Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, bestie!

We truly were made for each other and destined to be best friends, as I don’t know anyone else who would be able to handle us! We’re lucky to have each other, girl!
Happy birthday, girl!

Out of all the great gifts that you might
receive today, know that you already
have the best of them all: me!
May your birthday be just like the day you were born: with you screaming and everyone making a fuss of you!

Happy birthday, sis!
It hasn’t been an easy road, but I have finally perfected the art of being fabulous!
Happy birthday!

Someone as outstandingly beautiful as you should have a birthday that’s almost as stunning, too!

I say almost because nothing can come close to your remarkable beauty! 
Happy birthday! Another year brings the hard reality that you’re not getting any younger, hubby!

At least each year you’re getting closer to retirement and finally living the easy life!
I’m laughing at the fact that you’ve
just turned another year older today,
brother, but I’m sure I won’t be
laughing when it’s my turn next!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you, bestie! 

You are a girl who has the power
to do anything you wish for in life
and be anything you want to be.

Unless of course the thing you wish
to be is younger, because even you
couldn’t make that happen!
I know that turning another year older might make you a little emotional and you might even want to cry, but it’s not all that bad… just think of the positives, like the fact that you have an amazing girlfriend to comfort you in your time of need!
Happy birthday to the most caring teacher!

It’s no surprise that some students
accidentally call you mom because
you’re a great mentor and guide!

Thank you for all of your care, and all
the support and attention you give to
each and every one of us!

We hope you have a fantastic birthday!
I was going to plan you a surprise party, but then I reconsidered as it could quite easily give you a heart attack at your age!

Happy birthday, bestie!
I won’t say you are old, but on your last birthday, the light from your candles was so intense that scientists were drawn there because they thought there was an aurora borealis occurring in your living room.

Have a magical birthday, my friend!
Age might not be your friend, cousin, but I always will be! You can always rely on me for sisterly support no matter how old you get!
I really wanted to plan a surprise party
for you today, girl, but thought better
of it given your delicate age!

Happy birthday to you!
My darling boyfriend, it’s no secret
that you can be the most annoying
person ever and may get on my
nerves sometimes, but the truth is
that I wouldn’t change you for the world!

Happy birthday, my handsome guy!
I love you with all my heart!

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