Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Uncle, today is your birthday
so eat, drink and be merry!
I know you’re particularly good
at the first two, at least!
Happy birthday to you!
so eat, drink and be merry!
I know you’re particularly good
at the first two, at least!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to my spectacularly stunning and sexy girlfriend! I can totally understand why some people don’t believe me when I say that you’re my girlfriend because in truth, sometimes I can’t believe it either!
Happy birthday to a cousin who doesn’t
get older, she simply gets more fabulous!
According to my calculations, by the time
you’re an old woman you’re going to be
truly spectacular!
I’m sending you all my love and big kisses
on your special day today!
get older, she simply gets more fabulous!
According to my calculations, by the time
you’re an old woman you’re going to be
truly spectacular!
I’m sending you all my love and big kisses
on your special day today!
Happy birthday from the best
gift you could ever ask for,
your ever-loving girlfriend!
Love you loads!
gift you could ever ask for,
your ever-loving girlfriend!
Love you loads!
Happy birthday, hubby! You truly won the jackpot ending up with a wife like me, one that will keep paying out for a lifetime as you’ll always be stuck with me!
Wishing my wonderful wife a happy birthday on her least favorite day of the year, the day she turns another year older!
Happy birthday, little sister!
I was going to make a joke about how you’re getting older, but that immediately backfires as I’m always going to be older than you! At least we can make fun of each other as we grow old together!
I was going to make a joke about how you’re getting older, but that immediately backfires as I’m always going to be older than you! At least we can make fun of each other as we grow old together!
Today is the day we celebrate the birthday of my best friend! You are such an amazing person, a spectacular human being, the noblest of all the nobles and a super mega friend.
So to celebrate this day I thought I would give you an equally great, amazing, super, fantastic and mega gift. I began wondering what such a gift should be. Perhaps a big parade with floats and a marching band or maybe have fireworks spell out your name in the sky. Whatever the gift would be, it would have to be something spectacular, amazing and awesome. But then I realized you don’t need all that, as you already have me!
May your birthday be filled with laughter!
So to celebrate this day I thought I would give you an equally great, amazing, super, fantastic and mega gift. I began wondering what such a gift should be. Perhaps a big parade with floats and a marching band or maybe have fireworks spell out your name in the sky. Whatever the gift would be, it would have to be something spectacular, amazing and awesome. But then I realized you don’t need all that, as you already have me!
May your birthday be filled with laughter!
My beautiful wife, I vowed to always
stand beside you and support you,
and that will never change. I’ll even
love you when you become old
and gray, which lets face it,
probably isn’t too far away!
Happy birthday to you, my love!
stand beside you and support you,
and that will never change. I’ll even
love you when you become old
and gray, which lets face it,
probably isn’t too far away!
Happy birthday to you, my love!
Someone as fabulous as you deserves to be celebrated more than just once a year! Personally, I could celebrate you every single day!
Happiest of birthdays to you, my dear!
Happiest of birthdays to you, my dear!
Happy birthday, my love! Just like the finest and most desirable bottle of vintage wine, you only improve with age and become more valuable!
Happy birthday to my wife
who truly does deserve a trophy!
There aren’t many women who
would be up to the challenge of
being married to a husband like me!
who truly does deserve a trophy!
There aren’t many women who
would be up to the challenge of
being married to a husband like me!
Happy birthday, my man! Seeing as I’m the best friend around, I’ll hold back on the jokes about how old you’re getting on your birthday this year!
Happy birthday, little sis!
It must be so nice not ever having to worry about your age because at least you’ll always be younger than me! That’s possibly the best gift I could ever give to you!
It must be so nice not ever having to worry about your age because at least you’ll always be younger than me! That’s possibly the best gift I could ever give to you!
Happy birthday to my old man, literally!
You’re getting older with each passing year,
my dear husband. Don’t worry, though, it
happens to the best of us eventually!
Enjoy this birthday and however many
more you have left!
You’re getting older with each passing year,
my dear husband. Don’t worry, though, it
happens to the best of us eventually!
Enjoy this birthday and however many
more you have left!
