Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Another year older, girl, yet no wiser than
before! Give it a few more years and you’ll
be wiser than ever, I’m sure of it!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday and best wishes
to my hunky husband!

They say there’s someone for
everyone and that must be true,
as never in my wildest dreams
did I think that someone like me
would find someone like you!
We truly were made for one
another, lover!
Happy birthday, little brother! If there’s one thing you should’ve discovered from having an elder sibling like me is that we only get more awesome each year!
On your birthday, I wanted to tell you how
amazing and perfect you are, and that I
would never want you to change even one
single thing about yourself.

But then I remembered how annoying you
can be sometimes, so maybe you could
just change that?

Happy birthday, my gorgeous guy!
Happy birthday, my gorgeous boyfriend!

You might be super handsome, but I’ll always be the prettier one in the relationship!
Happy birthday, sister!

The older we’ve gotten the more I’ve grown to love you. Or maybe I’ve just gradually learned to tolerate you more over the years!

I’m just kidding with you, sis! I hope you have a great birthday and a fabulous year ahead!
If you weren’t my cousin
You would be my sibling
As you truly are my sister 
Just from another mister!

Happy birthday, my dear!
My sweet cousin, you’re as dear 
and meaningful to me as any sister
and just as annoying as one, too!

May you have a fabulous birthday!
Wow, another birthday already, cousin?
With all these years behind you now,
perhaps you’ll finally start to grow up soon!

I’m just kidding with you! I wouldn’t change
your fun and playful personality for the
world! Happy birthday to you!
This birthday doesn’t count so I refuse to add this year to my age!
Happy birthday to my fantabulous sister!

You might have some growing up to do
yet, but there’s still plenty of time to get
to that at some point, sis!

Just enjoy life while you’re still young!
Well youngish, at least!
Happy birthday, little sister!

I know you’ve always aspired
to grow up to be more like me
but don’t worry, someday you too
will be as gorgeous as can be!
Happy birthday to you, my sweet cousin!

Seeing as it’s your special day, I’ll let you in on a little secret: I know your true age! Well, with us being as close as we are what else would you expect!
Cousin, you’ve completed yet another trip around the sun and boy is that journey starting to take its toll! You’re really starting to show your age now!

Wishing you a very happy birthday, old man!
Happy birthday to my sister who
only gets more beautiful with age!

May you continue to defy mother 
nature for many more years to come!

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