheart!
I wanted to get you something special for your birthday this year as you deserve only the very best, my friend!

However, as I couldn’t find a gift that was good enough for such a loyal and longtime friend such as yourself, I didn’t get you anything at all!

Happy birthday anyway!
You would think that the older you get, the less annoying you’d become! If only that were true, little bro! Happy birthday to you today!
I was going to buy you some beauty
products for your birthday this year,
girlfriend, but I quickly realised that
not even the most expensive beauty
product could make you any more
beautiful than you already are!

It would just be a waste of money
and an exercise in futility! You are
gorgeous just the way you are!

Wishing you a stunning birthday
from your smooth-talking boyfriend!
Happy birthday to the world’s luckiest brother! If you’re wondering why you’re so lucky, it’s obviously because you have a super fab sister like me!
While you might be getting older, sis,
you can always look at me to remind
you what young looks like!

I’m just kidding with you! You look
really good considering your age!

Happy birthday to you from your
hilarious and beautiful younger sister!
Today’s the one day of the year where my inner child really shines!
Happy birthday to a super teacher!

Another birthday means another year
closer to retirement, and another year
closer to cashing in on that pension! 

Wishing you the very best on your
special day this year and hoping that
the year ahead is kind to you!
Happy birthday to the world’s best and
most beautiful girlfriend!

I know your biggest wish came true when
you met me, but I hope all your other little
wishes also come true for you on your
special day today, my sweetheart!
Happy birthday to one of my oldest pals!

Old as in a longstanding friend and, well, you’re also just getting on a bit!
Happy birthday to you! 

On your special day this year, I want
you to know that I’m so lucky to have
you as a cousin.

Really you’re like a brother to me, but
the fact that you’re my cousin means
I don’t have to put up with you 24/7!

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