Funny Birthday Wishes

What does a beautiful girl who already has everything even need on her birthday? Nothing. That’s why I didn’t get you anything at all. 

You already have it all, my love! A charming, handsome, courageous, clever and funny boyfriend, and you also have a lot going for yourself, too!

Happy birthday, my dear girlfriend! I hope you have a truly wonderful day!

Isn’t it funny that the best way to remember your wife’s birthday is actually to forget it once… Trust me, if you're lucky enough to be forgiven you’ll never forget it again after that!

Happy birthday to my lovely lady today!

Happy birthday to my younger sis who is actually starting to look a lot more like my older sis! It’s funny how things change!

Happy birthday, my dear cousin!

We have so many funny and precious
childhood memories that I realized it
would be impossible for me to pick
just one as my favorite!

Happy birthday to a teacher who has
just the right balance of playfulness
and seriousness!

You’re so easy-going and all for having a
laugh, which makes your lessons the best,
but the moment someone steps out of line
something clicks in you and you come
down on them like a ton of bricks!

It’s actually quite funny to watch you go
from one extreme to the other! One
minute you’re laughing, and then the
next you could be shouting at someone!
It certainly keeps everyone on their toes!

Wishing you a calm and relaxed birthday
this year, teacher!

Sooner than you think, there will be no point in colouring your hair; it’s all going to start falling out and then you will have to buy a wig anyway. So stop worrying about the inevitable.

I wish you a spectacular and funny birthday and many more amazing days to come, dear friend!

Happy birthday to my husband who is smart, funny, and gorgeous, and who reminds me a lot of myself! I guess that’s why we make the perfect pair because we share so many wonderful similarities!

Happy birthday, my lovely husband!

I’ll be honest, I thought about teasing you
on your birthday this year. After all, as your
funny wife, not only is it expected from me
but it’s kinda my responsibility, too!

But I realized the fact you’re turning
another year older and becoming so
so old is enough in itself, so I’ll give
you a break this year!

Happy birthday, my lovely wife!

I’m so lucky to have found possibly
the only woman in the world who
shares the same sense of humor
as I do! We may not be very funny,
but at least we can be not very
funny together!

Someone as uniquely smart and as
funny as you, my friend, deserves an
equally unique and hilarious birthday!

I’m wishing you a day that’s both
full of laughs and many touching,
memorable moments!

Happy birthday to you, my best bud!

Isn’t it funny how most people mature and grow up as they age, yet you cleverly continue to defy getting older by not doing those things!

I guess that must only mean you’re getting younger then, bestie! Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday, my wonderfully weird
best friend! May your special day be
just as amazing, funny, and as crazy
as you are, girl! 😜

Little sister, you’re getting older each
year but that doesn’t necessarily mean
you’re growing up!

I hope you always stay the funny and
cheeky little girl I know and love, and
who growing up with was a total blast!

Happy birthday to you today!

Happy birthday, my love! You are so much more than simply a mother and wife; you’re our constant source of happiness and laughter!

May you have a fab and funny birthday that fills you with the same joy that you bring to us!

Happy birthday to a beautiful, funny,
and charismatic friend of mine who
reminds me a lot of myself in many
ways! We’re so similar that it’s no
wonder we get along so well!

I hope you have a fabulous birthday
today, at least as fabulous as we are!