Funny Birthday Wishes

Over the years, there have been many
times that I secretly wondered if you
were adopted, wishing you might be
my brother from another mother, but
deep down I knew you were really my
brother. I always held onto that little bit
of hope that it might be true, though!

Happy birthday from your beautiful,
wonderful, and super funny sister!

Isn’t it funny that the best way to remember your wife’s birthday is actually to forget it once… Trust me, if you're lucky enough to be forgiven you’ll never forget it again after that!

Happy birthday to my lovely lady today!

Happy birthday, my dear cousin!

We have so many funny and precious
childhood memories that I realized it
would be impossible for me to pick
just one as my favorite!

Someone as uniquely smart and as
funny as you, my friend, deserves an
equally unique and hilarious birthday!

I’m wishing you a day that’s both
full of laughs and many touching,
memorable moments!

Happy birthday to you, my best bud!

Isn’t it funny how most people mature and grow up as they age, yet you cleverly continue to defy getting older by not doing those things!

I guess that must only mean you’re getting younger then, bestie! Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday to my younger sis who is actually starting to look a lot more like my older sis! It’s funny how things change!

Happy birthday, my wonderfully weird
best friend! May your special day be
just as amazing, funny, and as crazy
as you are, girl! 😜

Happy birthday to a beautiful, funny,
and charismatic friend of mine who
reminds me a lot of myself in many
ways! We’re so similar that it’s no
wonder we get along so well!

I hope you have a fabulous birthday
today, at least as fabulous as we are!

Happy birthday to a teacher who has
just the right balance of playfulness
and seriousness!

You’re so easy-going and all for having a
laugh, which makes your lessons the best,
but the moment someone steps out of line
something clicks in you and you come
down on them like a ton of bricks!

It’s actually quite funny to watch you go
from one extreme to the other! One
minute you’re laughing, and then the
next you could be shouting at someone!
It certainly keeps everyone on their toes!

Wishing you a calm and relaxed birthday
this year, teacher!

Happy birthday, my love! You are so much more than simply a mother and wife; you’re our constant source of happiness and laughter!

May you have a fab and funny birthday that fills you with the same joy that you bring to us!

Happy birthday to my absolute
favourite teacher!

You are so smart, wise and so
incredibly funny but out of all
your remarkable qualities, the
thing I admire most about you
is your generosity.

For example, the amazing grade
you’re probably going to give me
because of this sincere, heartfelt
birthday message I took the time
to write for you!

Have a truly wonderful day!

If I’m a funny husband it’s only because I have such a funny wife! You are my inspiration and the driving force behind everything that I do. I truly am blessed to have found someone who is as special as you. 

Happy birthday, my sweetheart!

What does a beautiful girl who already has everything even need on her birthday? Nothing. That’s why I didn’t get you anything at all. 

You already have it all, my love! A charming, handsome, courageous, clever and funny boyfriend, and you also have a lot going for yourself, too!

Happy birthday, my dear girlfriend! I hope you have a truly wonderful day!

You’re funny and cute,
You make me laugh
I could definitely see you
As my other half!

Happy birthday, gorgeous!

Sooner than you think, there will be no point in colouring your hair; it’s all going to start falling out and then you will have to buy a wig anyway. So stop worrying about the inevitable.

I wish you a spectacular and funny birthday and many more amazing days to come, dear friend!