Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, sister!

Today is your very special day
It’s your time to rejoice and gloat
In the fact you’ve been fabulous
For longer than I can quote!
Seeing in a new year of my life with these wonderful weirdos! Cheers!
Everyone’s youth must come to an end at some point, and it looks like this birthday marks the end of yours! It was fun while it lasted, bro! 😜
Happy birthday, bestie! I might be laughing now that you’ve just turned another year older, but I won’t be laughing when it’s my turn next!
Happy birthday to my beautiful boyfriend who is everything I’ve ever wanted in a boyfriend and more! You’re definitely extra and something very special and unique, my love!
Happy birthday to my old man, literally!

You’re getting older with each passing year,
my dear husband. Don’t worry, though, it
happens to the best of us eventually!

Enjoy this birthday and however many
more you have left!
Happy birthday, my dear cousin! Congratulations on still maintaining your youthful looks despite the many, many, many years that are against you!
Whenever anyone says they wish
they had a sister, I tell them that
they’re welcome to have mine!

I’d never get rid of you that easily
though, sis! Happy birthday!
I was thinking that this year on your special day, I wanted to step up my gift game and get you something truly spectacular!

I knew it had to be something that would make you smile all the time and something you could treasure for many years to come, which is when I realized that you already have me!

Happy birthday, girl! 
When you close your eyes and blow out
the candles on your birthday cake today,
sis, I know you’ll be wishing for one thing
and one thing only: to be younger!

How do I know this? Because it’s what
we all wish for, of course!

Happy birthday, my dear sister!
Happy birthday, bestie!

Always remember that age is just a
number, girl. It just so happens that
in your case it’s quickly becoming
a pretty high number! 

I wouldn’t stress about it, though.
The best gift a person can receive
is another year of life!
I wanted to get something extraordinary 
and particularly special for a cousin 
who is more like a sister to me, 
but then I realized something:
You already have all of that in me!

I hope your birthday is as wonderful and 
as meaningful as you are to me, my dear! 
Wishing a very happy birthday to you!
Wishing you a very happy birthday, big bro!

Don’t feel down when people mistake you for my father rather than for my elder brother, they can obviously just sense how wise and mature you are!

It has nothing to do with the fact that you look about a million years old!

I hope you have a really great day, my dear elder brother!
There’s no point in being annoyed or
dwelling over the fact that I forgot your
birthday; it’s in the past now!

Happy belated birthday, my friend!
Happy birthday to the most beautiful, gorgeous, and stunning woman in the world: my girlfriend! Let’s celebrate those good looks before they start to fade!

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