Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday to my beautiful boyfriend who is everything I’ve ever wanted in a boyfriend and more! You’re definitely extra and something very special and unique, my love!
Happy birthday to my old man, literally!

You’re getting older with each passing year,
my dear husband. Don’t worry, though, it
happens to the best of us eventually!

Enjoy this birthday and however many
more you have left!
Happy birthday, bestie!

Always remember that age is just a
number, girl. It just so happens that
in your case it’s quickly becoming
a pretty high number! 

I wouldn’t stress about it, though.
The best gift a person can receive
is another year of life!
I’m so sorry, I thought your
birthday was today!

Oh well, look on the bright side:
it looks like you’re going to be
enjoying two cakes this year
instead of just one!

I’m sending you the best belated
birthday wishes possible, my friend!
I always thought that I was the weird one, 
but having a crazy best friend like you 
makes me feel somewhat normal! 

Best wishes to you on your special day, girl!
Another year has passed us by, dear uncle, and you continue to be living proof that you don’t necessarily become any wiser the older you get!

That’s okay, though! You don’t need to become any wiser because you’re already wise enough!

Happy birthday!
When you close your eyes and blow out
the candles on your birthday cake today,
sis, I know you’ll be wishing for one thing
and one thing only: to be younger!

How do I know this? Because it’s what
we all wish for, of course!

Happy birthday, my dear sister!
Happy birthday, my dear cousin! Congratulations on still maintaining your youthful looks despite the many, many, many years that are against you!
Whenever anyone says they wish
they had a sister, I tell them that
they’re welcome to have mine!

I’d never get rid of you that easily
though, sis! Happy birthday!
I was thinking that this year on your special day, I wanted to step up my gift game and get you something truly spectacular!

I knew it had to be something that would make you smile all the time and something you could treasure for many years to come, which is when I realized that you already have me!

Happy birthday, girl! 
Happy birthday to my sister who
only gets more beautiful with age!

May you continue to defy mother 
nature for many more years to come!
Wishing you a very happy birthday, big bro!

Don’t feel down when people mistake you for my father rather than for my elder brother, they can obviously just sense how wise and mature you are!

It has nothing to do with the fact that you look about a million years old!

I hope you have a really great day, my dear elder brother!
So you’ve finally heard from the rest,
Now it’s time to hear from the best! 
 
Happy belated birthday from me!
There’s no point in being annoyed or
dwelling over the fact that I forgot your
birthday; it’s in the past now!

Happy belated birthday, my friend!
A friend like you
Is hard to find
You truly are
One of a kind!

Happy birthday,
Buddy!

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