Happy birthday to the cutest, funniest, most gorgeous person in the world! I know it sounds like I’m describing myself, but I am of course describing you!
I hope you enjoy your special day today, my sweetheart!
I figured that for your gift On your special day this year I could write you a funny letter I could send you a silly card But really all you need to see Is my face to make you laugh!
The image of that gift is one That you can carry around With you wherever you go!