Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

I often ask myself, what was it that
I did to deserve a friend like you?

Well, the conclusion I always come
to is that I must have done something
severely wrong in a past life to
deserve such a punishment!

I’m just messing with you, bestie!
Happy birthday to you!
You're still the same as when we were kids
You're still not showing or acting your age, cousin
Happy birthday, my lovely wife! I hope you continue to receive the best in life, just like you got me! 😜
We’re a match made in heaven, my love
We’ve been friends for so many years
Happy birthday to my favorite
partner in crime! I personally think
that we’re the perfect match, and
when we’re together I feel like we
can conquer the world!

I hope you enjoy your special day
today! I mean, of course you will
with me by your side!
We share the same weird personality
Another year older and no more mature
Another year older and the signs of aging are starting to show! Welcome to the club of getting older, little bro!

I know I can’t make fun since I’ve got a bit of a headstart on you, but you’re quickly catching me up!

Enjoy being young-ish while you still can, my dear younger brother! Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to a guy with a great taste in friends!

As your best friend, I’m a prime example of the high calibre you look for in a buddy!
Today’s your special day, not mine
You're not all grown up just yet, little brother
You might finally be growing up and catching me up, little bro, but you’ll still always be younger than me! In my eyes, you’ll forever be my baby brother!
Happy birthday to a super nephew
You make a handsome sidekick, my love
As your boyfriend, it’s my duty to keep all
your secrets under wraps so I’ll make sure
I add your age to the ever-growing list!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
It brings me great pleasure to be wishing a very happy birthday to my crazy cousin today! May your special day be as wonderfully weird as you are!
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear bestie, happy birthday to you! I know you can’t hear me singing this, so you’ll just have to imagine my beautiful voice!
Being the elder sister and having to look out for me can’t have been easy when we were growing up, especially as I didn’t try and make it any easier! You must have had the patience of a saint back then!

Happy birthday to you today, sis!
All I have ever wanted in life was to meet my prince charming: a kind, gentle, caring man that would whisk me off my feet and romance me. 

I know that it was a tall order and I guess I could keep looking forever, but you’re close enough so I’ll settle for that! 

Happy birthday, my prince charming!
A wonderful wife
In you, I found
You truly and simply
Are the best around!

Happy birthday, dear!
Happy birthday to my childhood bestie!

Here’s to laughing at each other’s silly jokes until we’re well into old age!
I know your secret, girlfriend! Out of all the messages you receive on your birthday today, I know mine is the only message you’re really interested in!

Happy birthday, sweetie. I hope your special day is as special as you are to me, and as special as I am to you!
Today, we are celebrating mom and dad’s second favorite kid: my brother! Happy birthday!

You can’t honestly be surprised though, bro. It’s so obvious that I’m the favorite one!

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