Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Happy birthday to the cutest person in the world and someone very close to my heart!
To me, you are just as precious as a piece of fine art!
To me, you are just as precious as a piece of fine art!
Happy birthday, old man! I hope you can read this message, since you are starting to lose your sight. I would have called you, but your hearing is even worse.
I don’t know how you can even get up in the morning. You are lucky to have a great friend like me to help you along.
Have a great birthday and enjoy whatever years remain!
I don’t know how you can even get up in the morning. You are lucky to have a great friend like me to help you along.
Have a great birthday and enjoy whatever years remain!
Don’t worry if you gasp or experience shortness of breath while blowing out all of those candles. No matter how many candles remain, your tears will put them out.
I hope you have a fantastic day and a fantastic year to come, my friend!
I hope you have a fantastic day and a fantastic year to come, my friend!
Happy birthday, old man!
If there was ever any doubt as to who’s older out of the two of us, well, your wrinkles say it all now!
If there was ever any doubt as to who’s older out of the two of us, well, your wrinkles say it all now!
Happy birthday to you today, bud!
What more could you possibly want on your special day other than true friendship and a great time!
Well, seeing as I offer both of those things you can consider that your gift this year!
What more could you possibly want on your special day other than true friendship and a great time!
Well, seeing as I offer both of those things you can consider that your gift this year!
Happy birthday to a phenomenal teacher!
Your teaching methods may be
unorthodox, but no one ever became
a revolutionary by playing it safe and
sticking to the norm!
I think that your teaching style works
great for the smart kids with the capacity
to grasp your concepts, so naturally, I
understand everything perfectly!
Enjoy your special day!
An exceptional teacher deserves an
equally exceptional birthday!
Your teaching methods may be
unorthodox, but no one ever became
a revolutionary by playing it safe and
sticking to the norm!
I think that your teaching style works
great for the smart kids with the capacity
to grasp your concepts, so naturally, I
understand everything perfectly!
Enjoy your special day!
An exceptional teacher deserves an
equally exceptional birthday!
Looks like your birthday is going to be a hot one today, pal, as there will be more than enough heat coming from all the candles on your cake to warm up the entire room! Happy birthday to you!
I don’t want you to think that I forgot your special day, so please don’t look at this as a late birthday wish! Instead, just look at it as a super early one for next year!
I’ve already started counting down the days and I hope you have a fab year leading up to it!
All the best to you, my friend!
I’ve already started counting down the days and I hope you have a fab year leading up to it!
All the best to you, my friend!
Appreciate the small things in life while
you still can, my man!
I mean, it won’t be long before you’ll need
reading glasses to see every little detail!
I’m just kidding with you, buddy! I hope
you have a fantastic birthday today!
you still can, my man!
I mean, it won’t be long before you’ll need
reading glasses to see every little detail!
I’m just kidding with you, buddy! I hope
you have a fantastic birthday today!
Happy birthday to my dear best friend
who is almost as fabulous as me!
Don’t worry, girl, a few more years and
you’ll get there too!
I’m sending you lots of love and wishing
you the best on your special day, bestie!
who is almost as fabulous as me!
Don’t worry, girl, a few more years and
you’ll get there too!
I’m sending you lots of love and wishing
you the best on your special day, bestie!
Now you’re starting to age
your looks are going to fade,
but I’ll keep loving you anyway!
Happy birthday, my dear!
your looks are going to fade,
but I’ll keep loving you anyway!
Happy birthday, my dear!
Happy birthday to you today, sweetie!
As your best friend, I want to remind you that life is about the journey, not the destination. Look at it as a marathon and not a sprint.
So with that said, perhaps it’s time to start slowing down and stop aging so quickly because at this rate you’ll be old before you know it!
As your best friend, I want to remind you that life is about the journey, not the destination. Look at it as a marathon and not a sprint.
So with that said, perhaps it’s time to start slowing down and stop aging so quickly because at this rate you’ll be old before you know it!
I thought about trying and having a go at baking your birthday cake myself this year, but I quickly changed my mind because it seemed like a lot of effort!
I hope you like generic store-bought cake!
Happy birthday, buddy!
I hope you like generic store-bought cake!
Happy birthday, buddy!
Having a stylish sister is the ultimate
dream and the greatest blessing any girl
could wish for in life. Not least because it
automatically means that there’s double
the wardrobe to choose from!
Obviously, I think a lot more of you than
just an endless source of new clothing, sis.
There are shoes too, of course!
Happy birthday to you, my dear!
dream and the greatest blessing any girl
could wish for in life. Not least because it
automatically means that there’s double
the wardrobe to choose from!
Obviously, I think a lot more of you than
just an endless source of new clothing, sis.
There are shoes too, of course!
Happy birthday to you, my dear!
Girl, each year you become more
beautiful and more fabulous than
ever before! I'm just hoping that's
something that runs in the family!
Happy birthday to you!
beautiful and more fabulous than
ever before! I'm just hoping that's
something that runs in the family!
Happy birthday to you!
