Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Today is kind of a big deal as it’s the birthday of my dear elder brother! I’ll never get tired of seeing you turn older than me every year!
Don’t worry about wrinkles or laughter lines, my friend! They’re just the mark of a life well-lived!
Sending all my love to you on your special day today!
Sending all my love to you on your special day today!
I spent too much time trying to
come up with the perfect birthday
wish, and then ended up missing
your birthday altogether!
Sorry! Happy belated birthday!
come up with the perfect birthday
wish, and then ended up missing
your birthday altogether!
Sorry! Happy belated birthday!
If laughter is meant to keep you young and make you live longer, then you’re in luck because you have a hilarious girlfriend like me to keep you laughing!
Happy birthday to you, my marvelous man. Here’s to many more hysterical birthdays to come!
Happy birthday to you, my marvelous man. Here’s to many more hysterical birthdays to come!
You know your best friend is a
true friend when they insult you
on your birthday and you can
both laugh about it!
That’s why I know I can make
all the jokes I want today without
any risk of offending you!
Happy birthday, my friend!
true friend when they insult you
on your birthday and you can
both laugh about it!
That’s why I know I can make
all the jokes I want today without
any risk of offending you!
Happy birthday, my friend!
Happy birthday, little sis!
I’m blessed to have had
such a wonderful sidekick
like you all these years!
May you continue to follow
in my fabulous footsteps!
I’m blessed to have had
such a wonderful sidekick
like you all these years!
May you continue to follow
in my fabulous footsteps!
You might be another year older,
little brother, but you definitely don’t
look it and you certainly don’t act it!
You’ll be able to fool people with
your age for many years to come,
I’m sure of it!
Happy birthday from your forever
wise elder sister!
little brother, but you definitely don’t
look it and you certainly don’t act it!
You’ll be able to fool people with
your age for many years to come,
I’m sure of it!
Happy birthday from your forever
wise elder sister!
Happy birthday, my lovely!
Don’t be offended if people start buying you anti-ageing products as birthday gifts - they just want your youthful looks to last forever!
Just make sure they include a gift receipt so that you can exchange them for something better!
Don’t be offended if people start buying you anti-ageing products as birthday gifts - they just want your youthful looks to last forever!
Just make sure they include a gift receipt so that you can exchange them for something better!
Another year older and yet one more candle to add! If your goal is to have your birthday cake seen from outer space, then you’re certainly on the right path!
Happy birthday, bestie!
I like to think that as I was such a great influence on you growing up, I’ve contributed to the wonderful person you are today! You’re welcome!
I like to think that as I was such a great influence on you growing up, I’ve contributed to the wonderful person you are today! You’re welcome!
Happy birthday, cousin!
Your birthday is the perfect opportunity for me to remind you that you’re getting older! Perhaps on one of these birthdays, you’ll start getting wiser too!
Your birthday is the perfect opportunity for me to remind you that you’re getting older! Perhaps on one of these birthdays, you’ll start getting wiser too!
If birthdays only happen once a year, how do you always manage to look so old? I wish you a great birthday, my friend!
Happy birthday, old man! I hope you can read this message, since you are starting to lose your sight. I would have called you, but your hearing is even worse.
I don’t know how you can even get up in the morning. You are lucky to have a great friend like me to help you along.
Have a great birthday and enjoy whatever years remain!
I don’t know how you can even get up in the morning. You are lucky to have a great friend like me to help you along.
Have a great birthday and enjoy whatever years remain!
If ageing was a competition, bro, you’d be getting pretty high up on the leaderboard right about now! Happy birthday, old man!
We might have fought and argued as kids but as it turns out, you’re not half as bad as I once thought!
Happy birthday to you, sis!
Happy birthday to you, sis!
