Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Happy birthday, my wonderful wife!
I set out to get you the most amazing, meaningful, and heart-touching gift this year when I realized that you already have me! You truly are a very lucky lady!
I set out to get you the most amazing, meaningful, and heart-touching gift this year when I realized that you already have me! You truly are a very lucky lady!
Happy birthday!
Seeing as it’s your birthday I would
cook for you, but that wouldn’t go well!
Instead, I’ll take you out for dinner,
my treat! My gift to you!
Seeing as it’s your birthday I would
cook for you, but that wouldn’t go well!
Instead, I’ll take you out for dinner,
my treat! My gift to you!
Having had a crazy friend like you
in my life since childhood says more
about me than it does you, I think!
I mean, I can’t be sane but at least
we can be bonkers together!
Happy birthday to you today, bestie!
in my life since childhood says more
about me than it does you, I think!
I mean, I can’t be sane but at least
we can be bonkers together!
Happy birthday to you today, bestie!
If you close your eyes and imagine
the best gift you could receive,
you’re bound to picture me!
Great minds think alike as the best
gift I too could think of getting you
this year is me!
So here I am, for your birthday this
year, I’m all yours! Happy birthday!
the best gift you could receive,
you’re bound to picture me!
Great minds think alike as the best
gift I too could think of getting you
this year is me!
So here I am, for your birthday this
year, I’m all yours! Happy birthday!
Being the elder sister and having to look out for me can’t have been easy when we were growing up, especially as I didn’t try and make it any easier! You must have had the patience of a saint back then!
Happy birthday to you today, sis!
Happy birthday to you today, sis!
Happy birthday to my absolutely stunning girlfriend!
I must say that luckily you still have beauty on your side, my dear, because the years certainly seem to be against you!
I’m just kidding, you’re not that old really!
Just remember, though, that no matter how old you get, you will always be beautiful in my eyes, my love!
I must say that luckily you still have beauty on your side, my dear, because the years certainly seem to be against you!
I’m just kidding, you’re not that old really!
Just remember, though, that no matter how old you get, you will always be beautiful in my eyes, my love!
Happy birthday, my dear cousin!
I just wanted you to know, on your special
day this year, that I always want to keep
you close to me.
Partly because you’re like a brother to me,
but mainly because you know so many of
my secrets!
I just wanted you to know, on your special
day this year, that I always want to keep
you close to me.
Partly because you’re like a brother to me,
but mainly because you know so many of
my secrets!
Happy birthday, my friend!
I can still remember when we were
just two kids without a care in the
world. Although that feels like a
million years ago now!
I can still remember when we were
just two kids without a care in the
world. Although that feels like a
million years ago now!
Happy birthday to my much
much much elder brother!
Enjoy your day while you still
have full mobility, old man!
much much elder brother!
Enjoy your day while you still
have full mobility, old man!
Happy birthday, lil sis!
You might be another year older but you’d never be able to tell. I wish I’d inherited the youthful genes that you clearly got!
You might be another year older but you’d never be able to tell. I wish I’d inherited the youthful genes that you clearly got!
Happy birthday, teacher! May your special day bring as much joy and excitement to you as summer break brings to me!
It might feel like you’re getting older by the minute, but no matter how old you get you’ll always be my sweet little sister!
Happy birthday, sis!
Happy birthday, sis!
Age may not have been kind to you,
uncle, but at least you can always
rely on me to help you feel younger!
And, when the time comes, you’ll
also be able to count on me to
push you around in a wheelchair!
Happy birthday to you today!
uncle, but at least you can always
rely on me to help you feel younger!
And, when the time comes, you’ll
also be able to count on me to
push you around in a wheelchair!
Happy birthday to you today!
Happy birthday, hubby! You truly won the jackpot ending up with a wife like me, one that will keep paying out for a lifetime as you’ll always be stuck with me!
Some friends hang around for years like unwanted birthday gifts that you just can’t get rid of, while others are purposely kept hold of and cherished forever like the most precious present.
You’re obviously the latter, my friend! Happy birthday!
You’re obviously the latter, my friend! Happy birthday!
