Funny Birthday Wishes
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I understand that you’re probably feeling a little sensitive about your age today, sis, so I’ll be kind and refrain from making any age-related jokes!
Just remember, though, that tomorrow is another day and all bets are off!
Happy birthday to you today!
Just remember, though, that tomorrow is another day and all bets are off!
Happy birthday to you today!
I’m pretty lucky to have a wife
like you but you’re so, so incredibly
lucky to have a husband like me!
Happy birthday, my sweetheart!
like you but you’re so, so incredibly
lucky to have a husband like me!
Happy birthday, my sweetheart!
If you’re wondering why everyone is being extra nice to you at work today, it’s only because they want a slice of your delicious birthday cake! Happy birthday!
You might be another year older,
little brother, but you definitely don’t
look it and you certainly don’t act it!
You’ll be able to fool people with
your age for many years to come,
I’m sure of it!
Happy birthday from your forever
wise elder sister!
little brother, but you definitely don’t
look it and you certainly don’t act it!
You’ll be able to fool people with
your age for many years to come,
I’m sure of it!
Happy birthday from your forever
wise elder sister!
If you’re wondering why your cake is starting to sag, it’s because it can’t take the weight of all those candles on top of it! Happy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday, bestie!
We truly were made for each other and destined to be best friends, as I don’t know anyone else who would be able to handle us! We’re lucky to have each other, girl!
We truly were made for each other and destined to be best friends, as I don’t know anyone else who would be able to handle us! We’re lucky to have each other, girl!
Happy birthday, girl!
Out of all the great gifts that you might
receive today, know that you already
have the best of them all: me!
Out of all the great gifts that you might
receive today, know that you already
have the best of them all: me!
Happy birthday, my lovely sister!
Don’t think of today as getting
another year older, instead think
of it as getting another year wiser.
And I mean let’s face it, you can
use all the wisdom you can get!
Don’t think of today as getting
another year older, instead think
of it as getting another year wiser.
And I mean let’s face it, you can
use all the wisdom you can get!
Happy birthday, bestie!
I don’t know that we would be
buddies now had we not been
such good friends when we
were younger.
You’re far too cool for me now!
I don’t know that we would be
buddies now had we not been
such good friends when we
were younger.
You’re far too cool for me now!
I’m glad you were there to witness the discovery of fire. You will need it to light all of those candles later. Happy birthday, friend!
Happy birthday, my dear friend!
You know some people are like great wines, as time passes they acquire a more complex taste, a fuller body and are greatly desired.
And you know other people are like mature cheeses, despite looking older and developing a more intense smell, there are many people yearning for them.
But you, my friend, all these years have made you complex and given you a fuller body like a great wine, but also, like great cheese, you look older and have an intense smell, and no one really seems to be interested in you.
So, I guess you're stuck with me!
You know some people are like great wines, as time passes they acquire a more complex taste, a fuller body and are greatly desired.
And you know other people are like mature cheeses, despite looking older and developing a more intense smell, there are many people yearning for them.
But you, my friend, all these years have made you complex and given you a fuller body like a great wine, but also, like great cheese, you look older and have an intense smell, and no one really seems to be interested in you.
So, I guess you're stuck with me!
I was going to plan you a surprise party, but then I reconsidered as it could quite easily give you a heart attack at your age!
Happy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday, bestie!
I never would have imagined that the person who tormented me the most as a kid would grow up to be my best buddy!
Happy birthday, my dear elder bro!
Happy birthday, my dear elder bro!
I really wanted to plan a surprise party
for you today, girl, but thought better
of it given your delicate age!
Happy birthday to you!
for you today, girl, but thought better
of it given your delicate age!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to a fantastic
music teacher!
Learning that I have a class with
you is like music to my ears!
music teacher!
Learning that I have a class with
you is like music to my ears!
