Funny Birthday Wishes


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Getting as old as you are can’t be easy,
buddy! Luckily for you, when your legs
start to give way at least you’ll still have
a great friend like me that you can lean
on for support!

Happy birthday to you!
Since it’s your birthday today, little bro, I’ll let you have the spotlight. After all, it must be annoying having an amazing older sibling who usually gets all the attention!
Happy birthday, dear sister!

We used to fight, squabble, and argue, we would laugh together and make fun of each other. Actually, come to think about it, not a lot has changed really, little sis!
Happy birthday, bestie!

I like to think that as I was such a great influence on you growing up, I’ve contributed to the wonderful person you are today! You’re welcome!
Happy birthday, little sis!

I hope your birthday is equal parts
crazy and fabulous, just like you!
Wow, sis, you’ve had so many birthdays now that I’m starting to lose count!

What’s worse is that I’m older than you, so what does that say about me! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my dear elder sis!

Getting older isn’t all doom and gloom! For example, with each birthday that passes by you’re getting ever-closer to becoming a senior citizen and enjoying all of the old person perks that come with it!
Happy birthday to you, my friend!

We sure did have some great times together as kids, but we have even better times now that we’re older! I guess a lot of things get better on their own and improve with age!
It’s no secret that we all wish we were younger, but I hope for your sake that wish comes true for you! You need it more than most, sis!

May you have a truly wonderful birthday and a calm year ahead!
There’s a reason why brother and bother are almost spelt the same… Because in reality there’s very little difference between them!

Happy birthday, bro!
Happy birthday to my brother who I wouldn’t change for any other! You’re so close to perfect that I can’t imagine there’s another brother much better than you out there!
Happy birthday to my cousin
who never seems to age! It’s
probably down to the fact that
he’s never truly grown up!
A husband like you
There are simply very few
But whether that’s a good thing
I’ll have to leave it up to you!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday from the person
who endures all of your jokes,
yet chose to marry you anyway!
I must truly love you a lot!

Enjoy your special day, hubby!
You can’t stop getting older, little sis,
so your only hope is that you grow old
gracefully like me! Happy birthday to you!

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