Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday to you, my sweet cousin!

Seeing as it’s your special day, I’ll let you in on a little secret: I know your true age! Well, with us being as close as we are what else would you expect!
Cousin, you’ve completed yet another trip around the sun and boy is that journey starting to take its toll! You’re really starting to show your age now!

Wishing you a very happy birthday, old man!
Happy birthday to my sister who
only gets more beautiful with age!

May you continue to defy mother 
nature for many more years to come!
Happy birthday, dear sister!

What better gift is there than a 
sweet, thoughtful, and touching 
birthday message written from 
the heart? Something so truly 
sentimental that money simply 
cannot buy.

Okay, yeah, you guessed it…
I forgot to get you a gift!
There are many good things about
having a sister, but having a second
wardrobe is definitely in the top 3!

Happy birthday from one fabulous
sister to another!
Oops, I missed your birthday!

Of course, had you thrown a big party on the actual day and invited me, I would have wished you a happy birthday there and then... But, as you didn’t, I’m wishing you a late happy birthday instead!
Happy birthday to a relative of mine who appears much younger than he actually is, mainly owing to the fact that he simply doesn’t act his age!

Your youthfulness is mesmerizing, uncle! I hope you stay this fun forever and never grow up!
When two cousins are as close and as inseparable as we are, you might as well just call them siblings!

Happy birthday, my dear!
Happy birthday, my friend! You’re another year closer to becoming a true vintage!
Many see getting older
As something that is
Annoying and a bore
But to me, I think it’s  
Only a good thing
As I only like you better
Each year more and more!

Happy birthday from your
Favorite younger brother, sis!
Happy birthday, brother!

I imagine that looking at me right
now must be like looking into a much
younger and better looking mirror!
You’re not just a cousin but a brother too, but don’t be fooled into thinking that means you’ll get two birthday gifts this year! Happy birthday to you, bro!
Happy birthday, my soul sister!

Few friends are as close as we are, girl!
In fact, some would say that we’re too
close... but they’re just jealous!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
There aren’t many boyfriends
Who are as wonderful as you!

Of course, that means there 
Must be some that are better,
But let’s not focus on that part!

Happy birthday to you, my love!
You’re another year older
Where has the time gone
You used to be so handsome
But now you’re getting on
Age eventually takes its toll
With wrinkles and grey hair
But you never need to worry
Because I’ll always be there.

Happy birthday to you, my love.

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