Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

If wisdom and beauty come with age then you must be really wise and really beautiful by now, sis!

Happy birthday to you!
Some friends come and go
But in you, I always know
Like glue, you’ll stick around
A true friendship we have found!

Happy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday, my lovely wife!

You know, neither of us appear as old as we actually are... That’s because you don’t look your age and I don’t act my age! Together, we’ll be young forever, my love!
It’s great having an aged friend like
you as I get to feel like the young
one of the two of us!

Happy birthday to you, buddy!
Happy birthday, uncle!

I’ve learned so much from you, although
not every lesson you've taught me might
be considered appropriate or useful!
Happy birthday to my cheeky sister!

No matter how old we get, you always retain that childish playfulness that you’ve always had!
Happy birthday to my absolutely stunning girlfriend!

I must say that luckily you still have beauty on your side, my dear, because the years certainly seem to be against you!

I’m just kidding, you’re not that old really!

Just remember, though, that no matter how old you get, you will always be beautiful in my eyes, my love!
Take a really deep breath, cousin, because you’re going to need all the air in your lungs to blow out so many candles today!

Happy birthday to you, my dear!
Happy birthday, my old friend!

When you’ve been friends for as long as
we have, you don’t really have any choice
whether or not you remain friends until
the end of time. We know far too many of
each other’s secrets to ever pull the plug
on this friendship!
You’re another year older and more beautiful than ever, little sister! Happy birthday to you!

Just a word of wisdom from your dear elder sister, keep hold of your beauty and cherish it for as long as you can because once you get to my age those good looks won’t stay around for long!
Happy birthday to an uncle who is
getting almost as old as his jokes!

Don’t get me wrong, I’m a big fan of
the classics! They tend to be the best!

May you have many more years of
entertaining us with your humor!
Gal pals are a dime a dozen but you’re worth your weight in gold, my dear!

Not that I’m saying you’re heavy, just gold is very valuable! Happy birthday, bestie!
Getting older is a piece of cake!
My only wish for you on your birthday this year, my lovely wife, is that your special day brings you a smile and that it stays around for a while!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my cute, crazy, and
forever fabulous sister! You’re a girl I’m
almost always glad to have as my sister!

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