Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Today is kind of a big deal as it’s the birthday of my dear elder brother! I’ll never get tired of seeing you turn older than me every year!
Families are filled with many magnificent wonders, but there are few things as wonderful as being blessed with a truly precious cousin.
You must feel pretty lucky to have that in me!
Happy birthday to you today, my dear!
You must feel pretty lucky to have that in me!
Happy birthday to you today, my dear!
You are by far the smartest person I know, which is why it’s hard to understand why you chose to become a teacher! Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, my handsome hubby!
Of course I know I’m blessed to have a husband like you, but really you’re the lucky one to have bagged a wife like me when you did because just like a bottle of fine wine, I only improve with age!
So really it’s only right that you treasure and appreciate me more and more with each passing year!
Of course I know I’m blessed to have a husband like you, but really you’re the lucky one to have bagged a wife like me when you did because just like a bottle of fine wine, I only improve with age!
So really it’s only right that you treasure and appreciate me more and more with each passing year!
You know your best friend is a
true friend when they insult you
on your birthday and you can
both laugh about it!
That’s why I know I can make
all the jokes I want today without
any risk of offending you!
Happy birthday, my friend!
true friend when they insult you
on your birthday and you can
both laugh about it!
That’s why I know I can make
all the jokes I want today without
any risk of offending you!
Happy birthday, my friend!
I’ll admit that when we were
growing up together there
were times when I used to
think that you were the worst…
You’re still not perfect but hey,
you’re not far off!
Happy birthday to you today,
my near-perfect sister!
growing up together there
were times when I used to
think that you were the worst…
You’re still not perfect but hey,
you’re not far off!
Happy birthday to you today,
my near-perfect sister!
May your birthday be just like the day you were born: with you screaming and everyone making a fuss of you!
Happy birthday, sis!
Happy birthday, sis!
Happy birthday, bestie!
I don’t know that we would be
buddies now had we not been
such good friends when we
were younger.
You’re far too cool for me now!
I don’t know that we would be
buddies now had we not been
such good friends when we
were younger.
You’re far too cool for me now!
Happy birthday, cousin!
Your birthday is the perfect opportunity for me to remind you that you’re getting older! Perhaps on one of these birthdays, you’ll start getting wiser too!
Your birthday is the perfect opportunity for me to remind you that you’re getting older! Perhaps on one of these birthdays, you’ll start getting wiser too!
Happy birthday, bestie!
I like to think that as I was such a great influence on you growing up, I’ve contributed to the wonderful person you are today! You’re welcome!
I like to think that as I was such a great influence on you growing up, I’ve contributed to the wonderful person you are today! You’re welcome!
Happy birthday from the person
who endures all of your jokes,
yet chose to marry you anyway!
I must truly love you a lot!
Enjoy your special day, hubby!
who endures all of your jokes,
yet chose to marry you anyway!
I must truly love you a lot!
Enjoy your special day, hubby!
As your elder sibling, it’s my duty to boss you around and act as though you’re always bothering me but seeing as today is your special day I’ll give you a break!
Happy birthday to you, little sis!
Happy birthday to you, little sis!
Now you’re starting to age
your looks are going to fade,
but I’ll keep loving you anyway!
Happy birthday, my dear!
your looks are going to fade,
but I’ll keep loving you anyway!
Happy birthday, my dear!
Girl, each year you become more
beautiful and more fabulous than
ever before! I'm just hoping that's
something that runs in the family!
Happy birthday to you!
beautiful and more fabulous than
ever before! I'm just hoping that's
something that runs in the family!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, my friend! You’re another year closer to becoming a true vintage!
