Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

You deserve more than just any old gift
and only the very best is good enough
for a dear friend and great girl like you!

I refuse to get you anything that doesn’t
match how cool and awesome you are,
and as I am still yet to find that, I
haven’t got you anything at all!

You should be flattered, bestie!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my much
much much elder brother!

Enjoy your day while you still
have full mobility, old man!
If you close your eyes and imagine
the best gift you could receive,
you’re bound to picture me!

Great minds think alike as the best
gift I too could think of getting you
this year is me!

So here I am, for your birthday this
year, I’m all yours! Happy birthday!
We might have fought and argued as kids but as it turns out, you’re not half as bad as I once thought!

Happy birthday to you, sis!
It’s a sure sign that you’re getting old
when the candle to frosting ratio on
your birthday cake is equal, uncle!

Happy birthday to you!
It’s true, today is your birthday but I
wouldn’t worry about getting older,
bestie. With a childish personality like
yours you’ll always be young at heart!
You might want to forget about your birthday but I never could! I’ll take any opportunity to remind you that you’re getting older, my friend! Happy birthday!
It simply wouldn’t be your birthday if you didn’t receive some wishes from your dear wife teasing you about your age!

Happy birthday, my handsome old man!
I truly won the jackpot
With a wife like you
Who has so much beauty
And is super smart, too!

Your beauty and your brains
Are both mesmerizing, dear!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday from the best
gift you could ever ask for,
your ever-loving girlfriend!

Love you loads!
I’m sorry for being a goof,
A little behind this year
And letting your birthday
Slip my mind, my dear!

Happy belated birthday!
Today, I have the pleasure of wishing you a very happy birthday, my super amazing, lovely and generous uncle!

I hope that when you’re deciding what gift to get me on my next birthday, you bear in mind what a nice birthday message I sent you on yours!
Happy birthday, my lovely wife!

You know, neither of us appear as old as we actually are... That’s because you don’t look your age and I don’t act my age! Together, we’ll be young forever, my love!
Happy birthday, little sis!

I don’t wish to take the spotlight off you on your special day today, but you should know that I already have the greatest gift ever.

That’s because simply having a small sister like you is the best gift I could wish for!

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