Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

If you keep having birthdays at this rate you’ll be old in no time, buddy! Perhaps we should skip the next one!

Wishing you all the best, my friend!
Wishing this beautiful but crazy one a fabulous birthday today!
Happy birthday to my brother from another mother: my dear cousin! I hope your special day is an awesome one this year!
In you, I found my soulmate 
We’re two peas in a pod
We share the same sense of humor 
And we’re both a little bit odd!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
I was trying to come up with a reason
or some excuse for why I didn’t wish
you a happy birthday the other day,
but the truth is I simply forgot.

After all, you know what they say;
honesty is the best policy!
Having a best friend like me is worth not one, but three! I hope you know just how fortunate you are to have me!

Happy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday, little sis!

I’m blessed to have had
such a wonderful sidekick
like you all these years!

May you continue to follow
in my fabulous footsteps!
My fondness for you grows at the same
rate that you do so the older you get,
the more adored you become!

Happy birthday, my dear!
Today’s all about me, which isn’t much different to any other day really!
I’m glad you were there to witness the discovery of fire. You will need it to light all of those candles later. Happy birthday, friend!
Happy birthday, my lovely!

Don’t be offended if people start buying you anti-ageing products as birthday gifts - they just want your youthful looks to last forever!

Just make sure they include a gift receipt so that you can exchange them for something better!
I never would have imagined that the person who tormented me the most as a kid would grow up to be my best buddy!

Happy birthday, my dear elder bro!
How do you do it, my love? How do you defy nature and manage to look younger with each passing birthday?!

It’s supposed to work the opposite way!

Love you!
Happy birthday, my perfect man!

Sometimes I think you’re too good to be
true, but then you go and do something
that brings me back down to earth!

I’m just kidding, I really am very lucky to
have ended up with a husband like you!
Had I known forgetting your birthday would’ve caused so much trouble I’d have tried harder to remember it! I definitely won’t miss another one, that’s for sure!

Happy belated birthday!

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