Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

I never would have imagined that the person who tormented me the most as a kid would grow up to be my best buddy!

Happy birthday, my dear elder bro!
Age might not be your friend, cousin, but I always will be! You can always rely on me for sisterly support no matter how old you get!
We were inseparable as kids and we aren’t a whole lot different now that we’re older!

Happy birthday to you today, bestie!
Don’t worry about gray hairs or wrinkles, uncle, they’re just the mark of a very distinguished man!

Have a wonderful birthday today!
How do you do it, my love? How do you defy nature and manage to look younger with each passing birthday?!

It’s supposed to work the opposite way!

Love you!
Happy birthday, my perfect man!

Sometimes I think you’re too good to be
true, but then you go and do something
that brings me back down to earth!

I’m just kidding, I really am very lucky to
have ended up with a husband like you!
Happy birthday to my gorgeous, hilarious, incredible girlfriend!

No wonder we’re such a perfect match!
Many congratulations to you on
this very special birthday of yours!

Of course, we all know that the big
birthdays are every decade or so,
but the truth is that when you get
to your age every year is special
and cause for celebration!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, dear sister!

We used to fight, squabble, and argue, we would laugh together and make fun of each other. Actually, come to think about it, not a lot has changed really, little sis!
Wow, sis, you’ve had so many birthdays now that I’m starting to lose count!

What’s worse is that I’m older than you, so what does that say about me! Happy birthday!
Getting older is no big deal, especially when you’ve done it as many times as I have!
Out of all the friends
You truly are the best
A dear BFF who is
Better than all the rest!

Happy birthday, bestie!
Everyone needs a great gal pal and I’m
lucky that I have you!

Or rather should I say you’re fortunate
to have a best friend like me… I guess
we’re lucky to have each other!

I hope you have a birthday today that’s
as outstanding as our friendship!
Happy birthday to a teacher who is part
of the furniture!

I’m not being flippant, but my parents
remember when you were a teacher
during their attendance at my school!

Good on you for sticking with it and
persevering through all these years,
especially when you have to put up
with cheeky students like me!

Enjoy your well-deserved special day!
There was once a time where getting carded would offend but now at your age, it’s more of a compliment than an insult!

Happy birthday, bestie!

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