Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday to you, cousin!

Sometimes I forget that you’re my cousin since to me, you’re so much more like a brother. I guess it’s because you mean so much to me, plus you annoy me more than any other!
You think that age is but a number and you’re only as old as you feel. 

Well, tell that to your arthritis when the time comes and you will soon see that age does, in fact, matter a lot.

I hope you have a fantastic day and a fantastic year to come, my friend!
Just one friend? No, I have many, but today is your birthday, which, I guess, makes you the most special of them all today. At least for one day, you should get to know how that feels.

Just kidding. You are my bestie and you know it. You are my special friend all year long.

Have the greatest of birthdays and many more to come!
Happy birthday to the coolest
teacher around!

Whereas other teacher’s classes
seem to drag on, yours are always
fun and I never want them to end!

If only more lessons were like
yours, maybe more people
would think school is cool!
Great friends should be treasured,
especially the ones of your age that
are a little more fragile!

I’ll always be here to look out for you,
dude! Happy birthday!
I thought about trying and having a go at baking your birthday cake myself this year, but I quickly changed my mind because it seemed like a lot of effort!

I hope you like generic store-bought cake!

Happy birthday, buddy!
Don’t worry about getting old, uncle.

In my eyes, you’ve already been old for a while now so what’s one more year!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday!

I know you already think I’m sweet enough,
but don’t forget to save me a slice of cake!

I’ll also be measuring the size of my
piece by how much I mean to you, so
I’m expecting a pretty huge chunk!
Happy birthday, little brother! If there’s one thing you should’ve discovered from having an elder sibling like me is that we only get more awesome each year!
The years are really starting to stack up
now, uncle! Never mind, just remember
that you’re only ever as old as you feel!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, lil sis!

You might be another year older but you’d never be able to tell. I wish I’d inherited the youthful genes that you clearly got!
As far as elder brothers go, you’re
alright I guess!

I mean, don’t let that go to your head,
it’s not like you’d win any awards for
the ultimate brother or anything!

I hope you have a truly wonderful
birthday this year, bro!
You are so old that your hair colour can be bought in the supermarket. I wish you a great birthday, my friend!
Happy birthday to my fun uncle!

I think the reason we get along so well
is largely due to the fact that you never
grew up! That’s lucky for me!
Happy birthday to my favourite husband!

There are lots of good things that come
with age, but the very best part of getting
older is that each year the cake has to get
bigger to accommodate the extra candles!

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