Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, my dear husband!

You’re not turning another year older, you’re just making me look one year younger!
Happy birthday to one of very few of my coworkers who doesn’t irritate me or drive me totally crazy! Thank you for that!
I’m sending belated birthday wishes
to you along with a sincere apology
this year, my dear friend!

Who wants all of their birthday
wishes on the same day anyway?

It’s much better to spread them out
and receive them gradually so that
you can truly appreciate each
heartfelt message!
Now more than ever you should be
living life to the fullest, making each
day count, and never looking back
with regret because the fact is at
your delicate age you just never
know exactly how much longer is
left on the clock!

Happy birthday to you, uncle!
Happy birthday to my closest with the mostest! I mean, just having me as a best friend your entire life is everything you could possibly need!
Happy birthday to my witty sister-like cousin!

Spending so much time with me must have rubbed off on you, as you’re funnier than ever now!
Everyone has a fun uncle, don’t they? 

What a shame I wasn’t lucky enough 
to be blessed with one, though! 

Happy birthday to you!
I know I totally flaked on your birthday and I’m sorry about that!

I don’t really have an excuse so I’ll just apologize and hope we can move past it!
Your special day may have slipped my
mind, but I’m thinking of you twice as
much today! I hope that makes up for it!

Happy belated birthday to you!
Happy birthday, girl!

We might not be able to stay out all night partying like we used to, but that’s just one of the side effects of yet another birthday! It’s to be expected now that we’re getting older!

I hope you have a fab day, bestie!
We might have fought and argued as kids but as it turns out, you’re not half as bad as I once thought!

Happy birthday to you, sis!
They say that friendship is a great
foundation for lasting love and romance,
and I’d say we’re pretty good friends!

Happy birthday! I hope you have a
lovely day today!
From the moment you enter the
classroom, everyone knows there’s
fun to be had and a great lesson is
about to happen! I can assure you
that this isn’t the case with every
class we have!

Happy birthday to a unique and
wonderful teacher.
There’s no point in being annoyed or
dwelling over the fact that I forgot your
birthday; it’s in the past now!

Happy belated birthday, my friend!
Another year has passed us by, dear uncle, and you continue to be living proof that you don’t necessarily become any wiser the older you get!

That’s okay, though! You don’t need to become any wiser because you’re already wise enough!

Happy birthday!

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