Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

I didn’t get you a gift this year,
girlfriend, because I figured
I’m enough of a gift every day!

I guess I’m the kind of gift
that keeps on giving!
I’ll be honest, bestie, I thought you were a lot older than you are!

It’s only because you’re so mature and sensible (most of the time)!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to one of my dearest relatives! You might only be my cousin but to me, you will always be much more like an annoying younger sister!
At times you might be annoying
Sometimes you drive me mad
But you’ll always be my sister
And really, you’re not all bad!

I guess if I’m totally honest
I wouldn’t choose anyone else!

Happy birthday to you, sis!
Happy birthday, my perfect man!

Sometimes I think you’re too good to be
true, but then you go and do something
that brings me back down to earth!

I’m just kidding, I really am very lucky to
have ended up with a husband like you!
Getting older is no big deal, especially when you’ve done it as many times as I have!
Party, check. Cake, check. Candles, check. Gifts, check. Wait, I’m forgetting something. Oh yeah, best friend, check! Have the greatest of days!
Happy birthday to my dear sister who I’m actually quite fond of now!

She’s not nearly as bad as I used to think she was when we were younger!
Cousin, you’ve completed yet another trip around the sun and boy is that journey starting to take its toll! You’re really starting to show your age now!

Wishing you a very happy birthday, old man!
This birthday doesn’t count so I refuse to add this year to my age!
Brother,
You’re another year older
So what can I say
It’s best not to think about it 
And just celebrate your day!

Happy birthday! 🎂 
Today is all about this one!

So, just like any other day really!
Happy birthday, sis!

When we were younger, there were definitely times where I couldn’t stand to be around you. Nowadays, I can’t stand being away from you!
Now more than ever you should be
living life to the fullest, making each
day count, and never looking back
with regret because the fact is at
your delicate age you just never
know exactly how much longer is
left on the clock!

Happy birthday to you, uncle!
The Persians knew it, the Aztecs knew it and even the Sumerians knew it. The great secret to living a long life is to have more birthdays! Happy birthday!

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