I’m sorry to be the one to tell you but we’ve had a call from the fire department to say that they know how old you’re turning today and that your birthday cake is for sure going to be a fire hazard!
We’ll just have to find some other, safer way to celebrate this grand age of yours!
When you’ve been friends for as long as we have, you don’t really have any choice whether or not you remain friends until the end of time. We know far too many of each other’s secrets to ever pull the plug on this friendship!
You’re another year older and more beautiful than ever, little sister! Happy birthday to you!
Just a word of wisdom from your dear elder sister, keep hold of your beauty and cherish it for as long as you can because once you get to my age those good looks won’t stay around for long!
I know that you might be glad of a break from me, but I wish there wasn’t so much distance between us on your birthday this year. It won’t be long and I’ll be back to annoying you with my love! 🤗
Every year that your birthday comes around I have to pause for a moment and think about whether it’s actually your birthday or mine, as I’m the lucky one because you are the most beautiful gift I could have ever received!
In fact, every day with you is like a birthday for me! Happy birthday, my gorgeous girl!