Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
I’m not saying you are old, but your early years are now on the History Channel. Have an amazing birthday, old friend!
We must be soulmates because nobody else gets me like you do! I hope you have the most fantastic birthday today, my dear!
Each year that you get older,
It always amazes me how you
Haven’t grown tired of me yet!
I’m so very lucky to have found
A truly wonderful wife like you
Who is still willing to put up
With all the silly things I do!
You have the patience of a saint,
My love! Happy birthday to you!
It always amazes me how you
Haven’t grown tired of me yet!
I’m so very lucky to have found
A truly wonderful wife like you
Who is still willing to put up
With all the silly things I do!
You have the patience of a saint,
My love! Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to the world’s best wife, from the world’s most wonderful husband! Together, we truly make a dream team, my love!
Today I’ll be fulfilling my birthday duty
of eating more cake than should be
humanly possible!
of eating more cake than should be
humanly possible!
May your cake be sweet and your birthday wishes even sweeter, but remember that the sweetest thing of all is your amazingly gorgeous girlfriend!
Have an incredible day and enjoy lots of big birthday kisses from your incredible missus!
Have an incredible day and enjoy lots of big birthday kisses from your incredible missus!
Happy birthday, little bro!
I’m happy for you that it’s your birthday,
but I’m sad it’s not mine! You know I love
the attention and getting lots of gifts!
I’m happy for you that it’s your birthday,
but I’m sad it’s not mine! You know I love
the attention and getting lots of gifts!
A wonderful girlfriend and a beautiful girl like you deserves a gift that’s equally as beautiful, but seeing as nothing can even come close to your beauty, I wasn’t able to get you anything for your birthday!
You’re simply too gorgeous to shop for!
Happy birthday, sweetie!
You’re simply too gorgeous to shop for!
Happy birthday, sweetie!
I might not tell you often,
but you mean more to me
than you’ll ever know,
because even when you’re
being annoying, you’ll
always be my little bro!
Happy birthday!
but you mean more to me
than you’ll ever know,
because even when you’re
being annoying, you’ll
always be my little bro!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my favorite girl and a super sweet lover like no other! You never fail to put a great big smile upon my face!
You’re so incredibly important
to me that I can’t imagine I would
ever forget your birthday but if I did,
it would definitely only happen once
because I’d never hear the end of it!
Happy birthday to you today, my
beautiful one!
to me that I can’t imagine I would
ever forget your birthday but if I did,
it would definitely only happen once
because I’d never hear the end of it!
Happy birthday to you today, my
beautiful one!
I meant to say this to you earlier but...
happy birthday, my friend!
You know me, I’m renowned for being
fashionably late! What can I say?
I'm hoping that your special day was a
great and memorable one, anyway!
happy birthday, my friend!
You know me, I’m renowned for being
fashionably late! What can I say?
I'm hoping that your special day was a
great and memorable one, anyway!
Happy birthday to my dear elder
brother who is always there - always
there to annoy me!
I can always count on you to wind
me up and irritate me to no end, so
thanks for that.
In truth, though, I wouldn’t have it
any other way. I couldn’t be without
you, bro!
I hope you have a great day and I’ll
do everything I can to antagonize
you in return!
brother who is always there - always
there to annoy me!
I can always count on you to wind
me up and irritate me to no end, so
thanks for that.
In truth, though, I wouldn’t have it
any other way. I couldn’t be without
you, bro!
I hope you have a great day and I’ll
do everything I can to antagonize
you in return!
Happy birthday, sis!
The years might not be on your
side, but I always will be!
I’ll be there for you no matter how
old, gray, and wrinkly you get!
The years might not be on your
side, but I always will be!
I’ll be there for you no matter how
old, gray, and wrinkly you get!
