What better gift is there than a sweet, thoughtful, and touching birthday message written from the heart? Something so truly sentimental that money simply cannot buy.
Okay, yeah, you guessed it… I forgot to get you a gift!
Happy birthday and best wishes to my hunky husband!
They say there’s someone for everyone and that must be true, as never in my wildest dreams did I think that someone like me would find someone like you! We truly were made for one another, lover!
Happy birthday to the world’s most awesome cousin!
Wait, I meant to say happy birthday from the world’s most awesome cousin! You’re lucky to have someone as wonderful and as cool as me in your life, cuz!
Over the years, we’ve kept many of each other’s secrets safe but on your special day this year, I propose that we promise to keep the biggest secret of all: our ages! I won’t tell anyone yours if you don’t reveal mine!