I’m so lucky to have found a hilarious and quirky friend like you to add a bit of light and laughter to my days! Everybody needs a little bit of crazy in their life!
I hope you receive everything you’ve been wanting this year, but really what better gift is there than the privilege of being my brother! After all, it is the ultimate gift you could wish for in life!
I know you better than most seeing how I watched you grow up, so my birthday gift to you this year is that I’ll continue to keep all the things I know about you to myself and not reveal any of your secrets!