Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Out of all the billions of people in the world, what were the chances that two crazy souls like ours would meet! Happy birthday, my dear soulmate and husband!
Age may not have been kind to you,
uncle, but at least you can always
rely on me to help you feel younger!

And, when the time comes, you’ll
also be able to count on me to
push you around in a wheelchair!

Happy birthday to you today!
Happy birthday to you, my best buddy!

Make sure you smile for every photo that’s taken of you today, my friend, so at least that way you’ll have something to look back on in a few years and remember what it was like when you used to have your own teeth!
Happy birthday to someone
I can actually just about tolerate
being around on a daily basis!

But really, in all seriousness,
you’re a fantastic friend and
a joy to spend time with!

I hope that you have a
birthday that’s as fantastic
as you are, best bud!
My gorgeous man is getting older and
older! Gradually turning grey and ever
closer to becoming a handsome silver fox!

Happy birthday, my love!
Happy birthday, my man! Seeing as I’m the best friend around, I’ll hold back on the jokes about how old you’re getting on your birthday this year!
It truly is great having a best bud like you.

When I’m standing next to you I instantly
appear younger by comparison - it’s
almost like magic!

Thank you for aging as badly as you
have, my friend, I mean it!
At your age, another trip around
the sun must be more exhausting
than ever before!
You are the smartest girl I know with such
impeccable taste, and not just because
you chose me to be your boyfriend!

Joking aside, I’m the fortunate one to
have you. You’re the best thing that
ever happened to me.

Happy birthday, honey.
I know that you might be glad of a break from me, but I wish there wasn’t so much distance between us on your birthday this year. It won’t be long and I’ll be back to annoying you with my love! 🤗
There are many types of gifts in the world,
but one gift that even money can’t buy is
a wonderful elder sister like me!

Happy birthday, little brother!
Happy birthday to someone who is lucky to have such a handsome and charismatic boyfriend: my girlfriend!

I hope you enjoy your day, my love!
Your birthday is the one day of
the year when I suddenly turn into
a romantic so enjoy these rare,
soppy, love-filled hours!

Happy birthday, my love!
You might be older than me but you certainly don’t look it! It seems as though you were blessed with the good genes in the family, sis! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, my love! I know that you
worry about getting older but there’s really
no need, my dear.

Just think of it like this: you’re younger now
than you will be next year. If you simply keep
this in mind each year that your birthday
comes around you’ll never truly get old!

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