Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday to my absolutely stunning girlfriend!

I must say that luckily you still have beauty on your side, my dear, because the years certainly seem to be against you!

I’m just kidding, you’re not that old really!

Just remember, though, that no matter how old you get, you will always be beautiful in my eyes, my love!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem is my way of revealing
That I really like you!

Happy birthday, gorgeous!
Happy birthday to you today,
my incredible man!

You are the sweetest, kindest,
and most loving human I know,
so I have no idea what I did to
deserve a husband like you!

I’m a very lucky lady indeed!
If you look good on any ordinary
day, I can’t even imagine how
amazing you’ll look in your
birthday suit today!

Happy birthday to you, you
gorgeous human!
Happy birthday to my handsome
husband who still isn’t showing
his age, or acting it either!

I guess really I’m lucky my hubby
hasn’t changed and that he’s still
the same great man I met and fell
in love with all those years ago!
Happy birthday from the best
gift you could ever ask for,
your ever-loving girlfriend!

Love you loads!
Happy birthday, my love!

If you weren’t my wife I’m not sure that you would tolerate me… I mean, you’re legally bonded to me now but if we were still just friends and you knew then what you know now, I’m sure you would’ve made smarter life choices! You must have a lot of patience to put up with me!

So thank you, my love, for putting up with me. You truly are a good woman!
The fact that you’re turning another year older simply makes me feel older than ever! Thanks a lot, little sis!
There are lots of things in life that
naturally get better with age, and
you’re one of them!

Much like a fine wine, you just
seem to improve over the years!

Here’s to you and many more
years of becoming more delicious!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to the best cousin ever!

I want you to know that I look up to you as if you were my elder sister, cousin. It has nothing to do with age, only the fact that you look so much older than me!
If I didn’t know any better I’d never guess it was your birthday today as you don’t look a day older, let alone a year! Happy birthday, my beautiful cousin!
Happy birthday to a guy with a great taste in friends!

As your best friend, I’m a prime example of the high calibre you look for in a buddy!
It might feel like you’re getting older by the minute, but no matter how old you get you’ll always be my sweet little sister!

Happy birthday, sis!
Happy birthday to you, girl!

Having a female friend like you in my life
all these years certainly is a blessing!

I’m so thankful that neither one of us has
grown up since childhood and still have
that same childish sense of humor!
Happy birthday to you, my friend!

Remember, it’s never too late to
chase your dreams and become
what you want to be.

Unless, of course, your dream is
to be young again as that ship
has well and truly sailed!

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