As your elder sibling, it’s my duty to boss you around and act as though you’re always bothering me but seeing as today is your special day I’ll give you a break!
Sometimes I forget that you’re my cousin since to me, you’re so much more like a brother. I guess it’s because you mean so much to me, plus you annoy me more than any other!
I mean, surely with the daily battle you face in dealing with some of the kids in this school, you must have some kind of superpower to keep your cool!