Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Happy birthday, my dear friend!
I wanted to give you some words of
wisdom that will hopefully bring you
some comfort as you turn yet another
year older today, bestie.
So, just remember that no matter how
old you get, you will never truly age as
true beauty comes from within.
Which is pretty lucky for you I’d say, girl!
I wanted to give you some words of
wisdom that will hopefully bring you
some comfort as you turn yet another
year older today, bestie.
So, just remember that no matter how
old you get, you will never truly age as
true beauty comes from within.
Which is pretty lucky for you I’d say, girl!
Happy birthday to the only person
I’d choose to be stranded on a
desert island with!
Well, I wouldn’t ever choose to be
stranded anywhere, but if I had to
choose someone to be stranded
with it would obviously be you!
Happy birthday, bestie!
I’d choose to be stranded on a
desert island with!
Well, I wouldn’t ever choose to be
stranded anywhere, but if I had to
choose someone to be stranded
with it would obviously be you!
Happy birthday, bestie!
Wishing a happy birthday to the best teacher of all time!
If you could teach all of my classes, it would be a dream come true for me! Some students would probably get bored of you, but not me, I think you’re swell!
And no, I’m not being sarcastic! It’s all true, straight from the heart!
I hope you have a magnificent birthday today, teach!
If you could teach all of my classes, it would be a dream come true for me! Some students would probably get bored of you, but not me, I think you’re swell!
And no, I’m not being sarcastic! It’s all true, straight from the heart!
I hope you have a magnificent birthday today, teach!
There aren’t many teachers
like you left; most of the good
ones have retired already!
Happy birthday, teacher!
like you left; most of the good
ones have retired already!
Happy birthday, teacher!
Happy birthday to one of my dearest relatives! You might only be my cousin but to me, you will always be much more like an annoying younger sister!
On this day many years ago, the prodigy that is me entered the world!
Officially you’re my cousin, but my heart
says you’re my sister. Luckily for you, I
always listen to my heart!
Happy birthday to you, my dear. I
hope you have a truly wonderful time
celebrating your special day today!
says you’re my sister. Luckily for you, I
always listen to my heart!
Happy birthday to you, my dear. I
hope you have a truly wonderful time
celebrating your special day today!
I’m lucky to have a sister like you and
you’re lucky to have a brother like me.
We’re both pretty fortunate, really!
you’re lucky to have a brother like me.
We’re both pretty fortunate, really!
Remarkable, unbelievable, and unreal are all ways in which someone could describe something truly amazing but also, much like in your case, something totally bizarre!
Just kidding with you, buddy! I’m sending my best wishes to the birthday boy today!
Just kidding with you, buddy! I’m sending my best wishes to the birthday boy today!
Happy birthday to you, girl!
True friends know all of each other's
flaws and their deepest, darkest secrets
and yet continue to be friends anyway!
I’m truly grateful to have a great gal pal
and dear best friend like you!
True friends know all of each other's
flaws and their deepest, darkest secrets
and yet continue to be friends anyway!
I’m truly grateful to have a great gal pal
and dear best friend like you!
Happy birthday, my friend!
I can still remember when we were
just two kids without a care in the
world. Although that feels like a
million years ago now!
I can still remember when we were
just two kids without a care in the
world. Although that feels like a
million years ago now!
Happy birthday to my hubby!
Don’t let getting older get you down, just always remember that no matter how old you become, no matter how many wrinkles or gray hairs start to appear, at least you’ll always have a beautiful, gorgeous, young-looking wife by your side to make up for it!
Don’t let getting older get you down, just always remember that no matter how old you become, no matter how many wrinkles or gray hairs start to appear, at least you’ll always have a beautiful, gorgeous, young-looking wife by your side to make up for it!
Gosh darn it, I missed your birthday!
If it’s any consolation for you to know, I was having a wonderful time and just lost track of the days!
Hopefully I’ll be having less fun next year, then I might remember your birthday!
If it’s any consolation for you to know, I was having a wonderful time and just lost track of the days!
Hopefully I’ll be having less fun next year, then I might remember your birthday!
I was trying to come up with a reason
or some excuse for why I didn’t wish
you a happy birthday the other day,
but the truth is I simply forgot.
After all, you know what they say;
honesty is the best policy!
or some excuse for why I didn’t wish
you a happy birthday the other day,
but the truth is I simply forgot.
After all, you know what they say;
honesty is the best policy!
Happy birthday, pal! You know that I’m always looking out for your best interests, so just take care today when you’re trying to blow out the fireball on your cake!
