Funny Birthday Wishes

1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Remarkable, unbelievable, and unreal are all ways in which someone could describe something truly amazing but also, much like in your case, something totally bizarre!

Just kidding with you, buddy! I’m sending my best wishes to the birthday boy today!

It feels like a lifetime ago that we were kids

Happy birthday, my friend!

I can still remember when we were
just two kids without a care in the
world. Although that feels like a
million years ago now!

Don’t let getting older get you down

Happy birthday to my hubby!

Don’t let getting older get you down, just always remember that no matter how old you become, no matter how many wrinkles or gray hairs start to appear, at least you’ll always have a beautiful, gorgeous, young-looking wife by your side to make up for it!

I am truly lucky to have you

How I got so lucky to end up with someone as beautiful as you I’ll never know, but I’m certainly not complaining about it! Happy birthday, sweetie.

I’m always looking out for you, pal

Happy birthday, pal! You know that I’m always looking out for your best interests, so just take care today when you’re trying to blow out the fireball on your cake!

For a sister, you’re not all that bad

At times you might be annoying
Sometimes you drive me mad
But you’ll always be my sister
And really, you’re not all bad!

I guess if I’m totally honest
I wouldn’t choose anyone else!

Happy birthday to you, sis!

Happy birthday to my near-perfect sister

I’ll admit that when we were
growing up together there
were times when I used to
think that you were the worst…

You’re still not perfect but hey,
you’re not far off!

Happy birthday to you today,
my near-perfect sister!

You make me feel older than ever, sis

The fact that you’re turning another year older simply makes me feel older than ever! Thanks a lot, little sis!

I never thought we'd be such good friends, sis

Who would have thought that my
arch-nemesis growing up would
someday turn out to be one of
my closest and best friends!

Happy birthday, sis! I’m sending
you lots of love as you celebrate
your special day today!

I won't make fun of your age today, sis

I understand that you’re probably feeling a little sensitive about your age today, sis, so I’ll be kind and refrain from making any age-related jokes!

Just remember, though, that tomorrow is another day and all bets are off!

Happy birthday to you today!

You could fool anyone with your age, little bro

You might be another year older,
little brother, but you definitely don’t
look it and you certainly don’t act it!

You’ll be able to fool people with
your age for many years to come,
I’m sure of it!

Happy birthday from your forever
wise elder sister!

My sister is a master of disguise

Happy birthday to a sister who is a master of disguise! On the outside, you appear adorable and cute, but inside there hides a naughty little monster!

Everyone wants a slice of your birthday cake

If you’re wondering why everyone is being extra nice to you at work today, it’s only because they want a slice of your delicious birthday cake! Happy birthday!