Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

When you close your eyes and blow out
the candles on your birthday cake today,
sis, I know you’ll be wishing for one thing
and one thing only: to be younger!

How do I know this? Because it’s what
we all wish for, of course!

Happy birthday, my dear sister!
Now that you’re getting a little
bit older, perhaps you’ll soon
start to grow up, too!

I’m just kidding with you!
Happy birthday, little bro!
Happy birthday, brother!

Sometimes we might argue or have the occasional light-hearted fight, but when the dust settles and above all that, I think it’s clear for all to see just how incredibly dear you are to me!
Happy birthday, sister!

Today is your very special day
It’s your time to rejoice and gloat
In the fact you’ve been fabulous
For longer than I can quote!
Happy birthday, hubby!

Another year together and you 
still manage to amaze me! I guess
I haven’t grown tired of you yet! 

I can’t wait to see what 
surprises await us ahead!
Happy birthday to my girl!

To me, you will always be so much more than just a lover, girl. You’re somebody I actually enjoy spending time with!
I don’t think I’m special just because it’s my birthday, I know I’m special every day!
Today marks another year that I’ve been blessing all of your lives!
All grown up but that doesn’t mean I have to grow up!
It’s true, it is in fact my birthday today.

I know you wouldn’t be able to tell though,
as I simply don’t look a day older!
You’re not too bad
As far as teachers go
In fact, you’re probably
The nicest one I know!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, my hunky husband!

Today might well be your birthday,
but I feel like I’m the one getting the
greatest gift of all as you truly are a
treat for the eyes!

I don’t know how you do it but each
year you only appear to get more
handsome, which is super lucky for
me… Seems like I made a good
investment after all!
It has taken years of practice to become this wonderful!
At my age I should probably know better, but today I’m allowed a free pass!
So you’ve finally heard from the rest,
Now it’s time to hear from the best! 
 
Happy belated birthday from me!

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