Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Today marks the birthday of someone very special: me! Don’t forget to wish me well and tell me how great I am!
Sometimes sassy but always fabulous
Happy birthday to a super nephew
Today I am wishing a very happy birthday
to my bestie who seems to age more
gracefully than anyone else I know!

Honestly, if you were to bottle and sell
your age-defying secret you would
instantly become a millionaire, girl!
My husband deserves a medal
Our childhood memories will never fade
You are by far my favourite teacher,
and not just because you give us
the least amount of homework!

Happy birthday to you!
I’ll love you even when you’re old and gray
You're lucky that you have a friend like me
Getting older is a piece of cake!
Happy birthday, my friend! You’re another year closer to becoming a true vintage!
I must be crazy
As you get older so do your jokes
Getting as old as you are can’t be easy,
buddy! Luckily for you, when your legs
start to give way at least you’ll still have
a great friend like me that you can lean
on for support!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday from mom’s favorite
A teacher with the patience of a saint
Today’s the one day of the year where my inner child really shines!
Brother,
You’re another year older
So what can I say
It’s best not to think about it 
And just celebrate your day!

Happy birthday! 🎂 
Happy birthday to my brother from
another mother!

Although we aren’t blood-related,
I still consider you to be my brother
all the same, my dear friend!

Wishing you but greatness in life and
hoping that you have an absolutely
amazing birthday today, bro!
When I think about how long we’ve
been best friends for it just makes
me realize how old we are!

At least today is your birthday,
so you’re the one getting another
year older and not me!

Happy birthday to you!
I often wonder what the recipe is to a
long-lasting friendship like ours. I mean,
we’ve been best friends for such a long
time we must have the answer!

Well, when you give it some thought
it’s quite obvious really… We’ve simply
told each other far too many secrets
over the years!

We’re locked into this friendship for life!

Happy birthday to you, bestie!
I wish you a happy birthday,
my friend! I am, however,
eager for that slice of cake.

I would like to congratulate
you and all that, but again,
I’m mainly interested in the cake.
Happy birthday to you, bestie! 

You are a girl who has the power
to do anything you wish for in life
and be anything you want to be.

Unless of course the thing you wish
to be is younger, because even you
couldn’t make that happen!
I have great memories of when we were younger and all the stupid things we would get up to, but we were just kids back then!

Thinking about it though, not much has changed since then so what’s our excuse going to be now!

Happy birthday to you, my dear friend!
Happy birthday, brother!

You might be another year older, but that
doesn’t necessarily mean you’re any wiser!

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