Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
I wanted to get you something special for your birthday this year as you deserve only the very best, my friend!
However, as I couldn’t find a gift that was good enough for such a loyal and longtime friend such as yourself, I didn’t get you anything at all!
Happy birthday anyway!
However, as I couldn’t find a gift that was good enough for such a loyal and longtime friend such as yourself, I didn’t get you anything at all!
Happy birthday anyway!
I’ve always looked up to you, sis.
When we were younger it was simply because you were taller than me so I didn’t have a choice, but now it’s because I actually respect and admire you!
Happy birthday to you today.
When we were younger it was simply because you were taller than me so I didn’t have a choice, but now it’s because I actually respect and admire you!
Happy birthday to you today.
Boyfriend,
On your special day of all,
I don’t want to make you cry
But another year has gone
It’s time to say goodbye!
Happy birthday, my love!
On your special day of all,
I don’t want to make you cry
But another year has gone
It’s time to say goodbye!
Happy birthday, my love!
Happy birthday to a dear friend of
mine who I’ll never get tired of!
Or rather, I should say that as we’ve
been friends for this long it would be
a shame to throw that all away now!
mine who I’ll never get tired of!
Or rather, I should say that as we’ve
been friends for this long it would be
a shame to throw that all away now!
As my younger brother you might get
to make fun of me for being older than
you, but just remember that every year
my cake will always be bigger than yours
because it needs to hold more candles!
Now who’s laughing, bro!
to make fun of me for being older than
you, but just remember that every year
my cake will always be bigger than yours
because it needs to hold more candles!
Now who’s laughing, bro!
Happy birthday to you!
How is it that each year you get older, yet you become more and more beautiful, little sis!
Well, I’ll tell you why… It’s because you’re related to me! It runs in the family, my super gorgeous sister!
How is it that each year you get older, yet you become more and more beautiful, little sis!
Well, I’ll tell you why… It’s because you’re related to me! It runs in the family, my super gorgeous sister!
Turning another year older doesn’t
have to be all doom and gloom!
Sure, you’re not getting any younger
but look on the positive side: you’re
a year closer to retirement!
Think of all the good times we’ll be
able to have with all that free time!
have to be all doom and gloom!
Sure, you’re not getting any younger
but look on the positive side: you’re
a year closer to retirement!
Think of all the good times we’ll be
able to have with all that free time!
Happy birthday, little sister!
I was going to make a joke about how you’re getting older, but that immediately backfires as I’m always going to be older than you! At least we can make fun of each other as we grow old together!
I was going to make a joke about how you’re getting older, but that immediately backfires as I’m always going to be older than you! At least we can make fun of each other as we grow old together!
Today is the day we celebrate the birthday of my best friend! You are such an amazing person, a spectacular human being, the noblest of all the nobles and a super mega friend.
So to celebrate this day I thought I would give you an equally great, amazing, super, fantastic and mega gift. I began wondering what such a gift should be. Perhaps a big parade with floats and a marching band or maybe have fireworks spell out your name in the sky. Whatever the gift would be, it would have to be something spectacular, amazing and awesome. But then I realized you don’t need all that, as you already have me!
May your birthday be filled with laughter!
So to celebrate this day I thought I would give you an equally great, amazing, super, fantastic and mega gift. I began wondering what such a gift should be. Perhaps a big parade with floats and a marching band or maybe have fireworks spell out your name in the sky. Whatever the gift would be, it would have to be something spectacular, amazing and awesome. But then I realized you don’t need all that, as you already have me!
May your birthday be filled with laughter!
Happy birthday, my man! Seeing as I’m the best friend around, I’ll hold back on the jokes about how old you’re getting on your birthday this year!
Of course I think you’re beautiful, my handsome husband, but if beauty is in the eye of the beholder then surely that means I’m beautiful too! I guess that’s why we make such a beautiful pair!
Happy birthday, hubby!
Happy birthday, hubby!
Today’s a very special day as it’s the
Birthday of someone super special!
Happy birthday to you, cousin!
A cousin, best friend, and brother
Who means so much to me
Deserves many wonderful gifts
Not just one, not two, but three!
Birthday of someone super special!
Happy birthday to you, cousin!
A cousin, best friend, and brother
Who means so much to me
Deserves many wonderful gifts
Not just one, not two, but three!
Happy birthday, uncle!
I’ve learned so much from you, although
not every lesson you've taught me might
be considered appropriate or useful!
I’ve learned so much from you, although
not every lesson you've taught me might
be considered appropriate or useful!
Take a really deep breath, cousin, because you’re going to need all the air in your lungs to blow out so many candles today!
Happy birthday to you, my dear!
Happy birthday to you, my dear!
