Funny Birthday Wishes

You’ve been my sister for so long now
that I’ve lost count of exactly how many
years that is! Which is actually pretty
lucky for you, I’d say!

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, teacher!

I think that for your birthday this year, you should postpone all homework and any planned exams for a while…

I mean, surely you don’t want to be grading papers around your birthday!

You should just relax and not worry about setting any work that’s too taxing or strenuous! I’ve checked with my fellow classmates and none of us mind at all!

Enjoy your relaxing and stress-free birthday this year, teach!

A wonderful girlfriend and a beautiful girl like you deserves a gift that’s equally as beautiful, but seeing as nothing can even come close to your beauty, I wasn’t able to get you anything for your birthday!

You’re simply too gorgeous to shop for!

Happy birthday, sweetie!

Happy birthday, my beautiful girl!

I know exactly how you must feel on your birthday today since you make each and every day feel like a birthday for me! You are the most wonderful gift that keeps on giving, sweetie!

There are few things in life as special as family, and you’re doubly blessed to have someone as spectacular as me in yours! Happy birthday, cuz!

Having a brother like you is worth two! You’re just as much effort to handle as a pair of siblings, but you’re worth the work, bro!

On this day many years ago, the prodigy that is me entered the world!

Officially you’re my cousin, but my heart
says you’re my sister. Luckily for you, I
always listen to my heart!

Happy birthday to you, my dear. I
hope you have a truly wonderful time
celebrating your special day today!

How I got so lucky to end up with someone as beautiful as you I’ll never know, but I’m certainly not complaining about it! Happy birthday, sweetie.

You are so much more to me than merely just an uncle. In fact, I’d say that you’re more like a grandfather to me on account of your age!

I’m just kidding with you! I hope you have a wonderful birthday today!

It hasn’t been an easy road, but I have finally perfected the art of being fabulous!

Happy birthday!

Someone as outstandingly beautiful as you should have a birthday that’s almost as stunning, too!

I say almost because nothing can come close to your remarkable beauty! 

Happy birthday, my dear friend!

You know some people are like great wines, as time passes they acquire a more complex taste, a fuller body and are greatly desired.

And you know other people are like mature cheeses, despite looking older and developing a more intense smell, there are many people yearning for them.

But you, my friend, all these years have made you complex and given you a fuller body like a great wine, but also, like great cheese, you look older and have an intense smell, and no one really seems to be interested in you.

So, I guess you're stuck with me!

I was going to plan you a surprise party, but then I reconsidered as it could quite easily give you a heart attack at your age!

Happy birthday, bestie!

I won’t say you are old, but on your last birthday, the light from your candles was so intense that scientists were drawn there because they thought there was an aurora borealis occurring in your living room.

Have a magical birthday, my friend!