Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
You might be thinking that I forgot your special day and that’s why I didn’t wish you a happy birthday...
Well, if that’s the case, you’d be right on the money because that’s exactly what happened! Sorry! I hope you had a really great day nonetheless!
Well, if that’s the case, you’d be right on the money because that’s exactly what happened! Sorry! I hope you had a really great day nonetheless!
Happy birthday to my cousin brother!
Don’t worry about getting another year older, as you’ll always have me around to keep you feeling young and fun! You can always count on me, cousin!
Don’t worry about getting another year older, as you’ll always have me around to keep you feeling young and fun! You can always count on me, cousin!
Happy birthday, old-timer! As you get older, so do your jokes!
It’s okay, though, I’ll continue to humour you because you’re my brother!
It’s okay, though, I’ll continue to humour you because you’re my brother!
Congratulations to you on your
special day, sis!
Your birthday is always a welcome
time for me because it’s just one more
reminder that you’re older than me!
I know it’s not my birthday, but that’s
the best gift you could ever give to me!
special day, sis!
Your birthday is always a welcome
time for me because it’s just one more
reminder that you’re older than me!
I know it’s not my birthday, but that’s
the best gift you could ever give to me!
It can’t be easy having a wife who is always the center of attention, so seeing as it’s your birthday I’ll take a day off and let you have the spotlight for a change!
Happy birthday to you, my love!
Happy birthday to you, my love!
Uncle, today is your birthday
so eat, drink and be merry!
I know you’re particularly good
at the first two, at least!
Happy birthday to you!
so eat, drink and be merry!
I know you’re particularly good
at the first two, at least!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to my spectacularly stunning and sexy girlfriend! I can totally understand why some people don’t believe me when I say that you’re my girlfriend because in truth, sometimes I can’t believe it either!
Happy birthday to a cousin who doesn’t
get older, she simply gets more fabulous!
According to my calculations, by the time
you’re an old woman you’re going to be
truly spectacular!
I’m sending you all my love and big kisses
on your special day today!
get older, she simply gets more fabulous!
According to my calculations, by the time
you’re an old woman you’re going to be
truly spectacular!
I’m sending you all my love and big kisses
on your special day today!
Happy birthday from the best
gift you could ever ask for,
your ever-loving girlfriend!
Love you loads!
gift you could ever ask for,
your ever-loving girlfriend!
Love you loads!
Happy birthday, hubby! You truly won the jackpot ending up with a wife like me, one that will keep paying out for a lifetime as you’ll always be stuck with me!
Wishing my wonderful wife a happy birthday on her least favorite day of the year, the day she turns another year older!
Happy birthday to you!
How is it that each year you get older, yet you become more and more beautiful, little sis!
Well, I’ll tell you why… It’s because you’re related to me! It runs in the family, my super gorgeous sister!
How is it that each year you get older, yet you become more and more beautiful, little sis!
Well, I’ll tell you why… It’s because you’re related to me! It runs in the family, my super gorgeous sister!
You might be getting older today, sis, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that you’re getting any wiser!
I’m just kidding with you! You'll always be my role model as I’ve learned so much from you and you’ll always be one of my biggest inspirations!
Happy birthday to you!
I’m just kidding with you! You'll always be my role model as I’ve learned so much from you and you’ll always be one of my biggest inspirations!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, little sister!
I was going to make a joke about how you’re getting older, but that immediately backfires as I’m always going to be older than you! At least we can make fun of each other as we grow old together!
I was going to make a joke about how you’re getting older, but that immediately backfires as I’m always going to be older than you! At least we can make fun of each other as we grow old together!
Today is the day we celebrate the birthday of my best friend! You are such an amazing person, a spectacular human being, the noblest of all the nobles and a super mega friend.
So to celebrate this day I thought I would give you an equally great, amazing, super, fantastic and mega gift. I began wondering what such a gift should be. Perhaps a big parade with floats and a marching band or maybe have fireworks spell out your name in the sky. Whatever the gift would be, it would have to be something spectacular, amazing and awesome. But then I realized you don’t need all that, as you already have me!
May your birthday be filled with laughter!
So to celebrate this day I thought I would give you an equally great, amazing, super, fantastic and mega gift. I began wondering what such a gift should be. Perhaps a big parade with floats and a marching band or maybe have fireworks spell out your name in the sky. Whatever the gift would be, it would have to be something spectacular, amazing and awesome. But then I realized you don’t need all that, as you already have me!
May your birthday be filled with laughter!
