Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Today I’m going to have my cake
and eat it too!
For a cousin and a sister all rolled into one
I’m wishing you a birthday that’s full of fun!

Happy birthday, my dear! 

Here’s to the many years of laughter and 
creating wonderful memories together 
that are still waiting to be written!
Surprise! Just when you thought you
had received all of your birthday
wishes, the best one of all pops up!

I hope you had a great day!
Happy birthday to one of the better-
looking men I know: my boyfriend!

You're the sweetest, craziest, and
funniest person I know; you're the
whole package really! I’m looking
forward to many happy years
ahead of making each other
smile and laugh!
Today marks the birthday of someone very special: me! Don’t forget to wish me well and tell me how great I am!
Today, I am wishing a super happy birthday to one of my very first friends!

My mind is drawing a blank right now, but you must have some good characteristics for us to have remained friends for as long as we have!
You would think that the older you get, the less annoying you’d become! If only that were true, little bro! Happy birthday to you today!
Happy birthday to my very visibly
elder brother!

When people look at us, they have
no trouble distinguishing between
who is older and who is younger!

I still have my youthful look, and
well, grey hair and wrinkles are
on the horizon for you, bro!

Don’t get down about it, though.
I still think you’re young and fun!

Enjoy your special day, bro!
Out of all the billions of people in the world, what were the chances that two crazy souls like ours would meet! Happy birthday, my dear soulmate and husband!
You’re not just my BF, you’re
my BFF (boyfriend forever).
There’s no escaping me, ever!

Happy birthday! 😘
Happy birthday, my sweet wife!

I have a secret for you… I have a special
smile which I save only for you! You
make me smile and laugh like no other!
It can’t be easy having a wife who is always the center of attention, so seeing as it’s your birthday I’ll take a day off and let you have the spotlight for a change!

Happy birthday to you, my love!
Happy birthday to a cousin who doesn’t
get older, she simply gets more fabulous!

According to my calculations, by the time
you’re an old woman you’re going to be
truly spectacular!

I’m sending you all my love and big kisses
on your special day today!
Just warning you there will be a party later, I didn’t want to throw you a surprise party and give you a heart attack. Happy birthday!
It brings me great pleasure to be wishing a very happy birthday to my crazy cousin today! May your special day be as wonderfully weird as you are!

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