Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday to one of my best friends!

We’ve been buddies for so long and made it this far, so I guess I’m stuck with you for life now!
Families are filled with many magnificent wonders, but there are few things as wonderful as being blessed with a truly precious cousin.

You must feel pretty lucky to have that in me!

Happy birthday to you today, my dear!
Today I’ll be fulfilling my birthday duty
of eating more cake than should be
humanly possible!
Are you even real? I have to ask because you just seem too good to be true!

Happy birthday to you today, my dear!
A wonderful girlfriend and a beautiful girl like you deserves a gift that’s equally as beautiful, but seeing as nothing can even come close to your beauty, I wasn’t able to get you anything for your birthday!

You’re simply too gorgeous to shop for!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
Happy birthday to my favorite girl and a super sweet lover like no other! You never fail to put a great big smile upon my face!
If you keep having birthdays at this rate you’ll be old in no time, buddy! Perhaps we should skip the next one!

Wishing you all the best, my friend!
I always thought that I was the weird one, 
but having a crazy best friend like you 
makes me feel somewhat normal! 

Best wishes to you on your special day, girl!
Happy birthday, my dear friend!

I wanted to give you some words of
wisdom that will hopefully bring you
some comfort as you turn yet another
year older today, bestie.

So, just remember that no matter how
old you get, you will never truly age as
true beauty comes from within.

Which is pretty lucky for you I’d say, girl!
How I got so lucky to end up with someone as beautiful as you I’ll never know, but I’m certainly not complaining about it! Happy birthday, sweetie.
Who would have thought that my
arch-nemesis growing up would
someday turn out to be one of
my closest and best friends!

Happy birthday, sis! I’m sending
you lots of love as you celebrate
your special day today!
It’s amazing how after all these years you still aren’t showing your age, uncle! It’s equally amazing that you haven’t started to act your age yet, either!

I’m not complaining, though! I probably couldn’t have an uncle who’s more fun than you!

Happy birthday to you!
I’m laughing at the fact that you’ve
just turned another year older today,
brother, but I’m sure I won’t be
laughing when it’s my turn next!

Happy birthday!
Happy belated birthday to you!

I’m sorry for forgetting your birthday, I know you must have been gutted but it genuinely wasn’t my intention!

I guess it just goes to show that good things do come to those who wait!
Happy birthday from mom’s favorite,
brother! Don’t let that get you down
on your special day though, bro.
I’m sure you’re a very close second!

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