Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, bestie! Simply knowing somebody as fabulous as me should be the only gift you need on your birthday!
My dear wife,

Truly great husbands
Are few and far between
Which is why you’re so lucky
That you happened to find me!

Happy birthday with love,
From your love!
You know your best friend is a
true friend when they insult you
on your birthday and you can
both laugh about it!

That’s why I know I can make
all the jokes I want today without
any risk of offending you!

Happy birthday, my friend!
Happy birthday to my favourite teacher!

It’s true that most teachers are boring,
but you are definitely the least boring
out of them all!

Thank you for making your lessons
somewhat interesting! Wishing you
a very happy birthday today, teach!
If you keep having birthdays at this rate you’ll be old in no time, buddy! Perhaps we should skip the next one!

Wishing you all the best, my friend!
It’s hard to shop for someone who
already has everything their heart
could ever desire, so I just decided
not to get you anything!

Besides, what more could you really
want than a perfect boyfriend like me!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
Happy birthday, my dear friend!

I wanted to give you some words of
wisdom that will hopefully bring you
some comfort as you turn yet another
year older today, bestie.

So, just remember that no matter how
old you get, you will never truly age as
true beauty comes from within.

Which is pretty lucky for you I’d say, girl!
Age might not be on your
side but I always will be!
You can always count on
me for anything, sis!

Happy birthday to you!
I’m laughing at the fact that you’ve
just turned another year older today,
brother, but I’m sure I won’t be
laughing when it’s my turn next!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, bestie!

I don’t know that we would be 
buddies now had we not been 
such good friends when we 
were younger. 

You’re far too cool for me now!
Happy birthday, honey!

I always thought you’d get more handsome with age and luckily for me I was right!
Happy birthday, cousin!

Your birthday is the perfect opportunity for me to remind you that you’re getting older! Perhaps on one of these birthdays, you’ll start getting wiser too!
Happy birthday, bestie!

I like to think that as I was such a great influence on you growing up, I’ve contributed to the wonderful person you are today! You’re welcome!
Happy birthday, big bro!

I know that we may fight and
argue sometimes and, although
I wouldn’t know, it surely can’t
be easy to always lose the battle!

So, for your gift this year, I’ll let
you win the next one, for once!
Now you’re starting to age
your looks are going to fade,
but I’ll keep loving you anyway!

Happy birthday, my dear!

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