Funny Birthday Wishes


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It’s my birthday!

If you didn’t already know, you do now!
The fact that you’re turning another year older simply makes me feel older than ever! Thanks a lot, little sis!
I understand that you’re probably feeling a little sensitive about your age today, sis, so I’ll be kind and refrain from making any age-related jokes!

Just remember, though, that tomorrow is another day and all bets are off!

Happy birthday to you today!
You might be another year older,
little brother, but you definitely don’t
look it and you certainly don’t act it!

You’ll be able to fool people with
your age for many years to come,
I’m sure of it!

Happy birthday from your forever
wise elder sister!
You are so much more to me than merely just an uncle. In fact, I’d say that you’re more like a grandfather to me on account of your age!

I’m just kidding with you! I hope you have a wonderful birthday today!
Today is the anniversary of the day
the most beautiful human entered
the world! Happy birthday!

I want you to know that I’m thinking
of you on your special day today,
and come to think of it, pretty much
every other day too!
Happy birthday, bestie!

We truly were made for each other and destined to be best friends, as I don’t know anyone else who would be able to handle us! We’re lucky to have each other, girl!
Happy birthday, girl!

Out of all the great gifts that you might
receive today, know that you already
have the best of them all: me!
If you’re wondering why everyone is being extra nice to you at work today, it’s only because they want a slice of your delicious birthday cake! Happy birthday!
May your birthday be just like the day you were born: with you screaming and everyone making a fuss of you!

Happy birthday, sis!
It hasn’t been an easy road, but I have finally perfected the art of being fabulous!
Happy birthday!

Someone as outstandingly beautiful as you should have a birthday that’s almost as stunning, too!

I say almost because nothing can come close to your remarkable beauty! 
Happy birthday! Another year brings the hard reality that you’re not getting any younger, hubby!

At least each year you’re getting closer to retirement and finally living the easy life!
Happy birthday, my lovely sister!

Don’t think of today as getting 
another year older, instead think 
of it as getting another year wiser.

And I mean let’s face it, you can 
use all the wisdom you can get!
My fondness for you grows at the same
rate that you do so the older you get,
the more adored you become!

Happy birthday, my dear!

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