Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, cousin! Remember that you’re not another year older, you’re simply a day older than you were yesterday!
No matter how much
You irritate or annoy me
My beloved small sister,
You will always be!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, love!

On your birthday this year, you can have anything you wish for. But really what more could you want when you already have a girlfriend like me!
Happy birthday to my particularly
smart girlfriend!

You were really clever choosing a
very mediocre looking boyfriend
like myself, because when I’m
standing next to you it just
exaggerates your beauty!

Not that you need me for that,
of course; you are incredibly
beautiful all by yourself!

Wishing you a lovely birthday filled
with the happiest of moments, my
stunningly beautiful girlfriend!
Happy birthday to my boyfriend
who is flaming hot, hotter than
all the candles on his cake!

I hope that your day brings you
all the happiness that you deserve,
and that it is as sweet as you are!

Big kisses, handsome!
You might finally be growing up and catching me up, little bro, but you’ll still always be younger than me! In my eyes, you’ll forever be my baby brother!
Happy birthday to my beautiful younger
sister who still isn’t showing her age…
nor is she acting it yet, either!
I am a true friend, buddy. I’ll always remember your birthday but as a courtesy and out of respect for you, I’ve chosen to stop keeping track of your age!

In my mind, you’re only as old as you feel! Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to the cutest, funniest, most gorgeous person in the world! I know it sounds like I’m describing myself, but I am of course describing you!

I hope you enjoy your special day today, my sweetheart!
There aren’t many little brothers
Who are quite as lucky as you
That have an elder sister like me
As in the world, there are few!

Happy birthday!
My dear big sister, how is it that with
each birthday you get another year
older, yet you never seem to age a
day! I hope that trait runs in our genes!

I’m wishing you an amazing and
beautiful birthday today, sis!
Happy birthday to my dear cousin and
brother for life who doesn’t get older,
he simply gets more awesome with
each passing year!

I’m sending you a big hug and the best
birthday wishes possible on your special
day, bro!
Happy birthday to one of my best friends!

We’ve been buddies for so long and made it this far, so I guess I’m stuck with you for life now!
Happy birthday, sis!

There might have been a time when we
were younger that I would’ve traded you
for something as small as a chocolate bar,
but now I wouldn’t trade you for the world!

I’ve come to love and embrace the fact
that you’re my annoying little sis and you
always will be! I wouldn’t have you any
other way!
Happy birthday to my wonderful wife: 
my one and only, the love of my life!

I could never forget your birthday, 
my love. After all, it wouldn’t be 
worth the repercussions! 

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