Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

It simply wouldn’t be your birthday if you didn’t receive some wishes from your dear wife teasing you about your age!

Happy birthday, my handsome old man!
I truly won the jackpot
With a wife like you
Who has so much beauty
And is super smart, too!

Your beauty and your brains
Are both mesmerizing, dear!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my very visibly
elder brother!

When people look at us, they have
no trouble distinguishing between
who is older and who is younger!

I still have my youthful look, and
well, grey hair and wrinkles are
on the horizon for you, bro!

Don’t get down about it, though.
I still think you’re young and fun!

Enjoy your special day, bro!
It might feel like you’re getting older by the minute, but no matter how old you get you’ll always be my sweet little sister!

Happy birthday, sis!
Happy birthday, little brother! You can’t help but get older, but you can try your best to stay younger.

Just keep your childish sense of humor and don’t become any more mature! 
Boyfriend,

On your special day of all,
I don’t want to make you cry
But another year has gone
It’s time to say goodbye!

Happy birthday, my love!
While you might be getting older, sis,
you can always look at me to remind
you what young looks like!

I’m just kidding with you! You look
really good considering your age!

Happy birthday to you from your
hilarious and beautiful younger sister!
Happy birthday to a dear friend of
mine who I’ll never get tired of!

Or rather, I should say that as we’ve
been friends for this long it would be
a shame to throw that all away now!
Today’s the one day of the year where my inner child really shines!
As my younger brother you might get
to make fun of me for being older than
you, but just remember that every year
my cake will always be bigger than yours
because it needs to hold more candles!

Now who’s laughing, bro!
You’re not just my BF, you’re
my BFF (boyfriend forever).
There’s no escaping me, ever!

Happy birthday! 😘
Happy birthday to my girlfriend who is gradually becoming greyer and greyer!

Only kidding, my love, I must say that it seems with age you are actually becoming even more beautiful and sexier than ever before! You’re ageing more gracefully than any other person I know!

From now on I will refer to you as my silver vixen and hopefully I will be your silver fox!
Happy birthday, little brother! You might be jealous of your big sister in many ways, but I’ll always be envious of the fact that you’ll always be younger than me!
Happy birthday, my sweet wife!

I have a secret for you… I have a special
smile which I save only for you! You
make me smile and laugh like no other!

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