Funny Birthday Wishes


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Happy birthday to the best brother!

Sure, there were times growing up
together when I might have wished
that you were adopted or my brother
from another mother but in the end,
I’m glad you’re my blood-brother!

I could definitely have done a lot
worse and really there’s nobody else
I’d rather have grown up with, bro!
A beautiful princess was born
Dashing good looks don’t last forever
Wishing a very happy birthday to
our parents' second favourite child,
from their first favourite child!

Don’t worry, elder bro, you’ll always
be my favourite!
You're not all grown up just yet, little brother
We’re a match made in heaven, my love
A wonderful wife
In you, I found
You truly and simply
Are the best around!

Happy birthday, dear!
You’re just like you were when we were kids
Happy birthday to a super nephew
Some friends hang around for years like unwanted birthday gifts that you just can’t get rid of, while others are purposely kept hold of and cherished forever like the most precious present.

You’re obviously the latter, my friend! Happy birthday!
At your age, another trip around
the sun must be more exhausting
than ever before!
Little brother, you’re older but no wiser
I’m happy you were born
Happy birthday to my ageing
But still handsome husband!

No matter how old or gray,
Or however bald you become
I will always love you
Until the end of time!
You’re ageing like a fine wine, husband
If you weren't my brother we'd still be friends
Today, I’m wishing a very happy birthday to my almighty younger sister!

She might be little, but don’t let that fool you… she can certainly make her presence known when she wants to! She’ll never go unnoticed, that’s for sure!
People say as you get older, you become wiser. This is so true… about everyone else. These people obviously haven’t met you.

Don’t be mistaken, you are old. You are really old. But not the least bit smarter.

Have a great birthday, dear friend!
Thank you for having yet another birthday
and for being a constant reminder that I’ll
always be older than you.

Thanks a bunch, bro!
If I told you that you’re the second most beautiful person in the world I’m sure you would agree, because as we both know the first and foremost is obviously me!

Happy birthday to you today, my handsome man!
On your special day, I wanted to
tell you just how much you mean
to me, in a way that you’ll be able
to understand and relate to.

So I thought long and hard, and
decided that I love you even more
than you love football, and that’s
saying something! I long for the
day when you give me as much
attention as you do when you’re
watching a football match!

Have a very happy birthday today,
my love!
Today, I have the pleasure of wishing you a very happy birthday, my super amazing, lovely and generous uncle!

I hope that when you’re deciding what gift to get me on my next birthday, you bear in mind what a nice birthday message I sent you on yours!
Don’t worry about all of the candles on
your birthday cake this year, sis. I have a
fire extinguisher on standby just in case!

I’m only messing with you! Happy birthday,
I hope you have a truly fabulous day today!
All these laps around the sun are starting
to take their toll!
Late birthday wishes are better than no wishes whatsoever! Just be thankful that I remembered at all!

Belated happy birthday to you!

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