Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Forgetfulness is one of the many
symptoms of ageing, my friend.

I know your memory is starting to
play tricks on you, but you shouldn’t
worry, I will always be your best friend.
I’ll be around long after you've
forgotten who I am.

Happy birthday!
I may be late for meeting most other
deadlines, but I’d never be late in
wishing you a happy birthday!

Have a great birthday, teacher!
I thought teachers were supposed to
be boring, but you break the mould!

Happy birthday to the coolest teacher!
Happy birthday to a great teacher
who always listens, even when
most of the class don’t!

You’re a great mentor and I’m
grateful for all of the wisdom you
have imparted!

I have a lot of respect for you!
I hope you have a wonderful day!
Happy birthday, teacher!

We should use today's lesson not
to learn but to do something fun,
you know, for you of course!
I was going to buy you hair dye
this year, bro, but what’s the point
when you’ll soon be balding anyway!

Have a great birthday, my dear
elder brother!
From now on, people will refer to you as someone of a certain age, old pal! I wish you the greatest of birthdays!
Happy birthday big brother from your visibly younger, funnier, and more attractive sister!

Don’t worry, you also have some good attributes too - they're just perhaps a little less obvious!
As far as elder brothers go, you’re
alright I guess!

I mean, don’t let that go to your head,
it’s not like you’d win any awards for
the ultimate brother or anything!

I hope you have a truly wonderful
birthday this year, bro!
Happy birthday, handsome!

I’m not surprised that people don’t believe you’re my boyfriend at times; I have a hard time believing someone so perfect can be real too sometimes!
Today is all about this one!

So, just like any other day really!
As best friends we took a vow some time ago to always be honest with each other, so if I’m being totally truthful with you today I have to confess that I’m mainly here for the cake!

Happy birthday, bestie!
You are so old that your hair colour can be bought in the supermarket. I wish you a great birthday, my friend!
Happy birthday, bro!

I didn’t forget to get you a gift this year,
I simply couldn’t find anything good
enough for you!

As my elder brother, you deserve but
the best and if nothing lives up to the
very highest standards that you
deserve then it isn’t worthy!

To reiterate, I definitely didn’t forget.

I hope you have an amazing day!
As you get older you get wiser… is
what I’d say to most people, but not
in your case, bro!

Happy birthday, my dear elder brother!

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