Funny Birthday Wishes

I’ve got a tiny secret to share with you today, which is that I think you’re absolutely gorgeous! You probably already knew that, anyway! Happy birthday to you!

For a moment I thought it was my birthday as I have the greatest, most beautiful gift in the world: you!

Happy birthday, my gorgeous girl. I hope your special day is as wonderful as you deserve it to be.

Happy birthday, honey.

I’m not going to tease you about your age or joke around on your birthday this year… I mean, the fact that you're turning such a grand age in itself is more than enough for you to deal with!

You’re never too old to have a
good time - I’m proof of that!

It’s no secret,
It’s simply a fact 
You can’t pick your family
There are no takebacks!

This is the reason why I’m
Stuck with you as my sister!

I’m just kidding with you!
Even if I had a choice
I'd always choose you!

Happy birthday to you, sis!

You are my best friend and because of that, I feel it’s my responsibility to remind you not to blow out your candles too hard today as you wouldn’t want your false teeth to come out!

Happy birthday, buddy!

Most men become wiser as they grow older, but then again you never really were one to follow the crowd! Happy birthday to you, my friend!

Every year that your birthday comes around I have to pause for a moment and think about whether it’s actually your birthday or mine, as I’m the lucky one because you are the most beautiful gift I could have ever received!

In fact, every day with you is like a birthday for me! Happy birthday, my gorgeous girl!

Happy birthday, teacher!

I honestly don’t know how you do what
you do so gracefully, day in and day out.

I also don’t know why you do it, surely
there must have been less stressful
career options!

Even with the most trying of students,
you always seem to keep your cool!
You must have the patience of a saint!

So, for such a calm and collected teacher,
I wish you the most tranquil birthday and
I hope that you are able to get some well-
deserved rest on your special day!

All the best!

There are many types of gifts in the world,
but one gift that even money can’t buy is
a wonderful elder sister like me!

Happy birthday, little brother!

Getting older doesn’t necessarily
mean that you’re growing up…
You’re still the same kid I’ve always
known and loved, little brother! 

Happy birthday!

I’m sorry that I missed your birthday,
but I think it’s pretty impressive that
I remembered it this soon after!

Happy belated birthday from
your notoriously forgetful friend!

Happy birthday to my amazing
girlfriend who doesn’t settle for
anything less than perfect!

Well, apart from me. You kinda
just settled there!

Happy birthday to my very understanding
and tolerant girlfriend!

It can’t be easy being with a model-like
guy who receives so much attention,
but I guess you knew and accepted
that when we first started dating!

Thank you for being so easy-going,
my love! 

I hope you have a wonderful birthday
this year and that some of the attention
is on you for a change!

We must be soulmates because nobody else gets me like you do! I hope you have the most fantastic birthday today, my dear!