Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Every year that your birthday comes around I have to pause for a moment and think about whether it’s actually your birthday or mine, as I’m the lucky one because you are the most beautiful gift I could have ever received!

In fact, every day with you is like a birthday for me! Happy birthday, my gorgeous girl!
Happy birthday to my little sister who only seems to get more beautiful each year! Either that or my eyesight is getting worse with age!
Happy birthday to my stunningly
handsome boyfriend!

Of course I love you for your great
personality, but your dashing looks
are certainly an added bonus!

May everything you wish for come
true on your special day!

Love you loads! Big kisses!
You’ve been my sister for so long now
that I’ve lost count of exactly how many
years that is! Which is actually pretty
lucky for you, I’d say!

Happy birthday!
True love is loving someone even after their hair turns gray and their good looks fade. That’s how you can be sure that I love you, husband! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my dashing
elder brother!

Good looks must run in the
family because, well, look at us!
What could a guy like you who
already has it all possibly need
on his birthday?

Absolutely nothing, that’s what!

That would be why I didn’t get you
anything this year, my friend, and
definitely not because I just forgot!
Congratulations, my love! You’re another
year older yet you’ve managed to maintain
the same incredibly low level of maturity
for the past several years now!

Most people tend to grow up and mature
as they get older, so well done on defying
that social norm!

I’m only kidding! I love your fun and playful
side, it’s what makes you who you are!

Happy birthday, you big kid!
Happy birthday, my friend!

On your special day this year, I think it’s only right that you deserve an award for putting up with me as your coworker for the duration that you’ve worked here!
That takes strength!

All the very best to you today!
It’s no secret that you’re getting older,
sis, but that doesn’t mean we have to
reveal exactly how old that is!

Just remember, the bigger that number
gets the more you owe me for keeping
things quiet!

I’ll always have your back, my dear sister!
Happy birthday!
I won’t make any age-related jokes on your birthday this year, bro, because I genuinely feel sorry for you! Chin up, old man!
Happy birthday, my dear sister!

Who would have thought that the person
who was once my biggest foe would
someday turn out to be my best friend!

Well, I have to tell you that the feeling is
mutual, sis, and I love you lots too!
Having a brother like you is worth two! You’re just as much effort to handle as a pair of siblings, but you’re worth the work, bro!
On this day many years ago, the prodigy that is me entered the world!
Happy birthday to a sister who is a master of disguise! On the outside, you appear adorable and cute, but inside there hides a naughty little monster!

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