Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Happy birthday, my man! Seeing as I’m the best friend around, I’ll hold back on the jokes about how old you’re getting on your birthday this year!
People say that you must have the
patience of a saint for putting up
with me, and they’re right!
Thank you for always being the
calm and composed person that
you are, and for bringing but serenity
and happiness into our lives!
Have a very happy birthday,
my love, my saint!
patience of a saint for putting up
with me, and they’re right!
Thank you for always being the
calm and composed person that
you are, and for bringing but serenity
and happiness into our lives!
Have a very happy birthday,
my love, my saint!
Happy birthday, little sis!
It must be so nice not ever having to worry about your age because at least you’ll always be younger than me! That’s possibly the best gift I could ever give to you!
It must be so nice not ever having to worry about your age because at least you’ll always be younger than me! That’s possibly the best gift I could ever give to you!
Happy birthday to my old man, literally!
You’re getting older with each passing year,
my dear husband. Don’t worry, though, it
happens to the best of us eventually!
Enjoy this birthday and however many
more you have left!
You’re getting older with each passing year,
my dear husband. Don’t worry, though, it
happens to the best of us eventually!
Enjoy this birthday and however many
more you have left!
Happy birthday to my wonderful wife:
my one and only, the love of my life!
I could never forget your birthday,
my love. After all, it wouldn’t be
worth the repercussions!
my one and only, the love of my life!
I could never forget your birthday,
my love. After all, it wouldn’t be
worth the repercussions!
It truly is great having a best bud like you.
When I’m standing next to you I instantly
appear younger by comparison - it’s
almost like magic!
Thank you for aging as badly as you
have, my friend, I mean it!
When I’m standing next to you I instantly
appear younger by comparison - it’s
almost like magic!
Thank you for aging as badly as you
have, my friend, I mean it!
Happy birthday to my gorgeous girlfriend who is more than just a pretty face!
You are smart and witty, too!
People might not realise that straight away, because they’re just dazzled by your mesmerising beauty!
Wishing you a fabulous birthday, my love!
You are smart and witty, too!
People might not realise that straight away, because they’re just dazzled by your mesmerising beauty!
Wishing you a fabulous birthday, my love!
While everyone else was only wishing you
well and thinking of you yesterday, here I
am still thinking of you today!
You’re lucky to have a great friend like me
in your life! Happy belated birthday to you!
well and thinking of you yesterday, here I
am still thinking of you today!
You’re lucky to have a great friend like me
in your life! Happy belated birthday to you!
Of course I think you’re beautiful, my handsome husband, but if beauty is in the eye of the beholder then surely that means I’m beautiful too! I guess that’s why we make such a beautiful pair!
Happy birthday, hubby!
Happy birthday, hubby!
Today I am wishing a very happy birthday
to my bestie who seems to age more
gracefully than anyone else I know!
Honestly, if you were to bottle and sell
your age-defying secret you would
instantly become a millionaire, girl!
to my bestie who seems to age more
gracefully than anyone else I know!
Honestly, if you were to bottle and sell
your age-defying secret you would
instantly become a millionaire, girl!
The fact I was born first
Is clear and plain to see
As you have more grays
And wrinkles than me!
Happy birthday to you,
My dear elder sister!
Is clear and plain to see
As you have more grays
And wrinkles than me!
Happy birthday to you,
My dear elder sister!
They say that you’re only ever as old as you
feel and, seeing as you certainly don’t act
your age, I think it’s safe to say that you’ll
always be younger than you really are!
Happy birthday to you, bestie!
feel and, seeing as you certainly don’t act
your age, I think it’s safe to say that you’ll
always be younger than you really are!
Happy birthday to you, bestie!
Dude, when the cake is cheaper than the
candles, it means you are getting old!
Have a crazy birthday, bestie!
candles, it means you are getting old!
Have a crazy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday, my love!
If you weren’t my wife I’m not sure that you would tolerate me… I mean, you’re legally bonded to me now but if we were still just friends and you knew then what you know now, I’m sure you would’ve made smarter life choices! You must have a lot of patience to put up with me!
So thank you, my love, for putting up with me. You truly are a good woman!
If you weren’t my wife I’m not sure that you would tolerate me… I mean, you’re legally bonded to me now but if we were still just friends and you knew then what you know now, I’m sure you would’ve made smarter life choices! You must have a lot of patience to put up with me!
So thank you, my love, for putting up with me. You truly are a good woman!
Happy birthday to a crazy girl I’m blessed to call my sister! You’re the life of the party and the star of the show, little sis!
