Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Don’t worry about all of the candles on
your birthday cake this year, sis. I have a
fire extinguisher on standby just in case!
I’m only messing with you! Happy birthday,
I hope you have a truly fabulous day today!
your birthday cake this year, sis. I have a
fire extinguisher on standby just in case!
I’m only messing with you! Happy birthday,
I hope you have a truly fabulous day today!
The time has finally come where you’re going to feel the need to start lying about your age!
It’s okay, bud, it happens to the best of us!
Happy birthday!
It’s okay, bud, it happens to the best of us!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my lifelong best bud!
You’ve been with me from the beginning and you’ll be with me forevermore! There’s no getting rid of me now!
You’ve been with me from the beginning and you’ll be with me forevermore! There’s no getting rid of me now!
Gosh darn it, I missed your birthday!
If it’s any consolation for you to know, I was having a wonderful time and just lost track of the days!
Hopefully I’ll be having less fun next year, then I might remember your birthday!
If it’s any consolation for you to know, I was having a wonderful time and just lost track of the days!
Hopefully I’ll be having less fun next year, then I might remember your birthday!
I know that turning another year older might make you a little emotional and you might even want to cry, but it’s not all that bad… just think of the positives, like the fact that you have an amazing girlfriend to comfort you in your time of need!
Happy birthday, big bro!
You’re going to need a big cake
this year to hold so many candles!
You’re going to need a big cake
this year to hold so many candles!
Happy birthday to my sweet cousin!
I wholeheartedly believe that we have a better relationship than most sisters, probably because we didn’t live together growing up!
I’m sure I would’ve grown tired of you had we been in each other’s pockets 24/7!
I wholeheartedly believe that we have a better relationship than most sisters, probably because we didn’t live together growing up!
I’m sure I would’ve grown tired of you had we been in each other’s pockets 24/7!
You are a very special person to me, and whenever you need me I’ll be there. Today I’m here to help you blow out your birthday candles.
And when the time comes I promise I won't laugh at your false teeth or prosthetic hip, that’s how much I care about you.
Cheers!
And when the time comes I promise I won't laugh at your false teeth or prosthetic hip, that’s how much I care about you.
Cheers!
It’s no secret that you’re getting older but
since a marriage is all about trust, we’ll
just keep your true age to ourselves!
Happy birthday, hubby!
since a marriage is all about trust, we’ll
just keep your true age to ourselves!
Happy birthday, hubby!
I was going to buy you some beauty
products for your birthday this year,
girlfriend, but I quickly realised that
not even the most expensive beauty
product could make you any more
beautiful than you already are!
It would just be a waste of money
and an exercise in futility! You are
gorgeous just the way you are!
Wishing you a stunning birthday
from your smooth-talking boyfriend!
products for your birthday this year,
girlfriend, but I quickly realised that
not even the most expensive beauty
product could make you any more
beautiful than you already are!
It would just be a waste of money
and an exercise in futility! You are
gorgeous just the way you are!
Wishing you a stunning birthday
from your smooth-talking boyfriend!
Happy birthday to my ageing
But still handsome husband!
No matter how old or gray,
Or however bald you become
I will always love you
Until the end of time!
But still handsome husband!
No matter how old or gray,
Or however bald you become
I will always love you
Until the end of time!
Happy birthday to the world’s luckiest brother! If you’re wondering why you’re so lucky, it’s obviously because you have a super fab sister like me!
Today’s a very special day as it’s the
Birthday of someone super special!
Happy birthday to you, cousin!
A cousin, best friend, and brother
Who means so much to me
Deserves many wonderful gifts
Not just one, not two, but three!
Birthday of someone super special!
Happy birthday to you, cousin!
A cousin, best friend, and brother
Who means so much to me
Deserves many wonderful gifts
Not just one, not two, but three!
Happy birthday to my favorite
partner in crime! I personally think
that we’re the perfect match, and
when we’re together I feel like we
can conquer the world!
I hope you enjoy your special day
today! I mean, of course you will
with me by your side!
partner in crime! I personally think
that we’re the perfect match, and
when we’re together I feel like we
can conquer the world!
I hope you enjoy your special day
today! I mean, of course you will
with me by your side!
Families are filled with many magnificent wonders, but there are few things as wonderful as being blessed with a truly precious cousin.
You must feel pretty lucky to have that in me!
Happy birthday to you today, my dear!
You must feel pretty lucky to have that in me!
Happy birthday to you today, my dear!
