Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Happy birthday to my spectacularly stunning and sexy girlfriend! I can totally understand why some people don’t believe me when I say that you’re my girlfriend because in truth, sometimes I can’t believe it either!
Happy birthday to a cousin who doesn’t
get older, she simply gets more fabulous!
According to my calculations, by the time
you’re an old woman you’re going to be
truly spectacular!
I’m sending you all my love and big kisses
on your special day today!
get older, she simply gets more fabulous!
According to my calculations, by the time
you’re an old woman you’re going to be
truly spectacular!
I’m sending you all my love and big kisses
on your special day today!
Happy birthday from the best
gift you could ever ask for,
your ever-loving girlfriend!
Love you loads!
gift you could ever ask for,
your ever-loving girlfriend!
Love you loads!
Happy birthday to a super teacher!
Another birthday means another year
closer to retirement, and another year
closer to cashing in on that pension!
Wishing you the very best on your
special day this year and hoping that
the year ahead is kind to you!
Another birthday means another year
closer to retirement, and another year
closer to cashing in on that pension!
Wishing you the very best on your
special day this year and hoping that
the year ahead is kind to you!
Happy birthday, hubby! You truly won the jackpot ending up with a wife like me, one that will keep paying out for a lifetime as you’ll always be stuck with me!
Wishing my wonderful wife a happy birthday on her least favorite day of the year, the day she turns another year older!
Happy birthday to you!
How is it that each year you get older, yet you become more and more beautiful, little sis!
Well, I’ll tell you why… It’s because you’re related to me! It runs in the family, my super gorgeous sister!
How is it that each year you get older, yet you become more and more beautiful, little sis!
Well, I’ll tell you why… It’s because you’re related to me! It runs in the family, my super gorgeous sister!
You might be getting older today, sis, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that you’re getting any wiser!
I’m just kidding with you! You'll always be my role model as I’ve learned so much from you and you’ll always be one of my biggest inspirations!
Happy birthday to you!
I’m just kidding with you! You'll always be my role model as I’ve learned so much from you and you’ll always be one of my biggest inspirations!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to my
gorgeous boyfriend!
This year I am wishing you a
day spent in good company,
surrounded by beautiful people
that make you laugh and smile,
and a day filled with only happy
moments shared with the people
you care about most.
Luckily you’re spending your
birthday with me, so all of those
things are certain to happen!
Have a great birthday, my love!
gorgeous boyfriend!
This year I am wishing you a
day spent in good company,
surrounded by beautiful people
that make you laugh and smile,
and a day filled with only happy
moments shared with the people
you care about most.
Luckily you’re spending your
birthday with me, so all of those
things are certain to happen!
Have a great birthday, my love!
Happy birthday to the world’s best and
most beautiful girlfriend!
I know your biggest wish came true when
you met me, but I hope all your other little
wishes also come true for you on your
special day today, my sweetheart!
most beautiful girlfriend!
I know your biggest wish came true when
you met me, but I hope all your other little
wishes also come true for you on your
special day today, my sweetheart!
Happy birthday, little sister!
I was going to make a joke about how you’re getting older, but that immediately backfires as I’m always going to be older than you! At least we can make fun of each other as we grow old together!
I was going to make a joke about how you’re getting older, but that immediately backfires as I’m always going to be older than you! At least we can make fun of each other as we grow old together!
Today is the day we celebrate the birthday of my best friend! You are such an amazing person, a spectacular human being, the noblest of all the nobles and a super mega friend.
So to celebrate this day I thought I would give you an equally great, amazing, super, fantastic and mega gift. I began wondering what such a gift should be. Perhaps a big parade with floats and a marching band or maybe have fireworks spell out your name in the sky. Whatever the gift would be, it would have to be something spectacular, amazing and awesome. But then I realized you don’t need all that, as you already have me!
May your birthday be filled with laughter!
So to celebrate this day I thought I would give you an equally great, amazing, super, fantastic and mega gift. I began wondering what such a gift should be. Perhaps a big parade with floats and a marching band or maybe have fireworks spell out your name in the sky. Whatever the gift would be, it would have to be something spectacular, amazing and awesome. But then I realized you don’t need all that, as you already have me!
May your birthday be filled with laughter!
My beautiful wife, I vowed to always
stand beside you and support you,
and that will never change. I’ll even
love you when you become old
and gray, which lets face it,
probably isn’t too far away!
Happy birthday to you, my love!
stand beside you and support you,
and that will never change. I’ll even
love you when you become old
and gray, which lets face it,
probably isn’t too far away!
Happy birthday to you, my love!
I’m sorry for being a goof,
A little behind this year
And letting your birthday
Slip my mind, my dear!
Happy belated birthday!
A little behind this year
And letting your birthday
Slip my mind, my dear!
Happy belated birthday!
Happy birthday, my love! Just like the finest and most desirable bottle of vintage wine, you only improve with age and become more valuable!
