Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Having a brother like you is worth two! You’re just as much effort to handle as a pair of siblings, but you’re worth the work, bro!
Happy birthday to the only person
I’d choose to be stranded on a
desert island with!
Well, I wouldn’t ever choose to be
stranded anywhere, but if I had to
choose someone to be stranded
with it would obviously be you!
Happy birthday, bestie!
I’d choose to be stranded on a
desert island with!
Well, I wouldn’t ever choose to be
stranded anywhere, but if I had to
choose someone to be stranded
with it would obviously be you!
Happy birthday, bestie!
On this day many years ago, the prodigy that is me entered the world!
Officially you’re my cousin, but my heart
says you’re my sister. Luckily for you, I
always listen to my heart!
Happy birthday to you, my dear. I
hope you have a truly wonderful time
celebrating your special day today!
says you’re my sister. Luckily for you, I
always listen to my heart!
Happy birthday to you, my dear. I
hope you have a truly wonderful time
celebrating your special day today!
Happy birthday to my hubby!
Don’t let getting older get you down, just always remember that no matter how old you become, no matter how many wrinkles or gray hairs start to appear, at least you’ll always have a beautiful, gorgeous, young-looking wife by your side to make up for it!
Don’t let getting older get you down, just always remember that no matter how old you become, no matter how many wrinkles or gray hairs start to appear, at least you’ll always have a beautiful, gorgeous, young-looking wife by your side to make up for it!
I’m pretty lucky to have a wife
like you but you’re so, so incredibly
lucky to have a husband like me!
Happy birthday, my sweetheart!
like you but you’re so, so incredibly
lucky to have a husband like me!
Happy birthday, my sweetheart!
I’ll admit that when we were
growing up together there
were times when I used to
think that you were the worst…
You’re still not perfect but hey,
you’re not far off!
Happy birthday to you today,
my near-perfect sister!
growing up together there
were times when I used to
think that you were the worst…
You’re still not perfect but hey,
you’re not far off!
Happy birthday to you today,
my near-perfect sister!
You are so much more to me than merely just an uncle. In fact, I’d say that you’re more like a grandfather to me on account of your age!
I’m just kidding with you! I hope you have a wonderful birthday today!
I’m just kidding with you! I hope you have a wonderful birthday today!
Happy birthday, bestie!
We truly were made for each other and destined to be best friends, as I don’t know anyone else who would be able to handle us! We’re lucky to have each other, girl!
We truly were made for each other and destined to be best friends, as I don’t know anyone else who would be able to handle us! We’re lucky to have each other, girl!
Happy birthday! Another year brings the hard reality that you’re not getting any younger, hubby!
At least each year you’re getting closer to retirement and finally living the easy life!
At least each year you’re getting closer to retirement and finally living the easy life!
It hasn’t been an easy road, but I have finally perfected the art of being fabulous!
Happy birthday!
Someone as outstandingly beautiful as you should have a birthday that’s almost as stunning, too!
I say almost because nothing can come close to your remarkable beauty!
Someone as outstandingly beautiful as you should have a birthday that’s almost as stunning, too!
I say almost because nothing can come close to your remarkable beauty!
Don’t let another birthday get you down,
sis! After all, what difference does one
more year really make at this point!
sis! After all, what difference does one
more year really make at this point!
It’s amazing how after all these years you still aren’t showing your age, uncle! It’s equally amazing that you haven’t started to act your age yet, either!
I’m not complaining, though! I probably couldn’t have an uncle who’s more fun than you!
Happy birthday to you!
I’m not complaining, though! I probably couldn’t have an uncle who’s more fun than you!
Happy birthday to you!
I’m laughing at the fact that you’ve
just turned another year older today,
brother, but I’m sure I won’t be
laughing when it’s my turn next!
Happy birthday!
just turned another year older today,
brother, but I’m sure I won’t be
laughing when it’s my turn next!
Happy birthday!
