As my younger brother you might get to make fun of me for being older than you, but just remember that every year my cake will always be bigger than yours because it needs to hold more candles!
Happy birthday to my girlfriend who is gradually becoming greyer and greyer!
Only kidding, my love, I must say that it seems with age you are actually becoming even more beautiful and sexier than ever before! You’re ageing more gracefully than any other person I know!
From now on I will refer to you as my silver vixen and hopefully I will be your silver fox!
Happy birthday, little brother! You might be jealous of your big sister in many ways, but I’ll always be envious of the fact that you’ll always be younger than me!
It can’t be easy having a wife who is always the center of attention, so seeing as it’s your birthday I’ll take a day off and let you have the spotlight for a change!