Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Congratulations, my love! You’re another
year older yet you’ve managed to maintain
the same incredibly low level of maturity
for the past several years now!

Most people tend to grow up and mature
as they get older, so well done on defying
that social norm!

I’m only kidding! I love your fun and playful
side, it’s what makes you who you are!

Happy birthday, you big kid!
A little brother is like
a super annoying flea:
They never leave you alone
and just let you be!

Happy birthday!
You were born before me
And that’s easy to see
For the wrinkles on your face
Are not out of place!

Happy birthday, bro!
I might not tell you often,
but you mean more to me
than you’ll ever know,
because even when you’re
being annoying, you’ll 
always be my little bro!

Happy birthday!
If laughter is meant to keep you young and make you live longer, then you’re in luck because you have a hilarious girlfriend like me to keep you laughing!

Happy birthday to you, my marvelous man. Here’s to many more hysterical birthdays to come!
You know your best friend is a
true friend when they insult you
on your birthday and you can
both laugh about it!

That’s why I know I can make
all the jokes I want today without
any risk of offending you!

Happy birthday, my friend!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem is my way of revealing
That I really like you!

Happy birthday, gorgeous!
I didn’t get you a gift this year,
girlfriend, because I figured
I’m enough of a gift every day!

I guess I’m the kind of gift
that keeps on giving!
I’m so sorry, I thought your
birthday was today!

Oh well, look on the bright side:
it looks like you’re going to be
enjoying two cakes this year
instead of just one!

I’m sending you the best belated
birthday wishes possible, my friend!
I wanted to get you something pretty for
your birthday this year but seeing as nothing
even comes close to matching your beauty,
I just decided to buy you a mirror!

Happy birthday to you, beautiful one!
You’re so incredibly important
to me that I can’t imagine I would
ever forget your birthday but if I did,
it would definitely only happen once
because I’d never hear the end of it!

Happy birthday to you today, my
beautiful one!
I’ve come to realize that fate must exist,
otherwise how else would two oddballs
like us have met in a world of so many
normal people!

I hope you enjoy your special day today
my cute, unique, gorgeous birthday girl!
Happy birthday to the world’s best little
brother from the world’s best big brother!

There’s simply no way of getting away from
the fact that we’re world-class siblings, bro!
I won’t get too sentimental with my birthday
wishes as I don’t want to make you cry on
your birthday, my love!

Happy birthday with a big birthday kiss!

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