Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

There aren’t many people who love being at school so much that even after they’re finally free and don’t have to attend as a student anymore, they decide they want to come back for more and teach!

I have a lot of respect for you for that alone! Happy birthday to you, teacher!
Happy birthday to my wonderful uncle!

I could search the world over and I still wouldn’t be able to find anything that compares to the exquisite gift to mankind that you are...

That’s why I didn’t bother getting you a present this year! Enjoy your day!
Today’s the one day of the year where my inner child really shines!
Wishing you a very happy birthday, big bro!

Don’t feel down when people mistake you for my father rather than for my elder brother, they can obviously just sense how wise and mature you are!

It has nothing to do with the fact that you look about a million years old!

I hope you have a really great day, my dear elder brother!
Boyfriend,

On your special day of all,
I don’t want to make you cry
But another year has gone
It’s time to say goodbye!

Happy birthday, my love!
People say as you get older, you become wiser. This is so true… about everyone else. These people obviously haven’t met you.

Don’t be mistaken, you are old. You are really old. But not the least bit smarter.

Have a great birthday, dear friend!
It’s great having an aged friend like
you as I get to feel like the young
one of the two of us!

Happy birthday to you, buddy!
Don’t worry about all of the candles on
your birthday cake this year, sis. I have a
fire extinguisher on standby just in case!

I’m only messing with you! Happy birthday,
I hope you have a truly fabulous day today!
You are by far the smartest person I know, which is why it’s hard to understand why you chose to become a teacher! Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to my dear uncle who is as old as he is dear to me!

And seeing how you were born many, many, many moons ago, that should give you some indication as to how very much you mean to me!
There was once a time where getting carded would offend but now at your age, it’s more of a compliment than an insult!

Happy birthday, bestie!
Don’t worry about getting old, uncle.

In my eyes, you’ve already been old for a while now so what’s one more year!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, sis!

It might not make you feel better, but I can always find comfort knowing that you’re older than I am and you always will be!
Loyalty, trust, and a shared sense of
humor are just some of the attributes
that make a friend a best friend, and
you’re so lucky that you have all of
that and more in me!

Happy birthday to you, girl!
Happy birthday to my gorgeous
girlfriend who is so totally extra!

You are always on, always
excitable and very dramatic!

Your larger than life personality is
what I love most about you, though!

I hope you have the fabulous birthday
you deserve, my dear girlfriend!

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