Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
You might be thinking that I forgot your special day and that’s why I didn’t wish you a happy birthday...
Well, if that’s the case, you’d be right on the money because that’s exactly what happened! Sorry! I hope you had a really great day nonetheless!
Well, if that’s the case, you’d be right on the money because that’s exactly what happened! Sorry! I hope you had a really great day nonetheless!
Age may not have been kind to you,
uncle, but at least you can always
rely on me to help you feel younger!
And, when the time comes, you’ll
also be able to count on me to
push you around in a wheelchair!
Happy birthday to you today!
uncle, but at least you can always
rely on me to help you feel younger!
And, when the time comes, you’ll
also be able to count on me to
push you around in a wheelchair!
Happy birthday to you today!
Turning another year older doesn’t
have to be all doom and gloom!
Sure, you’re not getting any younger
but look on the positive side: you’re
a year closer to retirement!
Think of all the good times we’ll be
able to have with all that free time!
have to be all doom and gloom!
Sure, you’re not getting any younger
but look on the positive side: you’re
a year closer to retirement!
Think of all the good times we’ll be
able to have with all that free time!
Happy birthday to you, cutie!
I want you to know that I’m thinking about you on your birthday today and, well, every other day come to think of it! You’re always on my mind!
I hope you have the fab day that you deserve!
I want you to know that I’m thinking about you on your birthday today and, well, every other day come to think of it! You’re always on my mind!
I hope you have the fab day that you deserve!
If wisdom and beauty come with age then you must be really wise and really beautiful by now, sis!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Gal pals are a dime a dozen but you’re worth your weight in gold, my dear!
Not that I’m saying you’re heavy, just gold is very valuable! Happy birthday, bestie!
Not that I’m saying you’re heavy, just gold is very valuable! Happy birthday, bestie!
My only wish for you on your birthday this year, my lovely wife, is that your special day brings you a smile and that it stays around for a while!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Each year that you get older,
It always amazes me how you
Haven’t grown tired of me yet!
I’m so very lucky to have found
A truly wonderful wife like you
Who is still willing to put up
With all the silly things I do!
You have the patience of a saint,
My love! Happy birthday to you!
It always amazes me how you
Haven’t grown tired of me yet!
I’m so very lucky to have found
A truly wonderful wife like you
Who is still willing to put up
With all the silly things I do!
You have the patience of a saint,
My love! Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to the world’s best wife, from the world’s most wonderful husband! Together, we truly make a dream team, my love!
Whereas most people tend to get wiser with age, you simply just get older!
Happy birthday to you today, uncle!
Happy birthday to you today, uncle!
Happy birthday, little bro!
I’m happy for you that it’s your birthday,
but I’m sad it’s not mine! You know I love
the attention and getting lots of gifts!
I’m happy for you that it’s your birthday,
but I’m sad it’s not mine! You know I love
the attention and getting lots of gifts!
A wonderful girlfriend and a beautiful girl like you deserves a gift that’s equally as beautiful, but seeing as nothing can even come close to your beauty, I wasn’t able to get you anything for your birthday!
You’re simply too gorgeous to shop for!
Happy birthday, sweetie!
You’re simply too gorgeous to shop for!
Happy birthday, sweetie!
Happy birthday, little brother! You’re one year older and finally catching up with me!
My advice to you: try not to look at another birthday as getting older, simply look at it as becoming more refined and distinguished!
My advice to you: try not to look at another birthday as getting older, simply look at it as becoming more refined and distinguished!
Happy birthday to my dear uncle who is as old as he is dear to me!
And seeing how you were born many, many, many moons ago, that should give you some indication as to how very much you mean to me!
And seeing how you were born many, many, many moons ago, that should give you some indication as to how very much you mean to me!
I might not tell you often,
but you mean more to me
than you’ll ever know,
because even when you’re
being annoying, you’ll
always be my little bro!
Happy birthday!
but you mean more to me
than you’ll ever know,
because even when you’re
being annoying, you’ll
always be my little bro!
Happy birthday!
