Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

I was trying to come up with a reason
or some excuse for why I didn’t wish
you a happy birthday the other day,
but the truth is I simply forgot.

After all, you know what they say;
honesty is the best policy!
Happy birthday, pal! You know that I’m always looking out for your best interests, so just take care today when you’re trying to blow out the fireball on your cake!
At times you might be annoying
Sometimes you drive me mad
But you’ll always be my sister
And really, you’re not all bad!

I guess if I’m totally honest
I wouldn’t choose anyone else!

Happy birthday to you, sis!
Had I known forgetting your birthday would’ve caused so much trouble I’d have tried harder to remember it! I definitely won’t miss another one, that’s for sure!

Happy belated birthday!
Happy birthday to you, cousin!

Of course, one of the best things about
your birthday is getting gifts, but really
what better gift is there than a cousin
like me who is just as special and
important as a brother!
Fact: I am not as young as I once was!
It might surprise you to learn that I haven’t always been so enthusiastic about school, but you changed my whole view!

You’re more than a teacher; you’re a miracle worker!
The years are really starting to stack up
now, uncle! Never mind, just remember
that you’re only ever as old as you feel!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, dear sister!

What better gift is there than a 
sweet, thoughtful, and touching 
birthday message written from 
the heart? Something so truly 
sentimental that money simply 
cannot buy.

Okay, yeah, you guessed it…
I forgot to get you a gift!
On your birthday, I wanted to tell you how
amazing and perfect you are, and that I
would never want you to change even one
single thing about yourself.

But then I remembered how annoying you
can be sometimes, so maybe you could
just change that?

Happy birthday, my gorgeous guy!
Happy birthday, bro!

You deserve a very big and extra special gift on your birthday for surviving another year of putting up with an annoying sister like me! 
Close your eyes and think of the thing that your heart most desires. Then when you open them, the thing you most desire will be right in front of you: ME!

Happy birthday, my love! ❤️
I may be late for meeting most other
deadlines, but I’d never be late in
wishing you a happy birthday!

Have a great birthday, teacher!
As far as elder brothers go, you’re
alright I guess!

I mean, don’t let that go to your head,
it’s not like you’d win any awards for
the ultimate brother or anything!

I hope you have a truly wonderful
birthday this year, bro!
As best friends we took a vow some time ago to always be honest with each other, so if I’m being totally truthful with you today I have to confess that I’m mainly here for the cake!

Happy birthday, bestie!

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