Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, uncle!

I’ve learned so much from you, although
not every lesson you've taught me might
be considered appropriate or useful!
It’s only right that I thank you for having a birthday today, my friend, because as you know I love any excuse for a party!

All the best, buddy!
Happy birthday, little sis!

I don’t wish to take the spotlight off you on your special day today, but you should know that I already have the greatest gift ever.

That’s because simply having a small sister like you is the best gift I could wish for!
Your birthday is just one more
opportunity for me to remind
you that you’re older than
me and always will be!

Thank you for that, sis!
I’ve got a tiny secret to share with you today, which is that I think you’re absolutely gorgeous! You probably already knew that, anyway! Happy birthday to you!
Today is kind of a big deal as it’s the birthday of my dear elder brother! I’ll never get tired of seeing you turn older than me every year!
Don’t worry about wrinkles or laughter lines, my friend! They’re just the mark of a life well-lived!

Sending all my love to you on your special day today!
You were born before me
And that’s easy to see
For the wrinkles on your face
Are not out of place!

Happy birthday, bro!
You’re so incredibly important
to me that I can’t imagine I would
ever forget your birthday but if I did,
it would definitely only happen once
because I’d never hear the end of it!

Happy birthday to you today, my
beautiful one!
It’s no secret that you’re getting older,
sis, but that doesn’t mean we have to
reveal exactly how old that is!

Just remember, the bigger that number
gets the more you owe me for keeping
things quiet!

I’ll always have your back, my dear sister!
Happy birthday!
Growing up we might have fought
We’d annoy each other non-stop
We got on each other’s nerves
For any other sibling I’d swap.

But I’ve grown to learn I’m very lucky
As baby sisters like you there are few
And deep down the truth is that 
I’d never trade a sister like you!

Happy birthday, my dear sister!
I won’t make any age-related jokes on your birthday this year, bro, because I genuinely feel sorry for you! Chin up, old man!
Happy birthday, my beautiful bestie!

I’m so lucky to have found a hilarious and quirky friend like you to add a bit of light and laughter to my days! Everybody needs a little bit of crazy in their life!
Happy birthday to my brother from another mother: my dear cousin! I hope your special day is an awesome one this year!
I’m lucky to have a sister like you and
you’re lucky to have a brother like me.
We’re both pretty fortunate, really!

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