Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, my sweet wife!

I have a secret for you… I have a special
smile which I save only for you! You
make me smile and laugh like no other!
It can’t be easy having a wife who is always the center of attention, so seeing as it’s your birthday I’ll take a day off and let you have the spotlight for a change!

Happy birthday to you, my love!
Happy birthday to a cousin who doesn’t
get older, she simply gets more fabulous!

According to my calculations, by the time
you’re an old woman you’re going to be
truly spectacular!

I’m sending you all my love and big kisses
on your special day today!
Just warning you there will be a party later, I didn’t want to throw you a surprise party and give you a heart attack. Happy birthday!
Today I am wishing a very happy birthday
to my bestie who seems to age more
gracefully than anyone else I know!

Honestly, if you were to bottle and sell
your age-defying secret you would
instantly become a millionaire, girl!
Happy birthday to my old-age brother!

Be careful when you’re blowing out the candles on your cake today that your false teeth don’t fall out!

I’m just kidding with you, bro. Age ain’t nothing but a number! I hope you have a wonderful day and enjoy however many more birthdays you have left!
Sometimes I wish you were my sister
But then I worry we might fight
So to have you as a cousin
Seems to be just right!

Happy birthday to you!
At your age, another trip around
the sun must be more exhausting
than ever before!
Happy birthday, sis!

You know that I’ll always support you in achieving your dreams unless, of course, that dream is wanting to be younger! I’m not a miracle-maker!
Happy birthday to my dear boyfriend who, unlike his jokes, never falls flat!

I’m kidding, of course! I love your sense of humour! If your parenting skills are half as good as your dad jokes, then you’re going to make a fantastic father someday!

All my love to you on your special day, my dear, and here’s to many more years of making each other laugh!
I’ve got a tiny secret to share with you today, which is that I think you’re absolutely gorgeous! You probably already knew that, anyway! Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, sister!

Enjoy your youthful beauty while you
still can, little sis, because once you
get to my age that all starts to change!
Happy birthday to my stunningly
handsome boyfriend!

Of course I love you for your great
personality, but your dashing looks
are certainly an added bonus!

May everything you wish for come
true on your special day!

Love you loads! Big kisses!
Happy birthday to my lifelong best bud!

You’ve been with me from the beginning and you’ll be with me forevermore! There’s no getting rid of me now!
Happy birthday, little bro!

I’m happy for you that it’s your birthday,
but I’m sad it’s not mine! You know I love
the attention and getting lots of gifts!

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