Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, teacher!

We should use today's lesson not
to learn but to do something fun,
you know, for you of course!
Happy birthday, bro!

I didn’t forget to get you a gift this year,
I simply couldn’t find anything good
enough for you!

As my elder brother, you deserve but
the best and if nothing lives up to the
very highest standards that you
deserve then it isn’t worthy!

To reiterate, I definitely didn’t forget.

I hope you have an amazing day!
Happy birthday, teacher!

Something I never thought I would
ever say, but you make class fun! I
actually look forward to your lessons!

And before you ask, no, I don’t have a
concussion - I’m being totally honest!

Have a great birthday!
Out of all my boyfriends currently,
you’re definitely my favourite!

Happy birthday, my love!
As kids, you always took care of me
but now the time is approaching
where I’ll soon be looking after you!

You know, because you’re old!

Happy birthday, elder bro!
You seem to have the magical
power of making any subject or
class interesting as yours are
one of the few that don’t send
me to sleep! I actually never
want them to end!

I’m wishing you a very happy
birthday today.
It’s true, it is in fact my birthday today.

I know you wouldn’t be able to tell though,
as I simply don’t look a day older!
This age sounds familiar
In fact, I’m pretty sure
You’ve already been
This age once before!

Happy birthday, again, sis!
A crazy uncle like you
There cannot be two
You truly are unique
You’re my favorite freak!

Happy birthday! 😜
Happy birthday, my love!

As you become older, my
dear girlfriend, you just get
more and more beautiful!

And I’m not just saying that
because I have to!
You’re always playing catch up
Trying to keep up with me
But I’ll always be the elder one
Older than me you’ll never be!

I’m wishing the very happiest
Of birthdays to you today
My sweet younger sister!
Happy birthday to my biggest
inspiration: my dear elder sister!

Looking back, everyone knew that
you would grow up to be someone
amazing and truly fabulous!

You might still have some growing
up to do but you’ll get there, sis!
Wishing you a very happy birthday, bestie!

My birthday promise to you today is that I’ll do everything in my power to conceal your real age!
Happy birthday, little sis!

We’ve shared many laughs
Too many times to quote
With a dear sister like you
I’ll always be able to gloat!
I know that it’s your birthday 
today, yet I can’t help but feel 
like it’s also sort of mine too 
seeing how I’m the lucky one 
to have a best friend like you!

I hope you have a totally 
fabulous birthday, girl!

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