Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Don’t worry about wrinkles or laughter lines, my friend! They’re just the mark of a life well-lived!

Sending all my love to you on your special day today!
Are you even real? I have to ask because you just seem too good to be true!

Happy birthday to you today, my dear!
If you keep having birthdays at this rate you’ll be old in no time, buddy! Perhaps we should skip the next one!

Wishing you all the best, my friend!
You might be another year older,
little brother, but you definitely don’t
look it and you certainly don’t act it!

You’ll be able to fool people with
your age for many years to come,
I’m sure of it!

Happy birthday from your forever
wise elder sister!
Happy birthday, cousin!

Your birthday is the perfect opportunity for me to remind you that you’re getting older! Perhaps on one of these birthdays, you’ll start getting wiser too!
Happy birthday, old man! I hope you can read this message, since you are starting to lose your sight. I would have called you, but your hearing is even worse.

I don’t know how you can even get up in the morning. You are lucky to have a great friend like me to help you along.

Have a great birthday and enjoy whatever years remain!
If ageing was a competition, bro, you’d be getting pretty high up on the leaderboard right about now! Happy birthday, old man!
Happy birthday, my dear elder sibling!

Those grey hairs are certainly giving the
impression that there’s a lot of wisdom
in there! Oh, if only that were true!
We might have fought and argued as kids but as it turns out, you’re not half as bad as I once thought!

Happy birthday to you, sis!
It’s a sure sign that you’re getting old
when the candle to frosting ratio on
your birthday cake is equal, uncle!

Happy birthday to you!
Uncle, it seems that much like a fine
wine you become more full-bodied as
you age, yet unlike aged cheese, you
never seem to mature!

Happy birthday!
It’s only right that I thank you for having a birthday today, my friend, because as you know I love any excuse for a party!

All the best, buddy!
Happy birthday, little sis!

I don’t wish to take the spotlight off you on your special day today, but you should know that I already have the greatest gift ever.

That’s because simply having a small sister like you is the best gift I could wish for!
You were born before me
And that’s easy to see
For the wrinkles on your face
Are not out of place!

Happy birthday, bro!
You’re so incredibly important
to me that I can’t imagine I would
ever forget your birthday but if I did,
it would definitely only happen once
because I’d never hear the end of it!

Happy birthday to you today, my
beautiful one!

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