Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

May your cake be sweet and your birthday wishes even sweeter, but remember that the sweetest thing of all is your amazingly gorgeous girlfriend!

Have an incredible day and enjoy lots of big birthday kisses from your incredible missus!
I spent too much time trying to
come up with the perfect birthday
wish, and then ended up missing
your birthday altogether!

Sorry! Happy belated birthday!
Whereas most people tend to get wiser with age, you simply just get older!

Happy birthday to you today, uncle!
The older you get, the wiser and smarter you become… is the case for most people.

You always did stand out from the crowd when you were younger, bro, and I’m glad to see that you’re no different now!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, sis! Seeing how there’s no gift better than simply having a sibling like me, I didn’t get you anything extra this year!

I hope your heart is as full of love as it can be on your special day!
Happy birthday to someone who knows of
all my imperfections and everything else
about me yet still chooses to be my friend!

You are extraordinary, my dear!
Happy birthday, bestie! Simply knowing somebody as fabulous as me should be the only gift you need on your birthday!
Who needs lots of different friends
when I have a best friend like you!
To me, you’re worth a thousand
friends, bestie!
Happy birthday, honey! I’ve got the fire department on standby this year on account of the fire hazard that is your birthday cake!
Happy birthday, best friend!

It is amazing the number of years we have known each other.

Why have we put up with each other for so long? Do you think it’s because we like each other? Nope, it’s quite simple, we just know too many of each other’s secrets.

Have a fantastic day!
Happy birthday to my much more
handsome and much elder brother!

Wishing you but greatness on your
special day!
True love is loving someone even after their hair turns gray and their good looks fade. That’s how you can be sure that I love you, husband! Happy birthday!
I might have forgotten to get you a birthday
present, but at least I didn’t forget your
actual birthday!

So, please accept these words and warm
wishes as your gift this year! Wishing you
a very happy birthday, little brother!
Happy birthday, my handsome hubby!

Of course I know I’m blessed to have a husband like you, but really you’re the lucky one to have bagged a wife like me when you did because just like a bottle of fine wine, I only improve with age!

So really it’s only right that you treasure and appreciate me more and more with each passing year!
Happy birthday, teacher!

I think that for your birthday this year, you should postpone all homework and any planned exams for a while…

I mean, surely you don’t want to be grading papers around your birthday!

You should just relax and not worry about setting any work that’s too taxing or strenuous! I’ve checked with my fellow classmates and none of us mind at all!

Enjoy your relaxing and stress-free birthday this year, teach!

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