Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
I think it’s time to admit that we aren’t just friends through choice, we’re tied because we know too many secrets about each other! Happy birthday, bestie!
Surprise! Just when you thought you
had received all of your birthday
wishes, the best one of all pops up!
I hope you had a great day!
had received all of your birthday
wishes, the best one of all pops up!
I hope you had a great day!
Happy birthday, little brother!
Younger than me
You will always be
But never in my shadow
Will you ever be, kiddo!
Younger than me
You will always be
But never in my shadow
Will you ever be, kiddo!
Oops, I forgot your birthday… My bad!
You should really have a more memorable birthday, though, so you're partially to blame here!
You should really have a more memorable birthday, though, so you're partially to blame here!
Happy birthday to one of my oldest pals!
Old as in a longstanding friend and, well, you’re also just getting on a bit!
Old as in a longstanding friend and, well, you’re also just getting on a bit!
Happy birthday, sis.
Thank you so much for being my guiding light, illuminating the path for me, and making mistakes first so that I don’t have to!
Sometimes I wonder if you take a wrong turn on purpose just to show me what not to do!
Thank you so much for being my guiding light, illuminating the path for me, and making mistakes first so that I don’t have to!
Sometimes I wonder if you take a wrong turn on purpose just to show me what not to do!
Cousin, you know that you’ve always been like a brother to me. After all, you know me inside and out and you certainly know how to push my buttons!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my cute, crazy, and
forever fabulous sister! You’re a girl I’m
almost always glad to have as my sister!
forever fabulous sister! You’re a girl I’m
almost always glad to have as my sister!
Happy birthday, honey.
I’m not going to tease you about your age or joke around on your birthday this year… I mean, the fact that you're turning such a grand age in itself is more than enough for you to deal with!
I’m not going to tease you about your age or joke around on your birthday this year… I mean, the fact that you're turning such a grand age in itself is more than enough for you to deal with!
True love is loving someone even after their hair turns gray and their good looks fade. That’s how you can be sure that I love you, husband! Happy birthday!
On this day many years ago, the prodigy that is me entered the world!
Happy birthday, pal! You know that I’m always looking out for your best interests, so just take care today when you’re trying to blow out the fireball on your cake!
Happy birthday, my dear friend!
You know some people are like great wines, as time passes they acquire a more complex taste, a fuller body and are greatly desired.
And you know other people are like mature cheeses, despite looking older and developing a more intense smell, there are many people yearning for them.
But you, my friend, all these years have made you complex and given you a fuller body like a great wine, but also, like great cheese, you look older and have an intense smell, and no one really seems to be interested in you.
So, I guess you're stuck with me!
You know some people are like great wines, as time passes they acquire a more complex taste, a fuller body and are greatly desired.
And you know other people are like mature cheeses, despite looking older and developing a more intense smell, there are many people yearning for them.
But you, my friend, all these years have made you complex and given you a fuller body like a great wine, but also, like great cheese, you look older and have an intense smell, and no one really seems to be interested in you.
So, I guess you're stuck with me!
I never would have imagined that the person who tormented me the most as a kid would grow up to be my best buddy!
Happy birthday, my dear elder bro!
Happy birthday, my dear elder bro!
Nephews and nieces are a dime
a dozen, so to be lucky enough to
have a stand-out one like me is the
best gift you could receive!
That’s also the reason why I didn’t
get you any other kind of present
this year! Happy birthday!
a dozen, so to be lucky enough to
have a stand-out one like me is the
best gift you could receive!
That’s also the reason why I didn’t
get you any other kind of present
this year! Happy birthday!
