Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
You are by far the smartest person I know, which is why it’s hard to understand why you chose to become a teacher! Happy birthday to you!
I wanted to put the exact number of candles on your cake this year, but the store told me they didn’t have that many in stock! Happy birthday, uncle!
Happy birthday, honey! I’ve got the fire department on standby this year on account of the fire hazard that is your birthday cake!
Happy birthday, my love!
I know it’s your special day today
but there’s so much more meaning
to it than that… Another birthday
also means another year that
we’ve survived each other, hubby!
Congratulations to you and more
importantly, congratulations to us!
I know it’s your special day today
but there’s so much more meaning
to it than that… Another birthday
also means another year that
we’ve survived each other, hubby!
Congratulations to you and more
importantly, congratulations to us!
Happy birthday to my favorite girl and a super sweet lover like no other! You never fail to put a great big smile upon my face!
Happy birthday, my dear cousin!
I just wanted you to know, on your special
day this year, that I always want to keep
you close to me.
Partly because you’re like a brother to me,
but mainly because you know so many of
my secrets!
I just wanted you to know, on your special
day this year, that I always want to keep
you close to me.
Partly because you’re like a brother to me,
but mainly because you know so many of
my secrets!
I’ll still love you when you’re old and
wrinkly, and I’ll even love you when
your looks start to go.
If your hair becomes grey or you start
to bald, I’ll still love you just the same.
Which is lucky for you, because judging
by this birthday all of that isn’t too far off!
Happy birthday, my handsome boyfriend!
wrinkly, and I’ll even love you when
your looks start to go.
If your hair becomes grey or you start
to bald, I’ll still love you just the same.
Which is lucky for you, because judging
by this birthday all of that isn’t too far off!
Happy birthday, my handsome boyfriend!
Happy birthday to my dear elder
brother who is always there - always
there to annoy me!
I can always count on you to wind
me up and irritate me to no end, so
thanks for that.
In truth, though, I wouldn’t have it
any other way. I couldn’t be without
you, bro!
I hope you have a great day and I’ll
do everything I can to antagonize
you in return!
brother who is always there - always
there to annoy me!
I can always count on you to wind
me up and irritate me to no end, so
thanks for that.
In truth, though, I wouldn’t have it
any other way. I couldn’t be without
you, bro!
I hope you have a great day and I’ll
do everything I can to antagonize
you in return!
Growing up we might have fought
We’d annoy each other non-stop
We got on each other’s nerves
For any other sibling I’d swap.
But I’ve grown to learn I’m very lucky
As baby sisters like you there are few
And deep down the truth is that
I’d never trade a sister like you!
Happy birthday, my dear sister!
We’d annoy each other non-stop
We got on each other’s nerves
For any other sibling I’d swap.
But I’ve grown to learn I’m very lucky
As baby sisters like you there are few
And deep down the truth is that
I’d never trade a sister like you!
Happy birthday, my dear sister!
Happy birthday to my brother from another mother: my dear cousin! I hope your special day is an awesome one this year!
Today’s your birthday and all eyes are on you, but that can’t be anything new for you as you must be used to all this attention! Happy birthday!
Who would have thought that my
arch-nemesis growing up would
someday turn out to be one of
my closest and best friends!
Happy birthday, sis! I’m sending
you lots of love as you celebrate
your special day today!
arch-nemesis growing up would
someday turn out to be one of
my closest and best friends!
Happy birthday, sis! I’m sending
you lots of love as you celebrate
your special day today!
Don’t let another birthday get you down,
sis! After all, what difference does one
more year really make at this point!
sis! After all, what difference does one
more year really make at this point!
I’m glad you were there to witness the discovery of fire. You will need it to light all of those candles later. Happy birthday, friend!
We were inseparable as kids and we aren’t a whole lot different now that we’re older!
Happy birthday to you today, bestie!
Happy birthday to you today, bestie!
