Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Brother, if ever there was a time
to cut you some slack it would have to
be on your birthday! You can consider
that my gift to you this year!

Happy birthday!
 
Happy birthday to my wonderful uncle!

I could search the world over and I still wouldn’t be able to find anything that compares to the exquisite gift to mankind that you are...

That’s why I didn’t bother getting you a present this year! Enjoy your day!
Happy birthday, little brother! You’re one year older and finally catching up with me!

My advice to you: try not to look at another birthday as getting older, simply look at it as becoming more refined and distinguished!
Just as it’s been since we were kids, I’ll laugh when you fall down but I’ll always be here to pick you back up!

Happy birthday to you today, bestie!
Happy birthday, my gorgeous gf!

You know, good boyfriends make a grand gesture by saving up all their romantic love only to treat their girlfriends and spoil them on their birthday, but great boyfriends do that all year round!

That’s why I’m not doing anything spectacular or out of the ordinary today since you have the best of me each and every day! How lucky are you!
People will for sure tell you that you look
beautiful on your birthday today, but I
don’t think that you’re beautiful today; I
think you’re beautiful each and every day!

Happy birthday, gorgeous one! I hope your
day is a truly special one!
My dear wife,

Truly great husbands
Are few and far between
Which is why you’re so lucky
That you happened to find me!

Happy birthday with love,
From your love!
My lovely wife, another trip around the sun sees you turn another year older. Luckily you have a supportive husband in me to help you through this tough time!
Each year that you get older
However much you grow
You’ll still be my little bro
I want you to always know!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to my beautiful boyfriend who is everything I’ve ever wanted in a boyfriend and more! You’re definitely extra and something very special and unique, my love!
Congratulations, my love! You’re another
year older yet you’ve managed to maintain
the same incredibly low level of maturity
for the past several years now!

Most people tend to grow up and mature
as they get older, so well done on defying
that social norm!

I’m only kidding! I love your fun and playful
side, it’s what makes you who you are!

Happy birthday, you big kid!
A little brother is like
a super annoying flea:
They never leave you alone
and just let you be!

Happy birthday!
You were born before me
And that’s easy to see
For the wrinkles on your face
Are not out of place!

Happy birthday, bro!
I might not tell you often,
but you mean more to me
than you’ll ever know,
because even when you’re
being annoying, you’ll 
always be my little bro!

Happy birthday!
If laughter is meant to keep you young and make you live longer, then you’re in luck because you have a hilarious girlfriend like me to keep you laughing!

Happy birthday to you, my marvelous man. Here’s to many more hysterical birthdays to come!

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