Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Families are filled with many magnificent wonders, but there are few things as wonderful as being blessed with a truly precious cousin.

You must feel pretty lucky to have that in me!

Happy birthday to you today, my dear!
You are by far the smartest person I know, which is why it’s hard to understand why you chose to become a teacher! Happy birthday to you!
Don’t worry about wrinkles or laughter lines, my friend! They’re just the mark of a life well-lived!

Sending all my love to you on your special day today!
May your cake be sweet and your birthday wishes even sweeter, but remember that the sweetest thing of all is your amazingly gorgeous girlfriend!

Have an incredible day and enjoy lots of big birthday kisses from your incredible missus!
Happy birthday, honey! I’ve got the fire department on standby this year on account of the fire hazard that is your birthday cake!
Happy birthday, my handsome hubby!

Of course I know I’m blessed to have a husband like you, but really you’re the lucky one to have bagged a wife like me when you did because just like a bottle of fine wine, I only improve with age!

So really it’s only right that you treasure and appreciate me more and more with each passing year!
Happy birthday to my dashing
elder brother!

Good looks must run in the
family because, well, look at us!
Happy birthday to my wonderful uncle!

I could search the world over and I still wouldn’t be able to find anything that compares to the exquisite gift to mankind that you are...

That’s why I didn’t bother getting you a present this year! Enjoy your day!
Happy birthday, my gorgeous girlfriend!

Today is that one special day of the year that you’ll find me being romantic, so I hope you savor it and make the most of it!
You were born before me
And that’s easy to see
For the wrinkles on your face
Are not out of place!

Happy birthday, bro!
Happy birthday to the most beautiful, gorgeous, and stunning woman in the world: my girlfriend! Let’s celebrate those good looks before they start to fade!
You’re so incredibly important
to me that I can’t imagine I would
ever forget your birthday but if I did,
it would definitely only happen once
because I’d never hear the end of it!

Happy birthday to you today, my
beautiful one!
Happy birthday, my friend!

On your special day this year, I think it’s only right that you deserve an award for putting up with me as your coworker for the duration that you’ve worked here!
That takes strength!

All the very best to you today!
If you keep having birthdays at this rate you’ll be old in no time, buddy! Perhaps we should skip the next one!

Wishing you all the best, my friend!
Happy birthday from the one
who knows all of your annoying
habits, but still loves you anyway!

Happy birthday, honey!

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