Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Who would have thought that my
arch-nemesis growing up would
someday turn out to be one of
my closest and best friends!

Happy birthday, sis! I’m sending
you lots of love as you celebrate
your special day today!
You might be another year older,
little brother, but you definitely don’t
look it and you certainly don’t act it!

You’ll be able to fool people with
your age for many years to come,
I’m sure of it!

Happy birthday from your forever
wise elder sister!
Happy birthday to a sister who is a master of disguise! On the outside, you appear adorable and cute, but inside there hides a naughty little monster!
May your birthday be just like the day you were born: with you screaming and everyone making a fuss of you!

Happy birthday, sis!
My darling boyfriend, it’s no secret
that you can be the most annoying
person ever and may get on my
nerves sometimes, but the truth is
that I wouldn’t change you for the world!

Happy birthday, my handsome guy!
I love you with all my heart!
Since it’s your birthday today, little bro, I’ll let you have the spotlight. After all, it must be annoying having an amazing older sibling who usually gets all the attention!
Happy birthday to my dear elder sis!

Getting older isn’t all doom and gloom! For example, with each birthday that passes by you’re getting ever-closer to becoming a senior citizen and enjoying all of the old person perks that come with it!
You can’t stop getting older, little sis,
so your only hope is that you grow old
gracefully like me! Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to my lover girl!

To me, you are so much more
Than simply just my lover
You’re the one whose company
I enjoy more than any other!
Not all heroes wear capes, teacher!

I mean, surely with the daily battle
you face in dealing with some of
the kids in this school, you must
have some kind of superpower to
keep your cool!

Wishing you a relaxed birthday
this year, teach!
Happy birthday, my dear cousin! Congratulations on still maintaining your youthful looks despite the many, many, many years that are against you!
Looks like your birthday is going to be a hot one today, pal, as there will be more than enough heat coming from all the candles on your cake to warm up the entire room! Happy birthday to you!
I was thinking that this year on your special day, I wanted to step up my gift game and get you something truly spectacular!

I knew it had to be something that would make you smile all the time and something you could treasure for many years to come, which is when I realized that you already have me!

Happy birthday, girl! 
Happy birthday to you today
my dear, ageing sister!

Looks like we might have to
get two cakes this year to
accommodate all of the candles!
Happy birthday to my sister who
only gets more beautiful with age!

May you continue to defy mother 
nature for many more years to come!

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