Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
There aren’t many teachers
like you left; most of the good
ones have retired already!
Happy birthday, teacher!
like you left; most of the good
ones have retired already!
Happy birthday, teacher!
On this day many years ago, the prodigy that is me entered the world!
I’m lucky to have a sister like you and
you’re lucky to have a brother like me.
We’re both pretty fortunate, really!
you’re lucky to have a brother like me.
We’re both pretty fortunate, really!
Remarkable, unbelievable, and unreal are all ways in which someone could describe something truly amazing but also, much like in your case, something totally bizarre!
Just kidding with you, buddy! I’m sending my best wishes to the birthday boy today!
Just kidding with you, buddy! I’m sending my best wishes to the birthday boy today!
Happy birthday to you, girl!
True friends know all of each other's
flaws and their deepest, darkest secrets
and yet continue to be friends anyway!
I’m truly grateful to have a great gal pal
and dear best friend like you!
True friends know all of each other's
flaws and their deepest, darkest secrets
and yet continue to be friends anyway!
I’m truly grateful to have a great gal pal
and dear best friend like you!
Happy birthday, my friend!
I can still remember when we were
just two kids without a care in the
world. Although that feels like a
million years ago now!
I can still remember when we were
just two kids without a care in the
world. Although that feels like a
million years ago now!
Happy birthday to my hubby!
Don’t let getting older get you down, just always remember that no matter how old you become, no matter how many wrinkles or gray hairs start to appear, at least you’ll always have a beautiful, gorgeous, young-looking wife by your side to make up for it!
Don’t let getting older get you down, just always remember that no matter how old you become, no matter how many wrinkles or gray hairs start to appear, at least you’ll always have a beautiful, gorgeous, young-looking wife by your side to make up for it!
Gosh darn it, I missed your birthday!
If it’s any consolation for you to know, I was having a wonderful time and just lost track of the days!
Hopefully I’ll be having less fun next year, then I might remember your birthday!
If it’s any consolation for you to know, I was having a wonderful time and just lost track of the days!
Hopefully I’ll be having less fun next year, then I might remember your birthday!
I was trying to come up with a reason
or some excuse for why I didn’t wish
you a happy birthday the other day,
but the truth is I simply forgot.
After all, you know what they say;
honesty is the best policy!
or some excuse for why I didn’t wish
you a happy birthday the other day,
but the truth is I simply forgot.
After all, you know what they say;
honesty is the best policy!
Happy birthday, pal! You know that I’m always looking out for your best interests, so just take care today when you’re trying to blow out the fireball on your cake!
How I got so lucky to end up with someone as beautiful as you I’ll never know, but I’m certainly not complaining about it! Happy birthday, sweetie.
Having a best friend like me is worth not one, but three! I hope you know just how fortunate you are to have me!
Happy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday, bestie!
At times you might be annoying
Sometimes you drive me mad
But you’ll always be my sister
And really, you’re not all bad!
I guess if I’m totally honest
I wouldn’t choose anyone else!
Happy birthday to you, sis!
Sometimes you drive me mad
But you’ll always be my sister
And really, you’re not all bad!
I guess if I’m totally honest
I wouldn’t choose anyone else!
Happy birthday to you, sis!
I’m pretty lucky to have a wife
like you but you’re so, so incredibly
lucky to have a husband like me!
Happy birthday, my sweetheart!
like you but you’re so, so incredibly
lucky to have a husband like me!
Happy birthday, my sweetheart!
I’ll admit that when we were
growing up together there
were times when I used to
think that you were the worst…
You’re still not perfect but hey,
you’re not far off!
Happy birthday to you today,
my near-perfect sister!
growing up together there
were times when I used to
think that you were the worst…
You’re still not perfect but hey,
you’re not far off!
Happy birthday to you today,
my near-perfect sister!
