Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Happy birthday, sis!
Over the years, we’ve kept many of
each other’s secrets safe but on your
special day this year, I propose that we
promise to keep the biggest secret of
all: our ages! I won’t tell anyone yours
if you don’t reveal mine!
Over the years, we’ve kept many of
each other’s secrets safe but on your
special day this year, I propose that we
promise to keep the biggest secret of
all: our ages! I won’t tell anyone yours
if you don’t reveal mine!
For better or for worse
Even if sometimes
You might annoy me
You’re the husband I want
Today, tomorrow, forever
You always have been
And you always will be!
I’m sending you birthday wishes
Filled with lots of love on your
Special day this year, my dear!
Even if sometimes
You might annoy me
You’re the husband I want
Today, tomorrow, forever
You always have been
And you always will be!
I’m sending you birthday wishes
Filled with lots of love on your
Special day this year, my dear!
Happy birthday to my particularly
smart girlfriend!
You were really clever choosing a
very mediocre looking boyfriend
like myself, because when I’m
standing next to you it just
exaggerates your beauty!
Not that you need me for that,
of course; you are incredibly
beautiful all by yourself!
Wishing you a lovely birthday filled
with the happiest of moments, my
stunningly beautiful girlfriend!
smart girlfriend!
You were really clever choosing a
very mediocre looking boyfriend
like myself, because when I’m
standing next to you it just
exaggerates your beauty!
Not that you need me for that,
of course; you are incredibly
beautiful all by yourself!
Wishing you a lovely birthday filled
with the happiest of moments, my
stunningly beautiful girlfriend!
Happy birthday to you, my dearest cousin!
Another year older and wiser, or I suppose
just older in your case!
Don’t worry, though! You still have many
years to come where you can learn from
me and gain some of my wisdom!
Another year older and wiser, or I suppose
just older in your case!
Don’t worry, though! You still have many
years to come where you can learn from
me and gain some of my wisdom!
Wishing you a very happy birthday, bestie!
My birthday promise to you today is that I’ll do everything in my power to conceal your real age!
My birthday promise to you today is that I’ll do everything in my power to conceal your real age!
Happy birthday, bro!
Like lots of little brothers you were
naughty, mischievous, cheeky, and
sometimes annoying growing up,
and I’m so glad to see that nothing
has changed since then!
May you never change, my dear
younger brother!
Like lots of little brothers you were
naughty, mischievous, cheeky, and
sometimes annoying growing up,
and I’m so glad to see that nothing
has changed since then!
May you never change, my dear
younger brother!
Today is my birthday, which means I’m a whole year more incredible!
Happy birthday to one of my best friends!
We’ve been buddies for so long and made it this far, so I guess I’m stuck with you for life now!
We’ve been buddies for so long and made it this far, so I guess I’m stuck with you for life now!
Happy birthday to my wonderful wife:
my one and only, the love of my life!
I could never forget your birthday,
my love. After all, it wouldn’t be
worth the repercussions!
my one and only, the love of my life!
I could never forget your birthday,
my love. After all, it wouldn’t be
worth the repercussions!
Some friends come and go
But in you, I always know
Like glue, you’ll stick around
A true friendship we have found!
Happy birthday, bestie!
But in you, I always know
Like glue, you’ll stick around
A true friendship we have found!
Happy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday to my cute, crazy, and
forever fabulous sister! You’re a girl I’m
almost always glad to have as my sister!
forever fabulous sister! You’re a girl I’m
almost always glad to have as my sister!
I’m not one for holding onto things,
but if you recall my last birthday you
were late in wishing me well, so…
I’m just returning the favour!
Happy belated birthday!
but if you recall my last birthday you
were late in wishing me well, so…
I’m just returning the favour!
Happy belated birthday!
Every year that your birthday comes around I have to pause for a moment and think about whether it’s actually your birthday or mine, as I’m the lucky one because you are the most beautiful gift I could have ever received!
In fact, every day with you is like a birthday for me! Happy birthday, my gorgeous girl!
In fact, every day with you is like a birthday for me! Happy birthday, my gorgeous girl!
We must be soulmates because nobody else gets me like you do! I hope you have the most fantastic birthday today, my dear!
Today I’ll be fulfilling my birthday duty
of eating more cake than should be
humanly possible!
of eating more cake than should be
humanly possible!
