Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday to my beautiful younger
sister who still isn’t showing her age…
nor is she acting it yet, either!
Happy birthday to the best cousin ever!

I want you to know that I look up to you as if you were my elder sister, cousin. It has nothing to do with age, only the fact that you look so much older than me!
Many girls can only wish for the
perfect guy but luckily for you, that
dream came true when you met me!

Happy birthday, my beautiful love!
Take a really deep breath, cousin, because you’re going to need all the air in your lungs to blow out so many candles today!

Happy birthday to you, my dear!
There are many types of gifts in the world,
but one gift that even money can’t buy is
a wonderful elder sister like me!

Happy birthday, little brother!
Happy birthday, my gorgeous girlfriend!

Today is that one special day of the year that you’ll find me being romantic, so I hope you savor it and make the most of it!
I wanted to get you something pretty for
your birthday this year but seeing as nothing
even comes close to matching your beauty,
I just decided to buy you a mirror!

Happy birthday to you, beautiful one!
As your boyfriend, it’s my duty to keep all
your secrets under wraps so I’ll make sure
I add your age to the ever-growing list!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
Having a best friend like me is worth not one, but three! I hope you know just how fortunate you are to have me!

Happy birthday, bestie!
I’m glad you were there to witness the discovery of fire. You will need it to light all of those candles later. Happy birthday, friend!
Happy birthday, sweetie!

A love as heart touching as ours
A love so wonderful and unique
Two truly odd humans like us
Were always destined to meet!
Happy birthday, teacher!

Perhaps if I didn’t have sooo
much homework to do, I could’ve
baked you a cake!
I was going to buy you hair dye
this year, bro, but what’s the point
when you’ll soon be balding anyway!

Have a great birthday, my dear
elder brother!
The older teachers are always the wisest,
and you’re the wisest of them all, teacher!

Wishing you a very happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my fabulous sister who is so generous and forgiving, and quite simply the nicest person I know!

Your big heart and kind nature are actually very lucky for me, as I may have forgotten a small but important detail this year: to get you a birthday gift!

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