Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday to my dear best friend
who is almost as fabulous as me!
Don’t worry, girl, a few more years and
you’ll get there too!

I’m sending you lots of love and wishing
you the best on your special day, bestie!
Now you’re starting to age
your looks are going to fade,
but I’ll keep loving you anyway!

Happy birthday, my dear!
Happy birthday, sis!

Remember, today is your special
day and it’s all about you!

Come to think of it, so is every
other day actually!
Happy birthday, my friend!

We grew up together, yet we still haven’t
actually grown up! I hope we stay young
and fun at heart forever!
Having a stylish sister is the ultimate
dream and the greatest blessing any girl
could wish for in life. Not least because it
automatically means that there’s double
the wardrobe to choose from!

Obviously, I think a lot more of you than
just an endless source of new clothing, sis.
There are shoes too, of course!

Happy birthday to you, my dear!
Happy birthday to you today, sweetie!

As your best friend, I want to remind you that life is about the journey, not the destination. Look at it as a marathon and not a sprint.

So with that said, perhaps it’s time to start slowing down and stop aging so quickly because at this rate you’ll be old before you know it!
I thought about trying and having a go at baking your birthday cake myself this year, but I quickly changed my mind because it seemed like a lot of effort!

I hope you like generic store-bought cake!

Happy birthday, buddy!
Girl, each year you become more
beautiful and more fabulous than
ever before! I'm just hoping that's
something that runs in the family!

Happy birthday to you!
I want you to know that I have always looked up to you, cousin, no matter whether or not you’re taller than me! I always have done and I always will!

I hope you have an incredible birthday this year, bro!
Happy birthday to my lovely boyfriend, the only person I could survive a long-distance relationship with. In fact, a little break from you sometimes sounds pretty nice!
Happy birthday to my dear sister who I’m actually quite fond of now!

She’s not nearly as bad as I used to think she was when we were younger!
There was once a time where getting carded would offend but now at your age, it’s more of a compliment than an insult!

Happy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday, hubby!

We’re not getting any younger
So as we grow old and gray
Know that I’ll love you for always
As I promised on our wedding day!
On your birthday this year, little brother, I propose we make a pact. I won’t reveal your age, so long as you don’t tell anyone that I’m even older than you!

Happy birthday to you!
Out of all my girlfriends, past and present,
you are definitely in my top 3!

That’s a pretty huge honour considering
how many girlfriends there have been
before you!

Wishing you a very happy birthday today,
my extremely gorgeous girlfriend!

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