Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Wishing this beautiful but crazy one a fabulous birthday today!
Having a brother like you is worth two! You’re just as much effort to handle as a pair of siblings, but you’re worth the work, bro!
Well, I didn’t really forget your birthday, I just didn’t remember it on time. I hope you had a great day. Happy belated birthday!
I’ll be honest, bestie, I thought you were a lot older than you are!
It’s only because you’re so mature and sensible (most of the time)!
Happy birthday!
It’s only because you’re so mature and sensible (most of the time)!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, my dear little brother!
I know you better than most seeing how I watched you grow up, so my birthday gift to you this year is that I’ll continue to keep all the things I know about you to myself and not reveal any of your secrets!
There aren’t many gifts as good as that!
I know you better than most seeing how I watched you grow up, so my birthday gift to you this year is that I’ll continue to keep all the things I know about you to myself and not reveal any of your secrets!
There aren’t many gifts as good as that!
Happy birthday from the one
who knows all of your annoying
habits, but still loves you anyway!
Happy birthday, honey!
who knows all of your annoying
habits, but still loves you anyway!
Happy birthday, honey!
Happy birthday, my dear friend!
I wanted to give you some words of
wisdom that will hopefully bring you
some comfort as you turn yet another
year older today, bestie.
So, just remember that no matter how
old you get, you will never truly age as
true beauty comes from within.
Which is pretty lucky for you I’d say, girl!
I wanted to give you some words of
wisdom that will hopefully bring you
some comfort as you turn yet another
year older today, bestie.
So, just remember that no matter how
old you get, you will never truly age as
true beauty comes from within.
Which is pretty lucky for you I’d say, girl!
Happy birthday to the only person
I’d choose to be stranded on a
desert island with!
Well, I wouldn’t ever choose to be
stranded anywhere, but if I had to
choose someone to be stranded
with it would obviously be you!
Happy birthday, bestie!
I’d choose to be stranded on a
desert island with!
Well, I wouldn’t ever choose to be
stranded anywhere, but if I had to
choose someone to be stranded
with it would obviously be you!
Happy birthday, bestie!
Wishing a happy birthday to the best teacher of all time!
If you could teach all of my classes, it would be a dream come true for me! Some students would probably get bored of you, but not me, I think you’re swell!
And no, I’m not being sarcastic! It’s all true, straight from the heart!
I hope you have a magnificent birthday today, teach!
If you could teach all of my classes, it would be a dream come true for me! Some students would probably get bored of you, but not me, I think you’re swell!
And no, I’m not being sarcastic! It’s all true, straight from the heart!
I hope you have a magnificent birthday today, teach!
Happy birthday to my brother from another mother: my dear cousin! I hope your special day is an awesome one this year!
There aren’t many teachers
like you left; most of the good
ones have retired already!
Happy birthday, teacher!
like you left; most of the good
ones have retired already!
Happy birthday, teacher!
On this day many years ago, the prodigy that is me entered the world!
I’m lucky to have a sister like you and
you’re lucky to have a brother like me.
We’re both pretty fortunate, really!
you’re lucky to have a brother like me.
We’re both pretty fortunate, really!
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Remarkable, unbelievable, and unreal are all ways in which someone could describe something truly amazing but also, much like in your case, something totally bizarre!
Just kidding with you, buddy! I’m sending my best wishes to the birthday boy today!
Just kidding with you, buddy! I’m sending my best wishes to the birthday boy today!
Happy birthday to you, girl!
True friends know all of each other's
flaws and their deepest, darkest secrets
and yet continue to be friends anyway!
I’m truly grateful to have a great gal pal
and dear best friend like you!
True friends know all of each other's
flaws and their deepest, darkest secrets
and yet continue to be friends anyway!
I’m truly grateful to have a great gal pal
and dear best friend like you!
