Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

You’re the best cousin ever, better than any big brother since we get to hang out and have fun but I don’t have to live with you! Happy birthday!
Telling you just how special you are to me
You’re just like you were when we were kids
Happy birthday, man! My gift to you
on your special day this year is that
I’m sending you a wish for each year
that you’ve been on this earth for…

Well, you’d better get started then
because it looks like you’ve got a lot
of wishes to make today, my friend!
I'll always be the best gift you could wish for
Nobody makes me laugh like you do, bro
Happy birthday to my handsome
husband who still isn’t showing
his age, or acting it either!

I guess really I’m lucky my hubby
hasn’t changed and that he’s still
the same great man I met and fell
in love with all those years ago!
Someone I’ve known forever
We make a dream team, my love
Happy birthday, sis!

It might appear obvious who’s the
youngest between me and you, but
only we really know the truth!

I’m happy to keep the secret if you are!
You might want to forget about your birthday but I never could! I’ll take any opportunity to remind you that you’re getting older, my friend! Happy birthday!
You’re close to perfect
I’ll keep your real age a secret
Happy birthday, my love!

If you weren’t my wife I’m not sure that you would tolerate me… I mean, you’re legally bonded to me now but if we were still just friends and you knew then what you know now, I’m sure you would’ve made smarter life choices! You must have a lot of patience to put up with me!

So thank you, my love, for putting up with me. You truly are a good woman!
I must be crazy
I hope our friendship grows old with us
Getting older is a piece of cake!
Happy birthday to you, little sister!

Your birthday is a truly unique one
As even when all is said and done
You might well be another year older
But you never age or get any wiser!
I wanted to get you something pretty for
your birthday this year but seeing as nothing
even comes close to matching your beauty,
I just decided to buy you a mirror!

Happy birthday to you, beautiful one!
Happy birthday to you today, sweetie!

As your best friend, I want to remind you that life is about the journey, not the destination. Look at it as a marathon and not a sprint.

So with that said, perhaps it’s time to start slowing down and stop aging so quickly because at this rate you’ll be old before you know it!
Happy birthday to my hilarious
girlfriend, who makes me laugh
and smile each and every day!

You fill me with so much happiness
and I am so lucky to have such a
wonderful partner in my life who
shares the same quirky sense of
humour as me!

Sending all my love to you today
and I hope you enjoy your special
day this year, sweetie!
Girl, you’re the big yellow sunshine
in my life that warms my heart and
brightens my days!

I’m sending you the most beautiful
birthday wishes today, my lovely
best friend!
I know you must have been waiting all day to see a message from me appear, and I’m sorry that I missed your special day.

But you know what they say, my friend; save the best ‘till last!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday from the best
gift you could ever ask for,
your ever-loving girlfriend!

Love you loads!
Happy birthday to my cousin who
funnily enough happens to have
the best cousin in the world!

How crazy is that!

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