Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

You are the smartest girl I know with such
impeccable taste, and not just because
you chose me to be your boyfriend!

Joking aside, I’m the fortunate one to
have you. You’re the best thing that
ever happened to me.

Happy birthday, honey.
You should consider yourself very honored and particularly lucky that you are one of the few people whose birthday I can remember by heart! You must be somewhat important to me, I guess!

Have a fantastic birthday this year, buddy!
The time has finally come where you’re going to feel the need to start lying about your age!

It’s okay, bud, it happens to the best of us!

Happy birthday!
Your birthday is just one more
opportunity for me to remind
you that you’re older than
me and always will be!

Thank you for that, sis!
To the one I chose to spend my entire life
with, for better or for worse, I’m wishing
a super happy birthday today!
For a moment I thought it was my birthday as I have the greatest, most beautiful gift in the world: you!

Happy birthday, my gorgeous girl. I hope your special day is as wonderful as you deserve it to be.
Happy birthday, honey.

I’m not going to tease you about your age or joke around on your birthday this year… I mean, the fact that you're turning such a grand age in itself is more than enough for you to deal with!
You’re never too old to have a
good time - I’m proof of that!
It’s no secret,
It’s simply a fact 
You can’t pick your family
There are no takebacks!

This is the reason why I’m
Stuck with you as my sister!

I’m just kidding with you!
Even if I had a choice
I'd always choose you!

Happy birthday to you, sis!
Most men become wiser as they grow older, but then again you never really were one to follow the crowd! Happy birthday to you, my friend!
Happy birthday, teacher!

I honestly don’t know how you do what
you do so gracefully, day in and day out.

I also don’t know why you do it, surely
there must have been less stressful
career options!

Even with the most trying of students,
you always seem to keep your cool!
You must have the patience of a saint!

So, for such a calm and collected teacher,
I wish you the most tranquil birthday and
I hope that you are able to get some well-
deserved rest on your special day!

All the best!
Today is kind of a big deal as it’s the birthday of my dear elder brother! I’ll never get tired of seeing you turn older than me every year!
Happy birthday to my main man!

You might be getting super old, but don’t worry as you can always count on me to keep you feeling younger! You’re lucky to have a best friend like me!

Best wishes to you, buddy!
Each year that you get older,
It always amazes me how you
Haven’t grown tired of me yet!
I’m so very lucky to have found 
A truly wonderful wife like you
Who is still willing to put up
With all the silly things I do! 

You have the patience of a saint,
My love! Happy birthday to you! 
Happy birthday to the world’s best wife, from the world’s most wonderful husband! Together, we truly make a dream team, my love!

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