Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

It can’t be easy having a wife who is always the center of attention, so seeing as it’s your birthday I’ll take a day off and let you have the spotlight for a change!

Happy birthday to you, my love!
Happy birthday, hubby! You truly won the jackpot ending up with a wife like me, one that will keep paying out for a lifetime as you’ll always be stuck with me!
Just warning you there will be a party later, I didn’t want to throw you a surprise party and give you a heart attack. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, sis! Although you can’t rewind and get any younger, at least we can stop counting from this year onwards to make sure you don’t get any older!
Happy birthday to my ageing boyfriend!
Luckily for you, I like older men!

I’m kidding with you, you’re not that old!
But in all truth, you do seem to be getting
more and more handsome with age! So
actually, I guess it’s lucky for me!
Happy birthday to you, girl!

Having a female friend like you in my life
all these years certainly is a blessing!

I’m so thankful that neither one of us has
grown up since childhood and still have
that same childish sense of humor!
Happy birthday, my lovely wife!

You know, neither of us appear as old as we actually are... That’s because you don’t look your age and I don’t act my age! Together, we’ll be young forever, my love!
Happy birthday to my dear elder brother!

Just so you know, when the time comes
I’ll be more than happy to help you out
with whatever you might need, and I’ll
even push you around in a wheelchair!

Come to think of it, I don’t reckon that’s
too far off actually!

All the best, bro!
After all these years of marriage, my smile still reaches my eyes whenever I see you!

Happy birthday, my dear wife!
Happy birthday to my stunningly
handsome boyfriend!

Of course I love you for your great
personality, but your dashing looks
are certainly an added bonus!

May everything you wish for come
true on your special day!

Love you loads! Big kisses!
You’ve been my sister for so long now
that I’ve lost count of exactly how many
years that is! Which is actually pretty
lucky for you, I’d say!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my much more
handsome and much elder brother!

Wishing you but greatness on your
special day!
What could a guy like you who
already has it all possibly need
on his birthday?

Absolutely nothing, that’s what!

That would be why I didn’t get you
anything this year, my friend, and
definitely not because I just forgot!
I wanted to get you something pretty for
your birthday this year but seeing as nothing
even comes close to matching your beauty,
I just decided to buy you a mirror!

Happy birthday to you, beautiful one!
Happy birthday to my gorgeous wife!

In my eyes, you are more beautiful
now than when we first met. Although,
it's possible that with age my eyesight
has gotten worse since then!

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