Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Happy birthday to my ageing boyfriend!
Luckily for you, I like older men!
I’m kidding with you, you’re not that old!
But in all truth, you do seem to be getting
more and more handsome with age! So
actually, I guess it’s lucky for me!
Luckily for you, I like older men!
I’m kidding with you, you’re not that old!
But in all truth, you do seem to be getting
more and more handsome with age! So
actually, I guess it’s lucky for me!
Cousin, you know that you’ve always been like a brother to me. After all, you know me inside and out and you certainly know how to push my buttons!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, my gorgeous gf!
You know, good boyfriends make a grand gesture by saving up all their romantic love only to treat their girlfriends and spoil them on their birthday, but great boyfriends do that all year round!
That’s why I’m not doing anything spectacular or out of the ordinary today since you have the best of me each and every day! How lucky are you!
You know, good boyfriends make a grand gesture by saving up all their romantic love only to treat their girlfriends and spoil them on their birthday, but great boyfriends do that all year round!
That’s why I’m not doing anything spectacular or out of the ordinary today since you have the best of me each and every day! How lucky are you!
Happy birthday to my gorgeous wife!
In my eyes, you are more beautiful
now than when we first met. Although,
it's possible that with age my eyesight
has gotten worse since then!
In my eyes, you are more beautiful
now than when we first met. Although,
it's possible that with age my eyesight
has gotten worse since then!
I’ve come to realize that fate must exist,
otherwise how else would two oddballs
like us have met in a world of so many
normal people!
I hope you enjoy your special day today
my cute, unique, gorgeous birthday girl!
otherwise how else would two oddballs
like us have met in a world of so many
normal people!
I hope you enjoy your special day today
my cute, unique, gorgeous birthday girl!
There are few things in life as special as family, and you’re doubly blessed to have someone as spectacular as me in yours! Happy birthday, cuz!
Happy birthday, brother!
I hope you receive everything you’ve been wanting this year, but really what better gift is there than the privilege of being my brother! After all, it is the ultimate gift you could wish for in life!
I hope you receive everything you’ve been wanting this year, but really what better gift is there than the privilege of being my brother! After all, it is the ultimate gift you could wish for in life!
I’ll be honest, bestie, I thought you were a lot older than you are!
It’s only because you’re so mature and sensible (most of the time)!
Happy birthday!
It’s only because you’re so mature and sensible (most of the time)!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, pal! You know that I’m always looking out for your best interests, so just take care today when you’re trying to blow out the fireball on your cake!
Happy birthday, girl!
Out of all the great gifts that you might
receive today, know that you already
have the best of them all: me!
Out of all the great gifts that you might
receive today, know that you already
have the best of them all: me!
You are so much more to me than merely just an uncle. In fact, I’d say that you’re more like a grandfather to me on account of your age!
I’m just kidding with you! I hope you have a wonderful birthday today!
I’m just kidding with you! I hope you have a wonderful birthday today!
Happy birthday, my dear friend!
You know some people are like great wines, as time passes they acquire a more complex taste, a fuller body and are greatly desired.
And you know other people are like mature cheeses, despite looking older and developing a more intense smell, there are many people yearning for them.
But you, my friend, all these years have made you complex and given you a fuller body like a great wine, but also, like great cheese, you look older and have an intense smell, and no one really seems to be interested in you.
So, I guess you're stuck with me!
You know some people are like great wines, as time passes they acquire a more complex taste, a fuller body and are greatly desired.
And you know other people are like mature cheeses, despite looking older and developing a more intense smell, there are many people yearning for them.
But you, my friend, all these years have made you complex and given you a fuller body like a great wine, but also, like great cheese, you look older and have an intense smell, and no one really seems to be interested in you.
So, I guess you're stuck with me!
Nephews and nieces are a dime
a dozen, so to be lucky enough to
have a stand-out one like me is the
best gift you could receive!
That’s also the reason why I didn’t
get you any other kind of present
this year! Happy birthday!
a dozen, so to be lucky enough to
have a stand-out one like me is the
best gift you could receive!
That’s also the reason why I didn’t
get you any other kind of present
this year! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my man!
It makes me smile when I think back to when
we started dating. We were just two crazy kids
in love. We might be a bit older now, but I’m
glad that some things never change!
It makes me smile when I think back to when
we started dating. We were just two crazy kids
in love. We might be a bit older now, but I’m
glad that some things never change!
Happy birthday to you, cousin!
Sometimes I forget that you’re my cousin since to me, you’re so much more like a brother. I guess it’s because you mean so much to me, plus you annoy me more than any other!
Sometimes I forget that you’re my cousin since to me, you’re so much more like a brother. I guess it’s because you mean so much to me, plus you annoy me more than any other!
