Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, sis!

When we were younger, there were definitely times where I couldn’t stand to be around you. Nowadays, I can’t stand being away from you!
Getting older is a piece of cake!
This birthday doesn’t count so I refuse to add this year to my age!
Happy birthday, hubby! You truly won the jackpot ending up with a wife like me, one that will keep paying out for a lifetime as you’ll always be stuck with me!
Dude, when the cake is cheaper than the
candles, it means you are getting old!

Have a crazy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday to one of my dearest relatives! You might only be my cousin but to me, you will always be much more like an annoying younger sister!
Happy birthday, little sis!

I’m blessed to have had
such a wonderful sidekick
like you all these years!

May you continue to follow
in my fabulous footsteps!
If you’re wondering why everyone is being extra nice to you at work today, it’s only because they want a slice of your delicious birthday cake! Happy birthday!
If birthdays only happen once a year, how do you always manage to look so old? I wish you a great birthday, my friend!
Happy birthday to my much
much much elder brother!

Enjoy your day while you still
have full mobility, old man!
Happy birthday, sister!

Today is your very special day
It’s your time to rejoice and gloat
In the fact you’ve been fabulous
For longer than I can quote!
Happy birthday to a future leader: my small sassy sister! I’m wishing you a day full of happiness and a year ahead filled with endless possibilities!
Happy birthday to my dear elder brother!

Just so you know, when the time comes
I’ll be more than happy to help you out
with whatever you might need, and I’ll
even push you around in a wheelchair!

Come to think of it, I don’t reckon that’s
too far off actually!

All the best, bro!
You can always count on me to make you feel younger because let’s face it, I’m not growing up anytime soon!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
The best brother in the world deserves
the very best wishes on his birthday…
I hope that guy has a wonderful day,
wherever he is!

Of course, I hope you have a great
birthday too, little bro! Happy birthday
from your fabulous elder sister!

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