Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

I’ve come to realize that fate must exist,
otherwise how else would two oddballs
like us have met in a world of so many
normal people!

I hope you enjoy your special day today
my cute, unique, gorgeous birthday girl!
I’ll still love you when you’re old and
wrinkly, and I’ll even love you when
your looks start to go.

If your hair becomes grey or you start
to bald, I’ll still love you just the same.

Which is lucky for you, because judging
by this birthday all of that isn’t too far off!

Happy birthday, my handsome boyfriend!
Wishing this beautiful but crazy one a fabulous birthday today!
Happy birthday to my brother from another mother: my dear cousin! I hope your special day is an awesome one this year!
Happy birthday to my boyfriend
who turns another year older yet
no more mature than before!
It’s a sure sign that you’re getting old
when the candle to frosting ratio on
your birthday cake is equal, uncle!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, little brother! 

Seeing what an honor it must be 
having a fabulous sister like me, 
I didn’t think it was necessary to 
get you any other gift this year!
People say that you get more beautiful with age, but surely they mean you become more beautiful on the inside because the cracks are certainly starting to show on the outside!

I’m just kidding with you, sis! I hope you have a wonderful birthday today!
Happy birthday, my dear little brother!

I know you better than most seeing how I watched you grow up, so my birthday gift to you this year is that I’ll continue to keep all the things I know about you to myself and not reveal any of your secrets!

There aren’t many gifts as good as that!
I’m still not totally convinced that we’re
cousins... I’m sure we are actually sisters
and there was just a mix-up at birth!

Happy birthday, sis!
At your age, another trip around
the sun must be more exhausting
than ever before!
Happy birthday, sis!

You know that I’ll always support you in achieving your dreams unless, of course, that dream is wanting to be younger! I’m not a miracle-maker!
I miss the birthdays we used to have as
kids, but just because we’re older now
doesn’t mean they can’t still be fun!

Besides, you should have a celebration to
match your personality, so a children’s
party would be perfectly suited!

Happy birthday!
There are many types of gifts in the world,
but one gift that even money can’t buy is
a wonderful elder sister like me!

Happy birthday, little brother!
Happy birthday, cousin!

On your special day this year, I just wanted to tell you how much you mean to me.

After all, we share so much more than simply the same family; we also share lots of secrets and unforgettable moments from our childhood! 

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