Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, bestie!

We truly were made for each other and destined to be best friends, as I don’t know anyone else who would be able to handle us! We’re lucky to have each other, girl!
Happy birthday, bestie!

I don’t know that we would be 
buddies now had we not been 
such good friends when we 
were younger. 

You’re far too cool for me now!
I’m glad you were there to witness the discovery of fire. You will need it to light all of those candles later. Happy birthday, friend!
Happy birthday, honey!

I always thought you’d get more handsome with age and luckily for me I was right!
Happy birthday, cousin!

Your birthday is the perfect opportunity for me to remind you that you’re getting older! Perhaps on one of these birthdays, you’ll start getting wiser too!
I have decided that you don’t
need any candles on your
birthday cake this year, my love.

I mean, what else could you
possibly wish for other than
having an amazing girlfriend,
which you already have!

Happy birthday, my lucky man!
Happy birthday to a teacher who is part
of the furniture!

I’m not being flippant, but my parents
remember when you were a teacher
during their attendance at my school!

Good on you for sticking with it and
persevering through all these years,
especially when you have to put up
with cheeky students like me!

Enjoy your well-deserved special day!
Happy birthday, big bro!

I know that we may fight and
argue sometimes and, although
I wouldn’t know, it surely can’t
be easy to always lose the battle!

So, for your gift this year, I’ll let
you win the next one, for once!
Happy birthday, old man!

If there was ever any doubt as to who’s older out of the two of us, well, your wrinkles say it all now!
Happy birthday to my dear best friend
who is almost as fabulous as me!
Don’t worry, girl, a few more years and
you’ll get there too!

I’m sending you lots of love and wishing
you the best on your special day, bestie!
Wow, another birthday already, cousin?
With all these years behind you now,
perhaps you’ll finally start to grow up soon!

I’m just kidding with you! I wouldn’t change
your fun and playful personality for the
world! Happy birthday to you!
I thought teachers were supposed to
be boring, but you break the mould!

Happy birthday to the coolest teacher!
I was going to buy you hair dye
this year, bro, but what’s the point
when you’ll soon be balding anyway!

Have a great birthday, my dear
elder brother!
Happy birthday to my fun uncle!

I’m wishing for many more years of being delighted by your witty remarks and watching you laugh at your own dad jokes!
Happy birthday, my dear elder sibling!

Those grey hairs are certainly giving the
impression that there’s a lot of wisdom
in there! Oh, if only that were true!

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