Funny Birthday Wishes


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Happy birthday, my dear cousin!

There aren’t many people I would choose to be my cousin and there are even fewer I’d choose to be my sister. Luckily, I didn’t have to choose between either with you as I was handed the 2 in 1!
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Happy birthday to you, my sweet cousin!

Seeing as it’s your special day, I’ll let you in on a little secret: I know your true age! Well, with us being as close as we are what else would you expect!
You're just like a sister to me, cousin
Birthday wishes and big kisses for my crush
Many congratulations to you on
this very special birthday of yours!

Of course, we all know that the big
birthdays are every decade or so,
but the truth is that when you get
to your age every year is special
and cause for celebration!

Happy birthday!
Wishing you a gorgeous and funny birthday
I’ll keep your real age a secret
I know you must have been waiting all day to see a message from me appear, and I’m sorry that I missed your special day.

But you know what they say, my friend; save the best ‘till last!

Happy birthday to you!
So, I missed your special day and birthday celebrations, but you know what’s even better than the party itself? The after-party that follows!

I promise I’ll make it up to you with the best post-birthday celebrations possible, my friend!

Happy belated birthday to you!
Happy birthday to my wild and crazy friend
The reason I’m stuck with you
Happy birthday, brother!

I imagine that looking at me right
now must be like looking into a much
younger and better looking mirror!
I know that I test your patience, girlfriend
Someone I’ve known forever
It’s no wonder people mistake us for
siblings rather than cousins because I too
sometimes forget that you are my cousin
as you’re so much more like a sister to me!

Happy birthday, my dear! I hope your
special day is as special as you are to me!
Happy birthday, man! My gift to you
on your special day this year is that
I’m sending you a wish for each year
that you’ve been on this earth for…

Well, you’d better get started then
because it looks like you’ve got a lot
of wishes to make today, my friend!
Happy birthday to my
incredibly lucky girlfriend!

I say lucky because you
have me as your boyfriend! 
Today’s your birthday and all eyes are on you, but that can’t be anything new for you as you must be used to all this attention! Happy birthday!
Today’s all about me, which isn’t much different to any other day really!
My sweet cousin, you’re as dear 
and meaningful to me as any sister
and just as annoying as one, too!

May you have a fabulous birthday!
Happy birthday, my friend! Just remember, as a general rule of thumb the more gray hair you have the more wisdom you hold!
Happy birthday from the one person who
knows all of your flaws and imperfections,
but still loves you anyway!

In all seriousness though, your strengths
far outweigh any of your flaws! Wishing
you a day full of happiness, my dear, just
as you deserve!

Lots of love from your beautiful and
amazing girlfriend!
They say that you’re only ever as old as you
feel and, seeing as you certainly don’t act
your age, I think it’s safe to say that you’ll
always be younger than you really are!

Happy birthday to you, bestie!

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