Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Happy birthday to you, bestie!
You are a girl who has the power
to do anything you wish for in life
and be anything you want to be.
Unless of course the thing you wish
to be is younger, because even you
couldn’t make that happen!
You are a girl who has the power
to do anything you wish for in life
and be anything you want to be.
Unless of course the thing you wish
to be is younger, because even you
couldn’t make that happen!
Happy birthday, bestie!
I don’t know that we would be
buddies now had we not been
such good friends when we
were younger.
You’re far too cool for me now!
I don’t know that we would be
buddies now had we not been
such good friends when we
were younger.
You’re far too cool for me now!
Happy birthday, my dear friend!
You know some people are like great wines, as time passes they acquire a more complex taste, a fuller body and are greatly desired.
And you know other people are like mature cheeses, despite looking older and developing a more intense smell, there are many people yearning for them.
But you, my friend, all these years have made you complex and given you a fuller body like a great wine, but also, like great cheese, you look older and have an intense smell, and no one really seems to be interested in you.
So, I guess you're stuck with me!
You know some people are like great wines, as time passes they acquire a more complex taste, a fuller body and are greatly desired.
And you know other people are like mature cheeses, despite looking older and developing a more intense smell, there are many people yearning for them.
But you, my friend, all these years have made you complex and given you a fuller body like a great wine, but also, like great cheese, you look older and have an intense smell, and no one really seems to be interested in you.
So, I guess you're stuck with me!
I was going to plan you a surprise party, but then I reconsidered as it could quite easily give you a heart attack at your age!
Happy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday, bestie!
I won’t say you are old, but on your last birthday, the light from your candles was so intense that scientists were drawn there because they thought there was an aurora borealis occurring in your living room.
Have a magical birthday, my friend!
Have a magical birthday, my friend!
Age might not be your friend, cousin, but I always will be! You can always rely on me for sisterly support no matter how old you get!
We were inseparable as kids and we aren’t a whole lot different now that we’re older!
Happy birthday to you today, bestie!
Happy birthday to you today, bestie!
Nephews and nieces are a dime
a dozen, so to be lucky enough to
have a stand-out one like me is the
best gift you could receive!
That’s also the reason why I didn’t
get you any other kind of present
this year! Happy birthday!
a dozen, so to be lucky enough to
have a stand-out one like me is the
best gift you could receive!
That’s also the reason why I didn’t
get you any other kind of present
this year! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, honey!
I always thought you’d get more handsome with age and luckily for me I was right!
I always thought you’d get more handsome with age and luckily for me I was right!
Happy birthday, wifey!
I know that you’re a little sensitive about your age and turning another year older, but whenever you’re feeling old all you have to do is look at me and I guarantee you’ll instantly feel younger!
I know that you’re a little sensitive about your age and turning another year older, but whenever you’re feeling old all you have to do is look at me and I guarantee you’ll instantly feel younger!
Happy birthday to you, cousin!
Of course, one of the best things about
your birthday is getting gifts, but really
what better gift is there than a cousin
like me who is just as special and
important as a brother!
Of course, one of the best things about
your birthday is getting gifts, but really
what better gift is there than a cousin
like me who is just as special and
important as a brother!
Fact: I am not as young as I once was!
Getting as old as you are can’t be easy,
buddy! Luckily for you, when your legs
start to give way at least you’ll still have
a great friend like me that you can lean
on for support!
Happy birthday to you!
buddy! Luckily for you, when your legs
start to give way at least you’ll still have
a great friend like me that you can lean
on for support!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, dear sister!
We used to fight, squabble, and argue, we would laugh together and make fun of each other. Actually, come to think about it, not a lot has changed really, little sis!
We used to fight, squabble, and argue, we would laugh together and make fun of each other. Actually, come to think about it, not a lot has changed really, little sis!
Wow, sis, you’ve had so many birthdays now that I’m starting to lose count!
What’s worse is that I’m older than you, so what does that say about me! Happy birthday!
What’s worse is that I’m older than you, so what does that say about me! Happy birthday!
