Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Happy birthday to my sometimes crazy but always awesome cousin!
I’m so lucky to have someone as fun and as wonderful as you in my life. You’re like the greatest friend and best brother all in one!
I’m so lucky to have someone as fun and as wonderful as you in my life. You’re like the greatest friend and best brother all in one!
Turning another year older doesn’t
have to be all doom and gloom!
Sure, you’re not getting any younger
but look on the positive side: you’re
a year closer to retirement!
Think of all the good times we’ll be
able to have with all that free time!
have to be all doom and gloom!
Sure, you’re not getting any younger
but look on the positive side: you’re
a year closer to retirement!
Think of all the good times we’ll be
able to have with all that free time!
Oops, I forgot your birthday… My bad!
You should really have a more memorable birthday, though, so you're partially to blame here!
You should really have a more memorable birthday, though, so you're partially to blame here!
Happy birthday, sis.
Thank you so much for being my guiding light, illuminating the path for me, and making mistakes first so that I don’t have to!
Sometimes I wonder if you take a wrong turn on purpose just to show me what not to do!
Thank you so much for being my guiding light, illuminating the path for me, and making mistakes first so that I don’t have to!
Sometimes I wonder if you take a wrong turn on purpose just to show me what not to do!
Happy birthday, uncle!
I’ve learned so much from you, although
not every lesson you've taught me might
be considered appropriate or useful!
I’ve learned so much from you, although
not every lesson you've taught me might
be considered appropriate or useful!
Happy birthday to my cute, crazy, and
forever fabulous sister! You’re a girl I’m
almost always glad to have as my sister!
forever fabulous sister! You’re a girl I’m
almost always glad to have as my sister!
Your birthday is just one more
opportunity for me to remind
you that you’re older than
me and always will be!
Thank you for that, sis!
opportunity for me to remind
you that you’re older than
me and always will be!
Thank you for that, sis!
Happy birthday, honey.
I’m not going to tease you about your age or joke around on your birthday this year… I mean, the fact that you're turning such a grand age in itself is more than enough for you to deal with!
I’m not going to tease you about your age or joke around on your birthday this year… I mean, the fact that you're turning such a grand age in itself is more than enough for you to deal with!
Every year that your birthday comes around I have to pause for a moment and think about whether it’s actually your birthday or mine, as I’m the lucky one because you are the most beautiful gift I could have ever received!
In fact, every day with you is like a birthday for me! Happy birthday, my gorgeous girl!
In fact, every day with you is like a birthday for me! Happy birthday, my gorgeous girl!
Happy birthday to my little sister who only seems to get more beautiful each year! Either that or my eyesight is getting worse with age!
You’ve been my sister for so long now
that I’ve lost count of exactly how many
years that is! Which is actually pretty
lucky for you, I’d say!
Happy birthday!
that I’ve lost count of exactly how many
years that is! Which is actually pretty
lucky for you, I’d say!
Happy birthday!
True love is loving someone even after their hair turns gray and their good looks fade. That’s how you can be sure that I love you, husband! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, teacher!
I think that for your birthday this year, you should postpone all homework and any planned exams for a while…
I mean, surely you don’t want to be grading papers around your birthday!
You should just relax and not worry about setting any work that’s too taxing or strenuous! I’ve checked with my fellow classmates and none of us mind at all!
Enjoy your relaxing and stress-free birthday this year, teach!
I think that for your birthday this year, you should postpone all homework and any planned exams for a while…
I mean, surely you don’t want to be grading papers around your birthday!
You should just relax and not worry about setting any work that’s too taxing or strenuous! I’ve checked with my fellow classmates and none of us mind at all!
Enjoy your relaxing and stress-free birthday this year, teach!
Happy birthday to my dashing
elder brother!
Good looks must run in the
family because, well, look at us!
elder brother!
Good looks must run in the
family because, well, look at us!
Congratulations, my love! You’re another
year older yet you’ve managed to maintain
the same incredibly low level of maturity
for the past several years now!
Most people tend to grow up and mature
as they get older, so well done on defying
that social norm!
I’m only kidding! I love your fun and playful
side, it’s what makes you who you are!
Happy birthday, you big kid!
year older yet you’ve managed to maintain
the same incredibly low level of maturity
for the past several years now!
Most people tend to grow up and mature
as they get older, so well done on defying
that social norm!
I’m only kidding! I love your fun and playful
side, it’s what makes you who you are!
Happy birthday, you big kid!
