Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
There aren’t many teachers
like you left; most of the good
ones have retired already!
Happy birthday, teacher!
like you left; most of the good
ones have retired already!
Happy birthday, teacher!
If you’re wondering why your cake is starting to sag, it’s because it can’t take the weight of all those candles on top of it! Happy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday, my lovely!
Don’t be offended if people start buying you anti-ageing products as birthday gifts - they just want your youthful looks to last forever!
Just make sure they include a gift receipt so that you can exchange them for something better!
Don’t be offended if people start buying you anti-ageing products as birthday gifts - they just want your youthful looks to last forever!
Just make sure they include a gift receipt so that you can exchange them for something better!
Happy birthday, old man! I hope you can read this message, since you are starting to lose your sight. I would have called you, but your hearing is even worse.
I don’t know how you can even get up in the morning. You are lucky to have a great friend like me to help you along.
Have a great birthday and enjoy whatever years remain!
I don’t know how you can even get up in the morning. You are lucky to have a great friend like me to help you along.
Have a great birthday and enjoy whatever years remain!
Happy birthday to you today, bud!
What more could you possibly want on your special day other than true friendship and a great time!
Well, seeing as I offer both of those things you can consider that your gift this year!
What more could you possibly want on your special day other than true friendship and a great time!
Well, seeing as I offer both of those things you can consider that your gift this year!
Happy birthday, sis!
Remember, today is your special
day and it’s all about you!
Come to think of it, so is every
other day actually!
Remember, today is your special
day and it’s all about you!
Come to think of it, so is every
other day actually!
I thought about trying and having a go at baking your birthday cake myself this year, but I quickly changed my mind because it seemed like a lot of effort!
I hope you like generic store-bought cake!
Happy birthday, buddy!
I hope you like generic store-bought cake!
Happy birthday, buddy!
The years are really starting to stack up
now, uncle! Never mind, just remember
that you’re only ever as old as you feel!
Happy birthday!
now, uncle! Never mind, just remember
that you’re only ever as old as you feel!
Happy birthday!
You are so old that your hair colour can be bought in the supermarket. I wish you a great birthday, my friend!
Happy birthday to my fun uncle!
I think the reason we get along so well
is largely due to the fact that you never
grew up! That’s lucky for me!
I think the reason we get along so well
is largely due to the fact that you never
grew up! That’s lucky for me!
Happy birthday to my favourite husband!
There are lots of good things that come
with age, but the very best part of getting
older is that each year the cake has to get
bigger to accommodate the extra candles!
There are lots of good things that come
with age, but the very best part of getting
older is that each year the cake has to get
bigger to accommodate the extra candles!
Happy birthday to my closest with the mostest! I mean, just having me as a best friend your entire life is everything you could possibly need!
I hate to be the one to tell you, cuz, but good looks don’t last forever! At least you had a good run!
Happy birthday to you today!
Happy birthday to you today!
If I told you that you’re the second most beautiful person in the world I’m sure you would agree, because as we both know the first and foremost is obviously me!
Happy birthday to you today, my handsome man!
Happy birthday to you today, my handsome man!
It’s your special day today, birthday boy! Just don’t let all of the attention go to your head because after today that attention won’t hang around for long!
Happy birthday and best wishes to you today, my dear best friend!
Happy birthday and best wishes to you today, my dear best friend!
