It is amazing the number of years we have known each other.
Why have we put up with each other for so long? Do you think it’s because we like each other? Nope, it’s quite simple, we just know too many of each other’s secrets.
Happy birthday from your better-looking and totally awesome younger sibling!
It can’t have been easy growing up with me, especially as I would get away with anything! Don’t feel bad though, sis, the younger sibling is always the favorite of the family!
A brother like you is a dream come true, if your dream is to have a super annoying brother, that is!
How is it possible that with each passing year, you find more new ways to bug me... I guess you’re getting more experienced with age, bro! Happy birthday!