I am a true friend, buddy. I’ll always remember your birthday but as a courtesy and out of respect for you, I’ve chosen to stop keeping track of your age!
In my mind, you’re only as old as you feel! Happy birthday to you!
I’m sorry to be the one to tell you but we’ve had a call from the fire department to say that they know how old you’re turning today and that your birthday cake is for sure going to be a fire hazard!
We’ll just have to find some other, safer way to celebrate this grand age of yours!
Remarkable, unbelievable, and unreal are all ways in which someone could describe something truly amazing but also, much like in your case, something totally bizarre!
Just kidding with you, buddy! I’m sending my best wishes to the birthday boy today!
You know it’s a sign that you’re getting old when there are so many candles on your cake that you can’t see the frosting underneath! Happy birthday, buddy!
Your birthday is a nostalgic time for me as it’s an opportunity to reflect back on all the beautiful memories we created together during our childhood!
It truly is heart touching to think how great my early years were because of you!
Thank you for being such a great friend back then, and still to this very day! Happy birthday to you!