Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, my dear cousin! Congratulations on still maintaining your youthful looks despite the many, many, many years that are against you!
Whenever anyone says they wish
they had a sister, I tell them that
they’re welcome to have mine!

I’d never get rid of you that easily
though, sis! Happy birthday!
I was thinking that this year on your special day, I wanted to step up my gift game and get you something truly spectacular!

I knew it had to be something that would make you smile all the time and something you could treasure for many years to come, which is when I realized that you already have me!

Happy birthday, girl! 
Happy birthday to a teacher who
is a strong feature of this school!

Although, the reasons for why
you stand out so much are open
to interpretation!
Happy birthday to my particularly
smart girlfriend!

You were really clever choosing a
very mediocre looking boyfriend
like myself, because when I’m
standing next to you it just
exaggerates your beauty!

Not that you need me for that,
of course; you are incredibly
beautiful all by yourself!

Wishing you a lovely birthday filled
with the happiest of moments, my
stunningly beautiful girlfriend!
Happy birthday, my sweet wife!

I have a secret for you… I have a special
smile which I save only for you! You
make me smile and laugh like no other!
Just as it’s been since we were kids, I’ll laugh when you fall down but I’ll always be here to pick you back up!

Happy birthday to you today, bestie!
You might be getting older today, sis, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that you’re getting any wiser!

I’m just kidding with you! You'll always be my role model as I’ve learned so much from you and you’ll always be one of my biggest inspirations!

Happy birthday to you!
Don’t worry about getting older, brother.
You’ll always have me as a constant
reminder of what it’s like to look young!

Happy birthday, bro!
There are lots of things in life that
naturally get better with age, and
you’re one of them!

Much like a fine wine, you just
seem to improve over the years!

Here’s to you and many more
years of becoming more delicious!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, my lovely wife!

May you enjoy your special day where all of the attention is on you! Although, if we’re being honest you shine in the spotlight each and every day!
Happy birthday from the one person who
knows all of your flaws and imperfections,
but still loves you anyway!

In all seriousness though, your strengths
far outweigh any of your flaws! Wishing
you a day full of happiness, my dear, just
as you deserve!

Lots of love from your beautiful and
amazing girlfriend!
Often crazy but always great fun to be around, you’re my cousin brother and I wouldn’t have you any other way! Happy birthday to you!
Who needs lots of different friends
when I have a best friend like you!
To me, you’re worth a thousand
friends, bestie!
A sister like you
There are not two
Which is probably a good thing
Since I’m not sure the world is
Ready for another one like you!

Happy birthday, my wonderfully 
Unique sis!

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