Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday to my lifelong best bud!

You’ve been with me from the beginning and you’ll be with me forevermore! There’s no getting rid of me now!
People say that you get more beautiful with age, but surely they mean you become more beautiful on the inside because the cracks are certainly starting to show on the outside!

I’m just kidding with you, sis! I hope you have a wonderful birthday today!
Happy birthday, my gorgeous girlfriend!

Today is that one special day of the year that you’ll find me being romantic, so I hope you savor it and make the most of it!
Happy birthday to my gorgeous wife!

In my eyes, you are more beautiful
now than when we first met. Although,
it's possible that with age my eyesight
has gotten worse since then!
Happy birthday, sis!

The years might not be on your
side, but I always will be!

I’ll be there for you no matter how
old, gray, and wrinkly you get!
On your birthday this year, little brother, I propose we make a pact. I won’t reveal your age, so long as you don’t tell anyone that I’m even older than you!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to the world’s most awesome cousin!

Wait, I meant to say happy birthday from the world’s most awesome cousin! You’re lucky to have someone as wonderful and as cool as me in your life, cuz!
Wishing you a very happy birthday, bestie!

Looks like all of the attention will be on you today, which isn’t any different from any other day really, is it!

I hope you enjoy yet another special day that’s all about you!
It’s your special day today, birthday boy! Just don’t let all of the attention go to your head because after today that attention won’t hang around for long!

Happy birthday and best wishes to you today, my dear best friend!
Today marks the birthday of someone very special: me! Don’t forget to wish me well and tell me how great I am!
Happy birthday to a glamorous lady
who still isn’t showing her age…
or acting it either!

Enjoy your special day, girl!
Wishing you a very happy birthday, bestie!

My birthday promise to you today is that I’ll do everything in my power to conceal your real age!
You would think that the older you get, the less annoying you’d become! If only that were true, little bro! Happy birthday to you today!
I was going to buy you some beauty
products for your birthday this year,
girlfriend, but I quickly realised that
not even the most expensive beauty
product could make you any more
beautiful than you already are!

It would just be a waste of money
and an exercise in futility! You are
gorgeous just the way you are!

Wishing you a stunning birthday
from your smooth-talking boyfriend!
As my younger brother you might get
to make fun of me for being older than
you, but just remember that every year
my cake will always be bigger than yours
because it needs to hold more candles!

Now who’s laughing, bro!

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