Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Don’t worry about all of the candles on
your birthday cake this year, sis. I have a
fire extinguisher on standby just in case!
I’m only messing with you! Happy birthday,
I hope you have a truly fabulous day today!
your birthday cake this year, sis. I have a
fire extinguisher on standby just in case!
I’m only messing with you! Happy birthday,
I hope you have a truly fabulous day today!
Happy birthday! Your birthday is always a
pleasing time for me as it reminds me that
you’ll always be older than me, cousin!
pleasing time for me as it reminds me that
you’ll always be older than me, cousin!
It’s only right that I thank you for having a birthday today, my friend, because as you know I love any excuse for a party!
All the best, buddy!
All the best, buddy!
Happy birthday, buddy!
You know you’re getting older when people start telling you that it’s all downhill from here!
If I were you I’d just embrace it and if you think about it, that’s better than everything being uphill!
You know you’re getting older when people start telling you that it’s all downhill from here!
If I were you I’d just embrace it and if you think about it, that’s better than everything being uphill!
You are the smartest girl I know with such
impeccable taste, and not just because
you chose me to be your boyfriend!
Joking aside, I’m the fortunate one to
have you. You’re the best thing that
ever happened to me.
Happy birthday, honey.
impeccable taste, and not just because
you chose me to be your boyfriend!
Joking aside, I’m the fortunate one to
have you. You’re the best thing that
ever happened to me.
Happy birthday, honey.
I miss the birthdays we used to have as
kids, but just because we’re older now
doesn’t mean they can’t still be fun!
Besides, you should have a celebration to
match your personality, so a children’s
party would be perfectly suited!
Happy birthday!
kids, but just because we’re older now
doesn’t mean they can’t still be fun!
Besides, you should have a celebration to
match your personality, so a children’s
party would be perfectly suited!
Happy birthday!
You should consider yourself very honored and particularly lucky that you are one of the few people whose birthday I can remember by heart! You must be somewhat important to me, I guess!
Have a fantastic birthday this year, buddy!
Have a fantastic birthday this year, buddy!
I’m not one for holding onto things,
but if you recall my last birthday you
were late in wishing me well, so…
I’m just returning the favour!
Happy belated birthday!
but if you recall my last birthday you
were late in wishing me well, so…
I’m just returning the favour!
Happy belated birthday!
Happy birthday to my dear boyfriend who, unlike his jokes, never falls flat!
I’m kidding, of course! I love your sense of humour! If your parenting skills are half as good as your dad jokes, then you’re going to make a fantastic father someday!
All my love to you on your special day, my dear, and here’s to many more years of making each other laugh!
I’m kidding, of course! I love your sense of humour! If your parenting skills are half as good as your dad jokes, then you’re going to make a fantastic father someday!
All my love to you on your special day, my dear, and here’s to many more years of making each other laugh!
I’m not saying you are old, but your early years are now on the History Channel. Have an amazing birthday, old friend!
The time has finally come where you’re going to feel the need to start lying about your age!
It’s okay, bud, it happens to the best of us!
Happy birthday!
It’s okay, bud, it happens to the best of us!
Happy birthday!
We must be related because you have so
much style and sophistication just like me!
If people didn’t know any better or that
we’re cousins, they would definitely think
that we’re sisters!
Happy birthday, my dear! I hope you enjoy
your special day today!
much style and sophistication just like me!
If people didn’t know any better or that
we’re cousins, they would definitely think
that we’re sisters!
Happy birthday, my dear! I hope you enjoy
your special day today!
Happy birthday, little brother!
Seeing what an honor it must be
having a fabulous sister like me,
I didn’t think it was necessary to
get you any other gift this year!
Seeing what an honor it must be
having a fabulous sister like me,
I didn’t think it was necessary to
get you any other gift this year!
Today is your birthday
It’s all about you
So no different really
To any other day!
Happy birthday, wife!
It’s all about you
So no different really
To any other day!
Happy birthday, wife!
