Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday to the smartest, funniest, and most amazing sibling in the world!

Oh, hold on… that should say from, not to!
Today marks another year that I’ve been blessing all of your lives!
Happy birthday, my lovely wife! I hope you continue to receive the best in life, just like you got me! 😜
Happy birthday, teacher!

I think that for your birthday this year, you should postpone all homework and any planned exams for a while…

I mean, surely you don’t want to be grading papers around your birthday!

You should just relax and not worry about setting any work that’s too taxing or strenuous! I’ve checked with my fellow classmates and none of us mind at all!

Enjoy your relaxing and stress-free birthday this year, teach!
Happy birthday, my hunky husband!

Today might well be your birthday,
but I feel like I’m the one getting the
greatest gift of all as you truly are a
treat for the eyes!

I don’t know how you do it but each
year you only appear to get more
handsome, which is super lucky for
me… Seems like I made a good
investment after all!
I’m wishing you a very happy birthday today, my gorgeous guy!

In the time that we’ve been together, you only appear to become more handsome with age. It’s a blessing for you, of course, but it’s also very lucky for me too!
Happy birthday, bestie!

Always remember that age is just a
number, girl. It just so happens that
in your case it’s quickly becoming
a pretty high number! 

I wouldn’t stress about it, though.
The best gift a person can receive
is another year of life!
So you’ve finally heard from the rest,
Now it’s time to hear from the best! 
 
Happy belated birthday from me!
It’s no secret,
It’s simply a fact 
You can’t pick your family
There are no takebacks!

This is the reason why I’m
Stuck with you as my sister!

I’m just kidding with you!
Even if I had a choice
I'd always choose you!

Happy birthday to you, sis!
Happy birthday to you, my dearest cousin!

Another year older and wiser, or I suppose
just older in your case!

Don’t worry, though! You still have many
years to come where you can learn from
me and gain some of my wisdom!
Happy birthday to a cousin who doesn’t
get older, she simply gets more fabulous!

According to my calculations, by the time
you’re an old woman you’re going to be
truly spectacular!

I’m sending you all my love and big kisses
on your special day today!
Happy birthday to the most beautiful, gorgeous, and stunning woman in the world: my girlfriend! Let’s celebrate those good looks before they start to fade!
Happy birthday to my handsome and intelligent husband who has such good taste. I mean, he decided to marry me for a start!
We made sure to get a huge cake this year so that it could accommodate all of the candles on top!

Happy birthday, uncle!
Happy birthday to my cousin
who never seems to age! It’s
probably down to the fact that
he’s never truly grown up!

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