Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
It’s hard to shop for someone who
already has everything their heart
could ever desire, so I just decided
not to get you anything!
Besides, what more could you really
want than a perfect boyfriend like me!
Happy birthday, sweetie!
already has everything their heart
could ever desire, so I just decided
not to get you anything!
Besides, what more could you really
want than a perfect boyfriend like me!
Happy birthday, sweetie!
On this day many years ago, the prodigy that is me entered the world!
Happy birthday to my hubby!
Don’t let getting older get you down, just always remember that no matter how old you become, no matter how many wrinkles or gray hairs start to appear, at least you’ll always have a beautiful, gorgeous, young-looking wife by your side to make up for it!
Don’t let getting older get you down, just always remember that no matter how old you become, no matter how many wrinkles or gray hairs start to appear, at least you’ll always have a beautiful, gorgeous, young-looking wife by your side to make up for it!
Happy birthday, pal! You know that I’m always looking out for your best interests, so just take care today when you’re trying to blow out the fireball on your cake!
If you’re wondering why everyone is being extra nice to you at work today, it’s only because they want a slice of your delicious birthday cake! Happy birthday!
If you’re wondering why your cake is starting to sag, it’s because it can’t take the weight of all those candles on top of it! Happy birthday, bestie!
I’m laughing at the fact that you’ve
just turned another year older today,
brother, but I’m sure I won’t be
laughing when it’s my turn next!
Happy birthday!
just turned another year older today,
brother, but I’m sure I won’t be
laughing when it’s my turn next!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, bestie!
I don’t know that we would be
buddies now had we not been
such good friends when we
were younger.
You’re far too cool for me now!
I don’t know that we would be
buddies now had we not been
such good friends when we
were younger.
You’re far too cool for me now!
Happy birthday, my dear friend!
You know some people are like great wines, as time passes they acquire a more complex taste, a fuller body and are greatly desired.
And you know other people are like mature cheeses, despite looking older and developing a more intense smell, there are many people yearning for them.
But you, my friend, all these years have made you complex and given you a fuller body like a great wine, but also, like great cheese, you look older and have an intense smell, and no one really seems to be interested in you.
So, I guess you're stuck with me!
You know some people are like great wines, as time passes they acquire a more complex taste, a fuller body and are greatly desired.
And you know other people are like mature cheeses, despite looking older and developing a more intense smell, there are many people yearning for them.
But you, my friend, all these years have made you complex and given you a fuller body like a great wine, but also, like great cheese, you look older and have an intense smell, and no one really seems to be interested in you.
So, I guess you're stuck with me!
I never would have imagined that the person who tormented me the most as a kid would grow up to be my best buddy!
Happy birthday, my dear elder bro!
Happy birthday, my dear elder bro!
Nephews and nieces are a dime
a dozen, so to be lucky enough to
have a stand-out one like me is the
best gift you could receive!
That’s also the reason why I didn’t
get you any other kind of present
this year! Happy birthday!
a dozen, so to be lucky enough to
have a stand-out one like me is the
best gift you could receive!
That’s also the reason why I didn’t
get you any other kind of present
this year! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, honey!
I always thought you’d get more handsome with age and luckily for me I was right!
I always thought you’d get more handsome with age and luckily for me I was right!
How do you do it, my love? How do you defy nature and manage to look younger with each passing birthday?!
It’s supposed to work the opposite way!
Love you!
It’s supposed to work the opposite way!
Love you!
Happy birthday to you, cousin!
Of course, one of the best things about
your birthday is getting gifts, but really
what better gift is there than a cousin
like me who is just as special and
important as a brother!
Of course, one of the best things about
your birthday is getting gifts, but really
what better gift is there than a cousin
like me who is just as special and
important as a brother!
Happy birthday, dear sister!
We used to fight, squabble, and argue, we would laugh together and make fun of each other. Actually, come to think about it, not a lot has changed really, little sis!
We used to fight, squabble, and argue, we would laugh together and make fun of each other. Actually, come to think about it, not a lot has changed really, little sis!
