Funny Birthday Wishes
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Don’t worry if you gasp or experience shortness of breath while blowing out all of those candles. No matter how many candles remain, your tears will put them out.
I hope you have a fantastic day and a fantastic year to come, my friend!
I hope you have a fantastic day and a fantastic year to come, my friend!
Sure, today is your birthday, but it isn’t really much different to any other day as you’ll be the center of attention as always!
It can’t be helped, my friend, the spotlight just naturally shines on you!
Happy birthday, my dear!
It can’t be helped, my friend, the spotlight just naturally shines on you!
Happy birthday, my dear!
Now you’re starting to age
your looks are going to fade,
but I’ll keep loving you anyway!
Happy birthday, my dear!
your looks are going to fade,
but I’ll keep loving you anyway!
Happy birthday, my dear!
There was once a time where getting carded would offend but now at your age, it’s more of a compliment than an insult!
Happy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday, bestie!
The years are really starting to stack up
now, uncle! Never mind, just remember
that you’re only ever as old as you feel!
Happy birthday!
now, uncle! Never mind, just remember
that you’re only ever as old as you feel!
Happy birthday!
There are many good things about
having a sister, but having a second
wardrobe is definitely in the top 3!
Happy birthday from one fabulous
sister to another!
having a sister, but having a second
wardrobe is definitely in the top 3!
Happy birthday from one fabulous
sister to another!
Oops, I missed your birthday!
Of course, had you thrown a big party on the actual day and invited me, I would have wished you a happy birthday there and then... But, as you didn’t, I’m wishing you a late happy birthday instead!
Of course, had you thrown a big party on the actual day and invited me, I would have wished you a happy birthday there and then... But, as you didn’t, I’m wishing you a late happy birthday instead!
They say you can’t put a wise head on young shoulders. Well, you don’t have to worry about that anymore. If anything, your shoulders are too wise for your head.
May you have a fantastic day and many more to come!
May you have a fantastic day and many more to come!
Happy birthday, my dear friend!
Knowing all your secrets never stopped
me from wanting to be your friend or
from getting to know you better. It should
have, but it didn’t.
There is most certainly something wrong
with me, but that’s ok because there is
something wrong with you too!
Have an awesome birthday, you lovely weirdo!
Knowing all your secrets never stopped
me from wanting to be your friend or
from getting to know you better. It should
have, but it didn’t.
There is most certainly something wrong
with me, but that’s ok because there is
something wrong with you too!
Have an awesome birthday, you lovely weirdo!
Happy birthday, teacher!
We should use today's lesson not
to learn but to do something fun,
you know, for you of course!
We should use today's lesson not
to learn but to do something fun,
you know, for you of course!
I was going to buy you hair dye
this year, bro, but what’s the point
when you’ll soon be balding anyway!
Have a great birthday, my dear
elder brother!
this year, bro, but what’s the point
when you’ll soon be balding anyway!
Have a great birthday, my dear
elder brother!
As far as elder brothers go, you’re
alright I guess!
I mean, don’t let that go to your head,
it’s not like you’d win any awards for
the ultimate brother or anything!
I hope you have a truly wonderful
birthday this year, bro!
alright I guess!
I mean, don’t let that go to your head,
it’s not like you’d win any awards for
the ultimate brother or anything!
I hope you have a truly wonderful
birthday this year, bro!
As best friends we took a vow some time ago to always be honest with each other, so if I’m being totally truthful with you today I have to confess that I’m mainly here for the cake!
Happy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday, bestie!
You are so old that your hair colour can be bought in the supermarket. I wish you a great birthday, my friend!
Happy birthday to my favourite husband!
There are lots of good things that come
with age, but the very best part of getting
older is that each year the cake has to get
bigger to accommodate the extra candles!
There are lots of good things that come
with age, but the very best part of getting
older is that each year the cake has to get
bigger to accommodate the extra candles!
