Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
My beautiful wife, I vowed to always
stand beside you and support you,
and that will never change. I’ll even
love you when you become old
and gray, which lets face it,
probably isn’t too far away!
Happy birthday to you, my love!
stand beside you and support you,
and that will never change. I’ll even
love you when you become old
and gray, which lets face it,
probably isn’t too far away!
Happy birthday to you, my love!
Happy birthday to one of my oldest pals!
Old as in a longstanding friend and, well, you’re also just getting on a bit!
Old as in a longstanding friend and, well, you’re also just getting on a bit!
I’m sorry for being a goof,
A little behind this year
And letting your birthday
Slip my mind, my dear!
Happy belated birthday!
A little behind this year
And letting your birthday
Slip my mind, my dear!
Happy belated birthday!
Happy birthday, my love! Just like the finest and most desirable bottle of vintage wine, you only improve with age and become more valuable!
Happy birthday to my wife
who truly does deserve a trophy!
There aren’t many women who
would be up to the challenge of
being married to a husband like me!
who truly does deserve a trophy!
There aren’t many women who
would be up to the challenge of
being married to a husband like me!
Happy birthday, my man! Seeing as I’m the best friend around, I’ll hold back on the jokes about how old you’re getting on your birthday this year!
Happy birthday, little sis!
It must be so nice not ever having to worry about your age because at least you’ll always be younger than me! That’s possibly the best gift I could ever give to you!
It must be so nice not ever having to worry about your age because at least you’ll always be younger than me! That’s possibly the best gift I could ever give to you!
Happy birthday to my old man, literally!
You’re getting older with each passing year,
my dear husband. Don’t worry, though, it
happens to the best of us eventually!
Enjoy this birthday and however many
more you have left!
You’re getting older with each passing year,
my dear husband. Don’t worry, though, it
happens to the best of us eventually!
Enjoy this birthday and however many
more you have left!
It truly is great having a best bud like you.
When I’m standing next to you I instantly
appear younger by comparison - it’s
almost like magic!
Thank you for aging as badly as you
have, my friend, I mean it!
When I’m standing next to you I instantly
appear younger by comparison - it’s
almost like magic!
Thank you for aging as badly as you
have, my friend, I mean it!
While everyone else was only wishing you
well and thinking of you yesterday, here I
am still thinking of you today!
You’re lucky to have a great friend like me
in your life! Happy belated birthday to you!
well and thinking of you yesterday, here I
am still thinking of you today!
You’re lucky to have a great friend like me
in your life! Happy belated birthday to you!
Today I am wishing a very happy birthday
to my bestie who seems to age more
gracefully than anyone else I know!
Honestly, if you were to bottle and sell
your age-defying secret you would
instantly become a millionaire, girl!
to my bestie who seems to age more
gracefully than anyone else I know!
Honestly, if you were to bottle and sell
your age-defying secret you would
instantly become a millionaire, girl!
The fact I was born first
Is clear and plain to see
As you have more grays
And wrinkles than me!
Happy birthday to you,
My dear elder sister!
Is clear and plain to see
As you have more grays
And wrinkles than me!
Happy birthday to you,
My dear elder sister!
They say that you’re only ever as old as you
feel and, seeing as you certainly don’t act
your age, I think it’s safe to say that you’ll
always be younger than you really are!
Happy birthday to you, bestie!
feel and, seeing as you certainly don’t act
your age, I think it’s safe to say that you’ll
always be younger than you really are!
Happy birthday to you, bestie!
Happy birthday, my love!
If you weren’t my wife I’m not sure that you would tolerate me… I mean, you’re legally bonded to me now but if we were still just friends and you knew then what you know now, I’m sure you would’ve made smarter life choices! You must have a lot of patience to put up with me!
So thank you, my love, for putting up with me. You truly are a good woman!
If you weren’t my wife I’m not sure that you would tolerate me… I mean, you’re legally bonded to me now but if we were still just friends and you knew then what you know now, I’m sure you would’ve made smarter life choices! You must have a lot of patience to put up with me!
So thank you, my love, for putting up with me. You truly are a good woman!
Happy birthday to a crazy girl I’m blessed to call my sister! You’re the life of the party and the star of the show, little sis!
