Funny Birthday Wishes


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They say you can’t put a wise head on young shoulders. Well, you don’t have to worry about that anymore. If anything, your shoulders are too wise for your head.

May you have a fantastic day and many more to come!
Out of all the people in the world, what were the chances that two crazy kids like us would meet! In you, I truly found my soulmate.

Happy birthday, my love!
Happy birthday, my love! Hopefully you’ll find these birthday wishes as cute as I find you!
Happy birthday, bro!

You deserve a very big and extra special gift on your birthday for surviving another year of putting up with an annoying sister like me! 
Happy birthday, lil sis!

You might be another year older but you’d never be able to tell. I wish I’d inherited the youthful genes that you clearly got!
Happy birthday to my boyfriend
who turns another year older yet
no more mature than before!
Happy birthday, my dear friend!

Knowing all your secrets never stopped
me from wanting to be your friend or
from getting to know you better. It should
have, but it didn’t.

There is most certainly something wrong
with me, but that’s ok because there is
something wrong with you too!

Have an awesome birthday, you lovely weirdo!
I wish you a happy birthday,
my friend! I am, however,
eager for that slice of cake.

I would like to congratulate
you and all that, but again,
I’m mainly interested in the cake.
Forgetfulness is one of the many
symptoms of ageing, my friend.

I know your memory is starting to
play tricks on you, but you shouldn’t
worry, I will always be your best friend.
I’ll be around long after you've
forgotten who I am.

Happy birthday!
I may be late for meeting most other
deadlines, but I’d never be late in
wishing you a happy birthday!

Have a great birthday, teacher!
I thought teachers were supposed to
be boring, but you break the mould!

Happy birthday to the coolest teacher!
Happy birthday, teacher!

I’m going to miss you when you retire,
which can’t be far off now, right?!
Happy birthday to a great teacher
who always listens, even when
most of the class don’t!

You’re a great mentor and I’m
grateful for all of the wisdom you
have imparted!

I have a lot of respect for you!
I hope you have a wonderful day!
Happy birthday, teacher!

We should use today's lesson not
to learn but to do something fun,
you know, for you of course!
I was going to buy you hair dye
this year, bro, but what’s the point
when you’ll soon be balding anyway!

Have a great birthday, my dear
elder brother!

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