Funny Birthday Wishes

If you look good on any ordinary
day, I can’t even imagine how
amazing you’ll look in your
birthday suit today!

Happy birthday to you, you
gorgeous human!

If I didn’t know any better I’d never guess it was your birthday today as you don’t look a day older, let alone a year! Happy birthday, my beautiful cousin!

To a friend of mine who it feels like
I’ve known for all eternity, I’m wishing
a truly wonderful birthday today!

You must feel pretty lucky to have
had a great friend like me in your life
for all these years since childhood!

For a cousin and a sister all rolled into one
I’m wishing you a birthday that’s full of fun!

Happy birthday, my dear! 

Here’s to the many years of laughter and 
creating wonderful memories together 
that are still waiting to be written!

Happy birthday to my younger sister who a lot of people think is actually my elder sister!

I’m sure it’s only because you’re so wise and mature that people think you’re older than me anyway, sis! Either that or I just seem super young and immature!

Today, we are celebrating mom and dad’s second favorite kid: my brother! Happy birthday!

You can’t honestly be surprised though, bro. It’s so obvious that I’m the favorite one!

I have a feeling that the person of your dreams is wishing you a happy birthday today… It’s just down to you to discover who that is!

Happy birthday!

Today is the day we celebrate the birthday of my best friend! You are such an amazing person, a spectacular human being, the noblest of all the nobles and a super mega friend.

So to celebrate this day I thought I would give you an equally great, amazing, super, fantastic and mega gift. I began wondering what such a gift should be. Perhaps a big parade with floats and a marching band or maybe have fireworks spell out your name in the sky. Whatever the gift would be, it would have to be something spectacular, amazing and awesome. But then I realized you don’t need all that, as you already have me!

May your birthday be filled with laughter!

Happy birthday to a crazy girl I’m blessed to call my sister! You’re the life of the party and the star of the show, little sis!

Today’s a very special day as it’s the
Birthday of someone super special!
Happy birthday to you, cousin!

A cousin, best friend, and brother
Who means so much to me
Deserves many wonderful gifts
Not just one, not two, but three!

You’re another year older and more beautiful than ever, little sister! Happy birthday to you!

Just a word of wisdom from your dear elder sister, keep hold of your beauty and cherish it for as long as you can because once you get to my age those good looks won’t stay around for long!

Happy birthday to my favorite
partner in crime! I personally think
that we’re the perfect match, and
when we’re together I feel like we
can conquer the world!

I hope you enjoy your special day
today! I mean, of course you will
with me by your side!

Happy birthday, my love! I know that you
worry about getting older but there’s really
no need, my dear.

Just think of it like this: you’re younger now
than you will be next year. If you simply keep
this in mind each year that your birthday
comes around you’ll never truly get old!

I would have baked you a cake
for your birthday this year, but we
both know that wouldn’t have turned
out so well!

So, instead, I’m sending you this
beautifully heartfelt birthday message!

I’m wishing you the world on your
special day today, bestie!

Happy birthday to the only person
I’d choose to be stranded on a
desert island with!

Well, I wouldn’t ever choose to be
stranded anywhere, but if I had to
choose someone to be stranded
with it would obviously be you!

Happy birthday, bestie!