Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
If I didn’t know any better I’d never guess it was your birthday today as you don’t look a day older, let alone a year! Happy birthday, my beautiful cousin!
Happy birthday, big bro!
You’re going to need a big cake
this year to hold so many candles!
You’re going to need a big cake
this year to hold so many candles!
It’s a sure sign that you’re getting old
when the candle to frosting ratio on
your birthday cake is equal, uncle!
Happy birthday to you!
when the candle to frosting ratio on
your birthday cake is equal, uncle!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, sis!
It might not make you feel better, but I can always find comfort knowing that you’re older than I am and you always will be!
It might not make you feel better, but I can always find comfort knowing that you’re older than I am and you always will be!
If you’re wondering why I wrapped myself up as a present this year, it’s because I wanted to get you what your heart most desires! Happy birthday, my love!
Happy birthday, my dear brother!
They say that as you get older you
also get wiser, but seeing as that
hasn’t happened for you yet I guess
you’re still waiting for that golden
age that sees you finally turn wiser!
Don’t worry, bro, I’m sure you’ll get
there someday!
They say that as you get older you
also get wiser, but seeing as that
hasn’t happened for you yet I guess
you’re still waiting for that golden
age that sees you finally turn wiser!
Don’t worry, bro, I’m sure you’ll get
there someday!
Happy birthday to you, sis!
If things tend to get better with age, you must be getting pretty close to magnificent now! Your age is merely the number of years that the world has been enjoying the wonderful person that you are!
If things tend to get better with age, you must be getting pretty close to magnificent now! Your age is merely the number of years that the world has been enjoying the wonderful person that you are!
Happy birthday, cousin!
You may be another year older but you’d never be able to tell! I’m glad you’re still the same fun guy as when we were kids!
You may be another year older but you’d never be able to tell! I’m glad you’re still the same fun guy as when we were kids!
Happy birthday, work buddy!
You actually make this an enjoyable place to work, which I never thought I would say! Thank you for all the laughs and great memories along the way!
I hope you have a fantastic birthday and a great year to come!
You actually make this an enjoyable place to work, which I never thought I would say! Thank you for all the laughs and great memories along the way!
I hope you have a fantastic birthday and a great year to come!
You’re worthy of much more than
just one single day of celebration,
which is why I intentionally put off
wishing you a happy birthday until
today in order to extend your
birthday festivities!
P.S. I definitely didn’t just forget
your birthday!
just one single day of celebration,
which is why I intentionally put off
wishing you a happy birthday until
today in order to extend your
birthday festivities!
P.S. I definitely didn’t just forget
your birthday!
Uncle, it seems that much like a fine
wine you become more full-bodied as
you age, yet unlike aged cheese, you
never seem to mature!
Happy birthday!
wine you become more full-bodied as
you age, yet unlike aged cheese, you
never seem to mature!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my sweet cousin!
I wholeheartedly believe that we have a better relationship than most sisters, probably because we didn’t live together growing up!
I’m sure I would’ve grown tired of you had we been in each other’s pockets 24/7!
I wholeheartedly believe that we have a better relationship than most sisters, probably because we didn’t live together growing up!
I’m sure I would’ve grown tired of you had we been in each other’s pockets 24/7!
I’m still not totally convinced that we’re
cousins... I’m sure we are actually sisters
and there was just a mix-up at birth!
Happy birthday, sis!
cousins... I’m sure we are actually sisters
and there was just a mix-up at birth!
Happy birthday, sis!
Happiest of birthdays to you, cousin!
Seeing as you’re just as close to me as
a sister, I feel I can be honest with you
about anything.
So, I’ll just come right out and tell you…
I totally forgot to get you a gift this year!
Seeing as you’re just as close to me as
a sister, I feel I can be honest with you
about anything.
So, I’ll just come right out and tell you…
I totally forgot to get you a gift this year!
Another birthday already, sis!
Just when I think I’m finally
catching up to you in age,
you leap ahead and leave
me even further behind!
Someday I’ll be just as old
and wise as you are, though.
Just you wait!
Just when I think I’m finally
catching up to you in age,
you leap ahead and leave
me even further behind!
Someday I’ll be just as old
and wise as you are, though.
Just you wait!
