If you weren’t my wife I’m not sure that you would tolerate me… I mean, you’re legally bonded to me now but if we were still just friends and you knew then what you know now, I’m sure you would’ve made smarter life choices! You must have a lot of patience to put up with me!
So thank you, my love, for putting up with me. You truly are a good woman!
You always were my annoying younger brother, and I’m pleased to say that you still are my annoying little bro!
The only thing that has changed over the years is that you’ve got older, better, and more experienced in discovering new and different ways to annoy me!
My beautiful wife, I vowed to always stand beside you and support you, and that will never change. I’ll even love you when you become old and gray, which lets face it, probably isn’t too far away!
You've always been my cousin but as the years go on you’ve become more like a bro to me, because just like a brother you love to irritate me! Happy birthday!
You truly are a best friend like no other. I mean, who else would still want to be my friend after knowing all of my crazy quirks! Perhaps you're the crazy one after all!