Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, bestie! Simply knowing somebody as fabulous as me should be the only gift you need on your birthday!
Happy birthday to my much more
handsome and much elder brother!

Wishing you but greatness on your
special day!
True love is loving someone even after their hair turns gray and their good looks fade. That’s how you can be sure that I love you, husband! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, teacher!

I think that for your birthday this year, you should postpone all homework and any planned exams for a while…

I mean, surely you don’t want to be grading papers around your birthday!

You should just relax and not worry about setting any work that’s too taxing or strenuous! I’ve checked with my fellow classmates and none of us mind at all!

Enjoy your relaxing and stress-free birthday this year, teach!
A wonderful girlfriend and a beautiful girl like you deserves a gift that’s equally as beautiful, but seeing as nothing can even come close to your beauty, I wasn’t able to get you anything for your birthday!

You’re simply too gorgeous to shop for!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
Happy birthday to you today, teacher!

I’m so grateful for you as you never gave up on me. You believed in me when I didn’t believe in myself, and you continued to care even when I couldn’t really have cared much less!

You truly are a very special teacher and one in a million!
Happy birthday to the second
most beautiful person in the
world after me, of course!
Brother, if ever there was a time
to cut you some slack it would have to
be on your birthday! You can consider
that my gift to you this year!

Happy birthday!
 
Happy birthday!

Seeing as it’s your birthday I would
cook for you, but that wouldn’t go well!

Instead, I’ll take you out for dinner,
my treat! My gift to you!
Happy birthday, little brother! You’re one year older and finally catching up with me!

My advice to you: try not to look at another birthday as getting older, simply look at it as becoming more refined and distinguished!
Just as it’s been since we were kids, I’ll laugh when you fall down but I’ll always be here to pick you back up!

Happy birthday to you today, bestie!
A little brother is like
a super annoying flea:
They never leave you alone
and just let you be!

Happy birthday!
If laughter is meant to keep you young and make you live longer, then you’re in luck because you have a hilarious girlfriend like me to keep you laughing!

Happy birthday to you, my marvelous man. Here’s to many more hysterical birthdays to come!
I’m so sorry, I thought your
birthday was today!

Oh well, look on the bright side:
it looks like you’re going to be
enjoying two cakes this year
instead of just one!

I’m sending you the best belated
birthday wishes possible, my friend!
Happy birthday to my gorgeous wife!

In my eyes, you are more beautiful
now than when we first met. Although,
it's possible that with age my eyesight
has gotten worse since then!

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