People say that you get more beautiful with age, but surely they mean you become more beautiful on the inside because the cracks are certainly starting to show on the outside!
I’m just kidding with you, sis! I hope you have a wonderful birthday today!
On your birthday this year, little brother, I propose we make a pact. I won’t reveal your age, so long as you don’t tell anyone that I’m even older than you!
Happy birthday to the world’s most awesome cousin!
Wait, I meant to say happy birthday from the world’s most awesome cousin! You’re lucky to have someone as wonderful and as cool as me in your life, cuz!
It’s your special day today, birthday boy! Just don’t let all of the attention go to your head because after today that attention won’t hang around for long!
Happy birthday and best wishes to you today, my dear best friend!
I was going to buy you some beauty products for your birthday this year, girlfriend, but I quickly realised that not even the most expensive beauty product could make you any more beautiful than you already are!
It would just be a waste of money and an exercise in futility! You are gorgeous just the way you are!
Wishing you a stunning birthday from your smooth-talking boyfriend!
As my younger brother you might get to make fun of me for being older than you, but just remember that every year my cake will always be bigger than yours because it needs to hold more candles!