Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Today is all about this one!
So, just like any other day really!
So, just like any other day really!
I’m not saying you are old, but you
used to have a dinosaur for a pet!
Have a great birthday, old friend!
used to have a dinosaur for a pet!
Have a great birthday, old friend!
There is no getting away from it, but working here has aged you, my friend! Never mind, I guess you can’t be too far off retirement now anyway!
I’m just messing with you... you’ll be working here forever!
All the best, pal!
I’m just messing with you... you’ll be working here forever!
All the best, pal!
There are fantastic coworkers who are a joy to work with and will go out of their way to support their peers and help their colleagues, and then there’s you!
Just kidding, my friend! I hope you have a wonderful birthday!
Just kidding, my friend! I hope you have a wonderful birthday!
Happy birthday, bestie! I really admire how getting older doesn’t faze you, even when it probably should! I hope I’m like that in many, many, many years to come too!
Wishing you a very happy birthday, big bro!
Don’t feel down when people mistake you for my father rather than for my elder brother, they can obviously just sense how wise and mature you are!
It has nothing to do with the fact that you look about a million years old!
I hope you have a really great day, my dear elder brother!
Don’t feel down when people mistake you for my father rather than for my elder brother, they can obviously just sense how wise and mature you are!
It has nothing to do with the fact that you look about a million years old!
I hope you have a really great day, my dear elder brother!
Friendship is a choice but when it
comes to family it’s all down to chance!
Thankfully, I was lucky enough to
end up with a sister like you!
Happy birthday!
comes to family it’s all down to chance!
Thankfully, I was lucky enough to
end up with a sister like you!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to the world’s most awesome cousin!
Wait, I meant to say happy birthday from the world’s most awesome cousin! You’re lucky to have someone as wonderful and as cool as me in your life, cuz!
Wait, I meant to say happy birthday from the world’s most awesome cousin! You’re lucky to have someone as wonderful and as cool as me in your life, cuz!
You were always there for me when we were kids so I hope you find comfort knowing that I’ll be there for you throughout your imminent old-age!
Happy birthday, sis!
Happy birthday, sis!
As kids, you always took care of me
but now the time is approaching
where I’ll soon be looking after you!
You know, because you’re old!
Happy birthday, elder bro!
but now the time is approaching
where I’ll soon be looking after you!
You know, because you’re old!
Happy birthday, elder bro!
Happy birthday, sweetie!
I always thought that as you age you’re supposed to look older as well but like most other things, you appear to be stubborn with that too!
Just that this time around it’s actually something you’re stubborn about that I can get on board with!
I always thought that as you age you’re supposed to look older as well but like most other things, you appear to be stubborn with that too!
Just that this time around it’s actually something you’re stubborn about that I can get on board with!
I thought that as you get older you’re meant to get wiser too, sis? Oh well, there’s still plenty of time for that to happen for you yet!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Another year has passed us by, dear uncle, and you continue to be living proof that you don’t necessarily become any wiser the older you get!
That’s okay, though! You don’t need to become any wiser because you’re already wise enough!
Happy birthday!
That’s okay, though! You don’t need to become any wiser because you’re already wise enough!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, my dear brother!
They say that as you get older you
also get wiser, but seeing as that
hasn’t happened for you yet I guess
you’re still waiting for that golden
age that sees you finally turn wiser!
Don’t worry, bro, I’m sure you’ll get
there someday!
They say that as you get older you
also get wiser, but seeing as that
hasn’t happened for you yet I guess
you’re still waiting for that golden
age that sees you finally turn wiser!
Don’t worry, bro, I’m sure you’ll get
there someday!
Happiest of birthdays to you, cousin!
Seeing as you’re just as close to me as
a sister, I feel I can be honest with you
about anything.
So, I’ll just come right out and tell you…
I totally forgot to get you a gift this year!
Seeing as you’re just as close to me as
a sister, I feel I can be honest with you
about anything.
So, I’ll just come right out and tell you…
I totally forgot to get you a gift this year!
