Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

As my younger brother you might get
to make fun of me for being older than
you, but just remember that every year
my cake will always be bigger than yours
because it needs to hold more candles!

Now who’s laughing, bro!
You’re not just my BF, you’re
my BFF (boyfriend forever).
There’s no escaping me, ever!

Happy birthday! 😘
Happy birthday to my girlfriend who is gradually becoming greyer and greyer!

Only kidding, my love, I must say that it seems with age you are actually becoming even more beautiful and sexier than ever before! You’re ageing more gracefully than any other person I know!

From now on I will refer to you as my silver vixen and hopefully I will be your silver fox!
Happy birthday, little brother! You might be jealous of your big sister in many ways, but I’ll always be envious of the fact that you’ll always be younger than me!
Happy birthday, my sweet wife!

I have a secret for you… I have a special
smile which I save only for you! You
make me smile and laugh like no other!
Happy birthday to my very patient and loving girlfriend! You deserve a medal for putting up with me, my love!
They say that a man is only as good
as the woman he’s married to, which
I guess is why I’m so spectacular!
It’s all thanks to you, my love!

Happy birthday, my lovely wife!
Happy birthday to my dear cousin and
brother for life who doesn’t get older,
he simply gets more awesome with
each passing year!

I’m sending you a big hug and the best
birthday wishes possible on your special
day, bro!
You might be thinking that I forgot your special day and that’s why I didn’t wish you a happy birthday...

Well, if that’s the case, you’d be right on the money because that’s exactly what happened! Sorry! I hope you had a really great day nonetheless!
Happy birthday to my cousin brother!

Don’t worry about getting another year older, as you’ll always have me around to keep you feeling young and fun! You can always count on me, cousin!
Happy birthday, old-timer! As you get older, so do your jokes!

It’s okay, though, I’ll continue to humour you because you’re my brother!
Happy birthday to my sometimes crazy but always awesome cousin!

I’m so lucky to have someone as fun and as wonderful as you in my life. You’re like the greatest friend and best brother all in one!
Congratulations to you on your
special day, sis!

Your birthday is always a welcome
time for me because it’s just one more
reminder that you’re older than me!

I know it’s not my birthday, but that’s
the best gift you could ever give to me!
It can’t be easy having a wife who is always the center of attention, so seeing as it’s your birthday I’ll take a day off and let you have the spotlight for a change!

Happy birthday to you, my love!
Uncle, today is your birthday
so eat, drink and be merry!

I know you’re particularly good
at the first two, at least!

Happy birthday to you!

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