Funny Birthday Wishes
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Today is the day we celebrate the birthday of my best friend! You are such an amazing person, a spectacular human being, the noblest of all the nobles and a super mega friend.
So to celebrate this day I thought I would give you an equally great, amazing, super, fantastic and mega gift. I began wondering what such a gift should be. Perhaps a big parade with floats and a marching band or maybe have fireworks spell out your name in the sky. Whatever the gift would be, it would have to be something spectacular, amazing and awesome. But then I realized you don’t need all that, as you already have me!
May your birthday be filled with laughter!
So to celebrate this day I thought I would give you an equally great, amazing, super, fantastic and mega gift. I began wondering what such a gift should be. Perhaps a big parade with floats and a marching band or maybe have fireworks spell out your name in the sky. Whatever the gift would be, it would have to be something spectacular, amazing and awesome. But then I realized you don’t need all that, as you already have me!
May your birthday be filled with laughter!
Happy birthday, little sis!
Over the years you have driven me up the
wall and tried my patience time and time
again, but really I have you to thank for
that as it’s partly down to you that I’m such
a calm, patient, and zen person nowadays!
Over the years you have driven me up the
wall and tried my patience time and time
again, but really I have you to thank for
that as it’s partly down to you that I’m such
a calm, patient, and zen person nowadays!
My beautiful wife, I vowed to always
stand beside you and support you,
and that will never change. I’ll even
love you when you become old
and gray, which lets face it,
probably isn’t too far away!
Happy birthday to you, my love!
stand beside you and support you,
and that will never change. I’ll even
love you when you become old
and gray, which lets face it,
probably isn’t too far away!
Happy birthday to you, my love!
Someone as fabulous as you deserves to be celebrated more than just once a year! Personally, I could celebrate you every single day!
Happiest of birthdays to you, my dear!
Happiest of birthdays to you, my dear!
Happy birthday to one of my oldest pals!
Old as in a longstanding friend and, well, you’re also just getting on a bit!
Old as in a longstanding friend and, well, you’re also just getting on a bit!
I’m sorry for being a goof,
A little behind this year
And letting your birthday
Slip my mind, my dear!
Happy belated birthday!
A little behind this year
And letting your birthday
Slip my mind, my dear!
Happy belated birthday!
I could never miss your birthday,
my friend, as you are someone
who is simply unforgettable!
Whether you’re memorable for
good or bad reasons, the jury’s
still out on that!
I hope you have a fabulous
day full of celebration, girl!
my friend, as you are someone
who is simply unforgettable!
Whether you’re memorable for
good or bad reasons, the jury’s
still out on that!
I hope you have a fabulous
day full of celebration, girl!
Happy birthday, my love! Just like the finest and most desirable bottle of vintage wine, you only improve with age and become more valuable!
Happy birthday to you, cutie!
I want you to know that I’m thinking about you on your birthday today and, well, every other day come to think of it! You’re always on my mind!
I hope you have the fab day that you deserve!
I want you to know that I’m thinking about you on your birthday today and, well, every other day come to think of it! You’re always on my mind!
I hope you have the fab day that you deserve!
My gorgeous man is getting older and
older! Gradually turning grey and ever
closer to becoming a handsome silver fox!
Happy birthday, my love!
older! Gradually turning grey and ever
closer to becoming a handsome silver fox!
Happy birthday, my love!
Happy birthday to my wife
who truly does deserve a trophy!
There aren’t many women who
would be up to the challenge of
being married to a husband like me!
who truly does deserve a trophy!
There aren’t many women who
would be up to the challenge of
being married to a husband like me!
Happy birthday, sis!
There might have been a time when we
were younger that I would’ve traded you
for something as small as a chocolate bar,
but now I wouldn’t trade you for the world!
I’ve come to love and embrace the fact
that you’re my annoying little sis and you
always will be! I wouldn’t have you any
other way!
There might have been a time when we
were younger that I would’ve traded you
for something as small as a chocolate bar,
but now I wouldn’t trade you for the world!
I’ve come to love and embrace the fact
that you’re my annoying little sis and you
always will be! I wouldn’t have you any
other way!
Happy birthday, my man! Seeing as I’m the best friend around, I’ll hold back on the jokes about how old you’re getting on your birthday this year!
People say that you must have the
patience of a saint for putting up
with me, and they’re right!
Thank you for always being the
calm and composed person that
you are, and for bringing but serenity
and happiness into our lives!
Have a very happy birthday,
my love, my saint!
patience of a saint for putting up
with me, and they’re right!
Thank you for always being the
calm and composed person that
you are, and for bringing but serenity
and happiness into our lives!
Have a very happy birthday,
my love, my saint!
Happy birthday, little sis!
It must be so nice not ever having to worry about your age because at least you’ll always be younger than me! That’s possibly the best gift I could ever give to you!
It must be so nice not ever having to worry about your age because at least you’ll always be younger than me! That’s possibly the best gift I could ever give to you!
