Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

The subject might be boring, but you
always manage to make the class fun!
Thank you for livening up any lesson!

Happy birthday to you today.
Out of all the billions of people in the world, what were the chances that I’d end up with you as my best friend!

I guess fate works in mysterious ways and two equally peculiar souls like ours would be drawn to each other one way or another! Happy birthday!
Wishing a happy birthday to my crush,
who always manages to make me blush!

Have a lovely day, as lovely as you are!
For someone who is a cousin, a dear
friend, and also a sister to me, I thought I
had better get you not one gift, but three!

May you have the absolute best and
happiest birthday possible today!
A cousin who’s so dear 
And unlike any other 
Will always be more
Like a real life brother!

Happy birthday, cousin brother!
It simply wouldn’t be your birthday if you didn’t receive some wishes from your dear wife teasing you about your age!

Happy birthday, my handsome old man!
Happy birthday to the world’s best gal pal!

I can only hope that the frosting on your cake is as sweet as you are!
Happy birthday, old-timer! As you get older, so do your jokes!

It’s okay, though, I’ll continue to humour you because you’re my brother!
I could never miss your birthday,
my friend, as you are someone
who is simply unforgettable!
Whether you’re memorable for
good or bad reasons, the jury’s
still out on that!

I hope you have a fabulous
day full of celebration, girl!
Happy birthday to my cousin who, as it so happens, has the best cousin in the world!

If ever there was a more suitable time to thank your lucky stars, it would be now! You are truly blessed to have a wonderful friend and sibling in me!
At your age, another trip around
the sun must be more exhausting
than ever before!
The only reason that you’re my cousin
and not my sister is because God knew
that the world wouldn’t be able to cope
with us as siblings!

Still, you’ll always be a true sister to
me at heart!

I hope you have the most magnificent
birthday today!
Take a really deep breath, cousin, because you’re going to need all the air in your lungs to blow out so many candles today!

Happy birthday to you, my dear!
Happy birthday, my dear sister!

How is it possible that as the years advance, you somehow manage to look younger and younger! I hope that’s something that runs in our family, sis!

May you have the best birthday today!
You’re never too old to have a
good time - I’m proof of that!

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