Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

If wisdom and beauty come with age then you must be really wise and really beautiful by now, sis!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to someone who is lucky to have such a handsome and charismatic boyfriend: my girlfriend!

I hope you enjoy your day, my love!
Happy birthday, my gorgeous gf!

You know, good boyfriends make a grand gesture by saving up all their romantic love only to treat their girlfriends and spoil them on their birthday, but great boyfriends do that all year round!

That’s why I’m not doing anything spectacular or out of the ordinary today since you have the best of me each and every day! How lucky are you!
Happy birthday to my always annoying
but never boring brother!

I wouldn’t have you any other way, bro!
Happy birthday to my cousin
who never seems to age! It’s
probably down to the fact that
he’s never truly grown up!
Happy birthday, big bro!

I know that we may fight and
argue sometimes and, although
I wouldn’t know, it surely can’t
be easy to always lose the battle!

So, for your gift this year, I’ll let
you win the next one, for once!
Happy birthday, old man! I hope you can read this message, since you are starting to lose your sight. I would have called you, but your hearing is even worse.

I don’t know how you can even get up in the morning. You are lucky to have a great friend like me to help you along.

Have a great birthday and enjoy whatever years remain!
Happy birthday, cousin! Remember that you’re not another year older, you’re simply a day older than you were yesterday!
The Persians knew it, the Aztecs knew it and even the Sumerians knew it. The great secret to living a long life is to have more birthdays! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my particularly
smart girlfriend!

You were really clever choosing a
very mediocre looking boyfriend
like myself, because when I’m
standing next to you it just
exaggerates your beauty!

Not that you need me for that,
of course; you are incredibly
beautiful all by yourself!

Wishing you a lovely birthday filled
with the happiest of moments, my
stunningly beautiful girlfriend!
Happy birthday to my boyfriend
who is flaming hot, hotter than
all the candles on his cake!

I hope that your day brings you
all the happiness that you deserve,
and that it is as sweet as you are!

Big kisses, handsome!
Happy birthday to you, my dearest cousin!

Another year older and wiser, or I suppose
just older in your case!

Don’t worry, though! You still have many
years to come where you can learn from
me and gain some of my wisdom!
Many girls can only wish for the
perfect guy but luckily for you, that
dream came true when you met me!

Happy birthday, my beautiful love!
Happy birthday to my wonderful wife: 
my one and only, the love of my life!

I could never forget your birthday, 
my love. After all, it wouldn’t be 
worth the repercussions! 
The fact I was born first
Is clear and plain to see
As you have more grays
And wrinkles than me!

Happy birthday to you,
My dear elder sister!

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