Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Happy birthday, cuz! Sometimes I forget that you’re my cousin, as you’re much more like an annoying little brother!
Today’s all about me, which isn’t much different to any other day really!
I’m laughing at the fact that you’ve
just turned another year older today,
brother, but I’m sure I won’t be
laughing when it’s my turn next!
Happy birthday!
just turned another year older today,
brother, but I’m sure I won’t be
laughing when it’s my turn next!
Happy birthday!
It’s amazing how after all these years you still aren’t showing your age, uncle! It’s equally amazing that you haven’t started to act your age yet, either!
I’m not complaining, though! I probably couldn’t have an uncle who’s more fun than you!
Happy birthday to you!
I’m not complaining, though! I probably couldn’t have an uncle who’s more fun than you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you, bestie!
You are a girl who has the power
to do anything you wish for in life
and be anything you want to be.
Unless of course the thing you wish
to be is younger, because even you
couldn’t make that happen!
You are a girl who has the power
to do anything you wish for in life
and be anything you want to be.
Unless of course the thing you wish
to be is younger, because even you
couldn’t make that happen!
Happy birthday, bestie!
I don’t know that we would be
buddies now had we not been
such good friends when we
were younger.
You’re far too cool for me now!
I don’t know that we would be
buddies now had we not been
such good friends when we
were younger.
You’re far too cool for me now!
I know that turning another year older might make you a little emotional and you might even want to cry, but it’s not all that bad… just think of the positives, like the fact that you have an amazing girlfriend to comfort you in your time of need!
Happy birthday, my dear friend!
You know some people are like great wines, as time passes they acquire a more complex taste, a fuller body and are greatly desired.
And you know other people are like mature cheeses, despite looking older and developing a more intense smell, there are many people yearning for them.
But you, my friend, all these years have made you complex and given you a fuller body like a great wine, but also, like great cheese, you look older and have an intense smell, and no one really seems to be interested in you.
So, I guess you're stuck with me!
You know some people are like great wines, as time passes they acquire a more complex taste, a fuller body and are greatly desired.
And you know other people are like mature cheeses, despite looking older and developing a more intense smell, there are many people yearning for them.
But you, my friend, all these years have made you complex and given you a fuller body like a great wine, but also, like great cheese, you look older and have an intense smell, and no one really seems to be interested in you.
So, I guess you're stuck with me!
Happy birthday to the most caring teacher!
It’s no surprise that some students
accidentally call you mom because
you’re a great mentor and guide!
Thank you for all of your care, and all
the support and attention you give to
each and every one of us!
We hope you have a fantastic birthday!
It’s no surprise that some students
accidentally call you mom because
you’re a great mentor and guide!
Thank you for all of your care, and all
the support and attention you give to
each and every one of us!
We hope you have a fantastic birthday!
Happy birthday, my lovely!
Don’t be offended if people start buying you anti-ageing products as birthday gifts - they just want your youthful looks to last forever!
Just make sure they include a gift receipt so that you can exchange them for something better!
Don’t be offended if people start buying you anti-ageing products as birthday gifts - they just want your youthful looks to last forever!
Just make sure they include a gift receipt so that you can exchange them for something better!
I was going to plan you a surprise party, but then I reconsidered as it could quite easily give you a heart attack at your age!
Happy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday, bestie!
I won’t say you are old, but on your last birthday, the light from your candles was so intense that scientists were drawn there because they thought there was an aurora borealis occurring in your living room.
Have a magical birthday, my friend!
Have a magical birthday, my friend!
I never would have imagined that the person who tormented me the most as a kid would grow up to be my best buddy!
Happy birthday, my dear elder bro!
Happy birthday, my dear elder bro!
You’re worth the effort, and boy,
are you a lot of effort!
Being your girlfriend requires lots
of patience, determination, courage
and perseverance.
Luckily, you have a wonderful girlfriend
with all of these great qualities!
I hope that you have an amazing day,
my love! Happy birthday!
are you a lot of effort!
Being your girlfriend requires lots
of patience, determination, courage
and perseverance.
Luckily, you have a wonderful girlfriend
with all of these great qualities!
I hope that you have an amazing day,
my love! Happy birthday!
I really wanted to plan a surprise party
for you today, girl, but thought better
of it given your delicate age!
Happy birthday to you!
for you today, girl, but thought better
of it given your delicate age!
Happy birthday to you!
