I am a true friend, buddy. I’ll always remember your birthday but as a courtesy and out of respect for you, I’ve chosen to stop keeping track of your age!
In my mind, you’re only as old as you feel! Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to the cutest, funniest, most gorgeous person in the world! I know it sounds like I’m describing myself, but I am of course describing you!
I hope you enjoy your special day today, my sweetheart!
I was going to buy you some beauty products for your birthday this year, girlfriend, but I quickly realised that not even the most expensive beauty product could make you any more beautiful than you already are!
It would just be a waste of money and an exercise in futility! You are gorgeous just the way you are!
Wishing you a stunning birthday from your smooth-talking boyfriend!