Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, dear sister!

We used to fight, squabble, and argue, we would laugh together and make fun of each other. Actually, come to think about it, not a lot has changed really, little sis!
Happy birthday to my brother who I wouldn’t change for any other! You’re so close to perfect that I can’t imagine there’s another brother much better than you out there!
Happy birthday to my cousin
who never seems to age! It’s
probably down to the fact that
he’s never truly grown up!
Getting older is no big deal, especially when you’ve done it as many times as I have!
Happy birthday, teacher!

Perhaps if I didn’t have sooo
much homework to do, I could’ve
baked you a cake!
Happy birthday, my friend!

We grew up together, yet we still haven’t
actually grown up! I hope we stay young
and fun at heart forever!
I didn’t know what to write in your card,
so I just didn’t get you one! Hopefully
this birthday message will do instead!
I was going to buy you hair dye
this year, bro, but what’s the point
when you’ll soon be balding anyway!

Have a great birthday, my dear
elder brother!
Happy birthday to my favourite husband!

There are lots of good things that come
with age, but the very best part of getting
older is that each year the cake has to get
bigger to accommodate the extra candles!
If you close your eyes and imagine
the best gift you could receive,
you’re bound to picture me!

Great minds think alike as the best
gift I too could think of getting you
this year is me!

So here I am, for your birthday this
year, I’m all yours! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, big bro!

I was just about to wish you well and
make fun of how old you are getting
at the same time, but then I realised
I’m not that far behind you in terms
of age! So that backfired!

I hope you have a fab day, brother!
As you turn yet another year older,
you’re growing proof that we
certainly aren’t kids anymore!

Age doesn’t lie, my friend!

Happy birthday to you!
Everyone has a fun uncle, don’t they? 

What a shame I wasn’t lucky enough 
to be blessed with one, though! 

Happy birthday to you!
I know I totally flaked on your birthday and I’m sorry about that!

I don’t really have an excuse so I’ll just apologize and hope we can move past it!
Happy birthday to you today, my friend!

You truly are a best friend like no other. I mean, who else would still want to be my friend after knowing all of my crazy quirks! Perhaps you're the crazy one after all!

I hope you have the best day this year, bud!

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