Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

The older you get, the wiser and smarter you become… is the case for most people.

You always did stand out from the crowd when you were younger, bro, and I’m glad to see that you’re no different now!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, bestie! Simply knowing somebody as fabulous as me should be the only gift you need on your birthday!
Who needs lots of different friends
when I have a best friend like you!
To me, you’re worth a thousand
friends, bestie!
Happy birthday, honey! I’ve got the fire department on standby this year on account of the fire hazard that is your birthday cake!
Happy birthday, best friend!

It is amazing the number of years we have known each other.

Why have we put up with each other for so long? Do you think it’s because we like each other? Nope, it’s quite simple, we just know too many of each other’s secrets.

Have a fantastic day!
Happy birthday to my much more
handsome and much elder brother!

Wishing you but greatness on your
special day!
I might have forgotten to get you a birthday
present, but at least I didn’t forget your
actual birthday!

So, please accept these words and warm
wishes as your gift this year! Wishing you
a very happy birthday, little brother!
Happy birthday, my handsome hubby!

Of course I know I’m blessed to have a husband like you, but really you’re the lucky one to have bagged a wife like me when you did because just like a bottle of fine wine, I only improve with age!

So really it’s only right that you treasure and appreciate me more and more with each passing year!
Happy birthday, teacher!

I think that for your birthday this year, you should postpone all homework and any planned exams for a while…

I mean, surely you don’t want to be grading papers around your birthday!

You should just relax and not worry about setting any work that’s too taxing or strenuous! I’ve checked with my fellow classmates and none of us mind at all!

Enjoy your relaxing and stress-free birthday this year, teach!
A wonderful girlfriend and a beautiful girl like you deserves a gift that’s equally as beautiful, but seeing as nothing can even come close to your beauty, I wasn’t able to get you anything for your birthday!

You’re simply too gorgeous to shop for!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
Happy birthday to my dashing
elder brother!

Good looks must run in the
family because, well, look at us!
Happy birthday, my gorgeous girlfriend!

Today is that one special day of the year that you’ll find me being romantic, so I hope you savor it and make the most of it!
Happy birthday to the second
most beautiful person in the
world after me, of course!
What could a guy like you who
already has it all possibly need
on his birthday?

Absolutely nothing, that’s what!

That would be why I didn’t get you
anything this year, my friend, and
definitely not because I just forgot!
Brother, if ever there was a time
to cut you some slack it would have to
be on your birthday! You can consider
that my gift to you this year!

Happy birthday!
 

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