Funny Birthday Wishes


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All I have ever wanted in life was to meet my prince charming: a kind, gentle, caring man that would whisk me off my feet and romance me. 

I know that it was a tall order and I guess I could keep looking forever, but you’re close enough so I’ll settle for that! 

Happy birthday, my prince charming!
I bought you a birthday gift,
But then really I thought
I should get you another
Since you’re so much more
Than just a cousin, to me
You’re also a brother!

Happy birthday to you, buddy!
Happy birthday, my dear cousin!

I just wanted you to know, on your special
day this year, that I always want to keep
you close to me.

Partly because you’re like a brother to me,
but mainly because you know so many of
my secrets!
My darling boyfriend, it’s no secret
that you can be the most annoying
person ever and may get on my
nerves sometimes, but the truth is
that I wouldn’t change you for the world!

Happy birthday, my handsome guy!
I love you with all my heart!
Happy birthday, sweetie!

A love as heart touching as ours
A love so wonderful and unique
Two truly odd humans like us
Were always destined to meet!
Out of all the people in the world, what were the chances that two crazy kids like us would meet! In you, I truly found my soulmate.

Happy birthday, my love!
Loyalty, trust, and a shared sense of
humor are just some of the attributes
that make a friend a best friend, and
you’re so lucky that you have all of
that and more in me!

Happy birthday to you, girl!
Age may not have been kind to you,
uncle, but at least you can always
rely on me to help you feel younger!

And, when the time comes, you’ll
also be able to count on me to
push you around in a wheelchair!

Happy birthday to you today!
Some friends hang around for years like unwanted birthday gifts that you just can’t get rid of, while others are purposely kept hold of and cherished forever like the most precious present.

You’re obviously the latter, my friend! Happy birthday!
Sure, you’re getting older, but you’ll always be my annoying little sis! And to be totally honest, I wouldn’t have it any other way!

Happy birthday!
In you, I found my soulmate 
We’re two peas in a pod
We share the same sense of humor 
And we’re both a little bit odd!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
I really wanted to plan a surprise party
for you today, girl, but thought better
of it given your delicate age!

Happy birthday to you!
Don’t worry about getting old, uncle.

In my eyes, you’ve already been old for a while now so what’s one more year!

Happy birthday to you!
When two cousins are as close and as inseparable as we are, you might as well just call them siblings!

Happy birthday, my dear!
The older teachers are always the wisest,
and you’re the wisest of them all, teacher!

Wishing you a very happy birthday!

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