Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Happy birthday to my wife
who truly does deserve a trophy!
There aren’t many women who
would be up to the challenge of
being married to a husband like me!
who truly does deserve a trophy!
There aren’t many women who
would be up to the challenge of
being married to a husband like me!
Happy birthday, my man! Seeing as I’m the best friend around, I’ll hold back on the jokes about how old you’re getting on your birthday this year!
Happy birthday, little sis!
It must be so nice not ever having to worry about your age because at least you’ll always be younger than me! That’s possibly the best gift I could ever give to you!
It must be so nice not ever having to worry about your age because at least you’ll always be younger than me! That’s possibly the best gift I could ever give to you!
Happy birthday to my old man, literally!
You’re getting older with each passing year,
my dear husband. Don’t worry, though, it
happens to the best of us eventually!
Enjoy this birthday and however many
more you have left!
You’re getting older with each passing year,
my dear husband. Don’t worry, though, it
happens to the best of us eventually!
Enjoy this birthday and however many
more you have left!
Happy birthday to my wonderful wife:
my one and only, the love of my life!
I could never forget your birthday,
my love. After all, it wouldn’t be
worth the repercussions!
my one and only, the love of my life!
I could never forget your birthday,
my love. After all, it wouldn’t be
worth the repercussions!
It truly is great having a best bud like you.
When I’m standing next to you I instantly
appear younger by comparison - it’s
almost like magic!
Thank you for aging as badly as you
have, my friend, I mean it!
When I’m standing next to you I instantly
appear younger by comparison - it’s
almost like magic!
Thank you for aging as badly as you
have, my friend, I mean it!
While everyone else was only wishing you
well and thinking of you yesterday, here I
am still thinking of you today!
You’re lucky to have a great friend like me
in your life! Happy belated birthday to you!
well and thinking of you yesterday, here I
am still thinking of you today!
You’re lucky to have a great friend like me
in your life! Happy belated birthday to you!
Today I am wishing a very happy birthday
to my bestie who seems to age more
gracefully than anyone else I know!
Honestly, if you were to bottle and sell
your age-defying secret you would
instantly become a millionaire, girl!
to my bestie who seems to age more
gracefully than anyone else I know!
Honestly, if you were to bottle and sell
your age-defying secret you would
instantly become a millionaire, girl!
The fact I was born first
Is clear and plain to see
As you have more grays
And wrinkles than me!
Happy birthday to you,
My dear elder sister!
Is clear and plain to see
As you have more grays
And wrinkles than me!
Happy birthday to you,
My dear elder sister!
They say that you’re only ever as old as you
feel and, seeing as you certainly don’t act
your age, I think it’s safe to say that you’ll
always be younger than you really are!
Happy birthday to you, bestie!
feel and, seeing as you certainly don’t act
your age, I think it’s safe to say that you’ll
always be younger than you really are!
Happy birthday to you, bestie!
Happy birthday, my love!
If you weren’t my wife I’m not sure that you would tolerate me… I mean, you’re legally bonded to me now but if we were still just friends and you knew then what you know now, I’m sure you would’ve made smarter life choices! You must have a lot of patience to put up with me!
So thank you, my love, for putting up with me. You truly are a good woman!
If you weren’t my wife I’m not sure that you would tolerate me… I mean, you’re legally bonded to me now but if we were still just friends and you knew then what you know now, I’m sure you would’ve made smarter life choices! You must have a lot of patience to put up with me!
So thank you, my love, for putting up with me. You truly are a good woman!
Happy birthday to a crazy girl I’m blessed to call my sister! You’re the life of the party and the star of the show, little sis!
Happy birthday, girl!
I’m so lucky to have a best friend like you!
I mean, obviously I’d be luckier if I had a
celebrity or a socialite friend who could
get me into exclusive parties, but you’ll do!
I’m so lucky to have a best friend like you!
I mean, obviously I’d be luckier if I had a
celebrity or a socialite friend who could
get me into exclusive parties, but you’ll do!
Thank you for being the only teacher
whose homework doesn’t feel like a
chore. To me, it’s just as enjoyable
as your classes!
Happy birthday to you.
whose homework doesn’t feel like a
chore. To me, it’s just as enjoyable
as your classes!
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, brother! Your birthday cake is definitely going to present a fire hazard this year, what with all the candles that’ll be on top of it!
