Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday to my brother who I wouldn’t change for any other! You’re so close to perfect that I can’t imagine there’s another brother much better than you out there!
Not all heroes wear capes, teacher!

I mean, surely with the daily battle
you face in dealing with some of
the kids in this school, you must
have some kind of superpower to
keep your cool!

Wishing you a relaxed birthday
this year, teach!
Happy birthday, big bro!

I know that we may fight and
argue sometimes and, although
I wouldn’t know, it surely can’t
be easy to always lose the battle!

So, for your gift this year, I’ll let
you win the next one, for once!
Happy birthday to a phenomenal teacher!

Your teaching methods may be
unorthodox, but no one ever became
a revolutionary by playing it safe and
sticking to the norm!

I think that your teaching style works
great for the smart kids with the capacity
to grasp your concepts, so naturally, I
understand everything perfectly!

Enjoy your special day!

An exceptional teacher deserves an
equally exceptional birthday!
Happy birthday, hubby!

We’re not getting any younger
So as we grow old and gray
Know that I’ll love you for always
As I promised on our wedding day!
You’re the best cousin ever, better than any big brother since we get to hang out and have fun but I don’t have to live with you! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, dear sister!

What better gift is there than a 
sweet, thoughtful, and touching 
birthday message written from 
the heart? Something so truly 
sentimental that money simply 
cannot buy.

Okay, yeah, you guessed it…
I forgot to get you a gift!
There are many good things about
having a sister, but having a second
wardrobe is definitely in the top 3!

Happy birthday from one fabulous
sister to another!
Close your eyes and think of the thing that your heart most desires. Then when you open them, the thing you most desire will be right in front of you: ME!

Happy birthday, my love! ❤️
Happy birthday to my boyfriend
who turns another year older yet
no more mature than before!
You are so old that your hair colour can be bought in the supermarket. I wish you a great birthday, my friend!
Happy birthday to my fun uncle!

I’m wishing for many more years of being delighted by your witty remarks and watching you laugh at your own dad jokes!
Happy birthday to my fun uncle!

I think the reason we get along so well
is largely due to the fact that you never
grew up! That’s lucky for me!
Happy birthday to the world’s most awesome cousin!

Wait, I meant to say happy birthday from the world’s most awesome cousin! You’re lucky to have someone as wonderful and as cool as me in your life, cuz!
I know I totally flaked on your birthday and I’m sorry about that!

I don’t really have an excuse so I’ll just apologize and hope we can move past it!

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