Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Don’t worry about wrinkles or laughter lines, my friend! They’re just the mark of a life well-lived!
Sending all my love to you on your special day today!
Sending all my love to you on your special day today!
People say that you get more beautiful with age, but surely they mean you become more beautiful on the inside because the cracks are certainly starting to show on the outside!
I’m just kidding with you, sis! I hope you have a wonderful birthday today!
I’m just kidding with you, sis! I hope you have a wonderful birthday today!
Happy birthday, honey! I’ve got the fire department on standby this year on account of the fire hazard that is your birthday cake!
Having a best friend like me is worth not one, but three! I hope you know just how fortunate you are to have me!
Happy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday, bestie!
You might be another year older,
little brother, but you definitely don’t
look it and you certainly don’t act it!
You’ll be able to fool people with
your age for many years to come,
I’m sure of it!
Happy birthday from your forever
wise elder sister!
little brother, but you definitely don’t
look it and you certainly don’t act it!
You’ll be able to fool people with
your age for many years to come,
I’m sure of it!
Happy birthday from your forever
wise elder sister!
I’m glad you were there to witness the discovery of fire. You will need it to light all of those candles later. Happy birthday, friend!
Happy birthday, my lovely!
Don’t be offended if people start buying you anti-ageing products as birthday gifts - they just want your youthful looks to last forever!
Just make sure they include a gift receipt so that you can exchange them for something better!
Don’t be offended if people start buying you anti-ageing products as birthday gifts - they just want your youthful looks to last forever!
Just make sure they include a gift receipt so that you can exchange them for something better!
Happy birthday to my childhood bestie!
Do you know how I know that you’re a
true friend? Well, it’s because you’ve
stuck around and tolerated me for all
these years!
You must have the patience of a saint!
I hope you enjoy your special day today!
Do you know how I know that you’re a
true friend? Well, it’s because you’ve
stuck around and tolerated me for all
these years!
You must have the patience of a saint!
I hope you enjoy your special day today!
Happy birthday, baby sister!
Like the finest wine you just keep improving with age, sis! Just like your elder sister, then!
Like the finest wine you just keep improving with age, sis! Just like your elder sister, then!
Whenever anyone says they wish
they had a sister, I tell them that
they’re welcome to have mine!
I’d never get rid of you that easily
though, sis! Happy birthday!
they had a sister, I tell them that
they’re welcome to have mine!
I’d never get rid of you that easily
though, sis! Happy birthday!
I was thinking that this year on your special day, I wanted to step up my gift game and get you something truly spectacular!
I knew it had to be something that would make you smile all the time and something you could treasure for many years to come, which is when I realized that you already have me!
Happy birthday, girl!
I knew it had to be something that would make you smile all the time and something you could treasure for many years to come, which is when I realized that you already have me!
Happy birthday, girl!
Happy birthday, my dear friend!
Knowing all your secrets never stopped
me from wanting to be your friend or
from getting to know you better. It should
have, but it didn’t.
There is most certainly something wrong
with me, but that’s ok because there is
something wrong with you too!
Have an awesome birthday, you lovely weirdo!
Knowing all your secrets never stopped
me from wanting to be your friend or
from getting to know you better. It should
have, but it didn’t.
There is most certainly something wrong
with me, but that’s ok because there is
something wrong with you too!
Have an awesome birthday, you lovely weirdo!
You are so old that your hair colour can be bought in the supermarket. I wish you a great birthday, my friend!
Happy birthday to my favourite husband!
There are lots of good things that come
with age, but the very best part of getting
older is that each year the cake has to get
bigger to accommodate the extra candles!
There are lots of good things that come
with age, but the very best part of getting
older is that each year the cake has to get
bigger to accommodate the extra candles!
Happy birthday to a teacher who
is a strong feature of this school!
Although, the reasons for why
you stand out so much are open
to interpretation!
is a strong feature of this school!
Although, the reasons for why
you stand out so much are open
to interpretation!
