Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday to my childhood bestie!

Do you know how I know that you’re a
true friend? Well, it’s because you’ve
stuck around and tolerated me for all
these years!

You must have the patience of a saint!

I hope you enjoy your special day today!
Happy birthday to my favourite younger sister! You might not have a lot of competition but still, you’ll always be number 1 to me!
You are my best friend and because of that, I feel it’s my responsibility to remind you not to blow out your candles too hard today as you wouldn’t want your false teeth to come out!

Happy birthday, buddy!
Happy birthday, my wonderful wife!

I set out to get you the most amazing, meaningful, and heart-touching gift this year when I realized that you already have me! You truly are a very lucky lady!
If I didn’t know any better I’d never guess it was your birthday today as you don’t look a day older, let alone a year! Happy birthday, my beautiful cousin!
I have a feeling that the person of your dreams is wishing you a happy birthday today… It’s just down to you to discover who that is!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my better half who
completes me and makes me whole!

Forever grateful for you, my love! 😘
After all these years of marriage, my smile still reaches my eyes whenever I see you!

Happy birthday, my dear wife!
You think that age is but a number and you’re only as old as you feel. 

Well, tell that to your arthritis when the time comes and you will soon see that age does, in fact, matter a lot.

I hope you have a fantastic day and a fantastic year to come, my friend!
Just one friend? No, I have many, but today is your birthday, which, I guess, makes you the most special of them all today. At least for one day, you should get to know how that feels.

Just kidding. You are my bestie and you know it. You are my special friend all year long.

Have the greatest of birthdays and many more to come!
Happy birthday to my beautiful girlfriend!

Your birthday is pretty much the only one that I can actually remember by heart, mainly because I know my life wouldn’t be worth living if I were to ever forget it!

I just know how very important your birthday is to you!

I hope you have the absolute best celebrations today, my love!
I wondered what gift I should get for
such a sweet, loving husband on your
birthday but then I realized something…

What more could you possibly want
or need when you have a wonderful
wife like me! Happy birthday, my love!
Don’t listen to anyone who tells you that
you’re getting old; they’re clearly not true
friends like I am!

In my eyes, you’ll always be as young as
you feel. So, until you start acting your
actual age you’ll be forever young!

Happy birthday, buddy!
Your birthday is the one day of
the year when I suddenly turn into
a romantic so enjoy these rare,
soppy, love-filled hours!

Happy birthday, my love!
You are a very special person to me, and whenever you need me I’ll be there. Today I’m here to help you blow out your birthday candles.

And when the time comes I promise I won't laugh at your false teeth or prosthetic hip, that’s how much I care about you.

Cheers!

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