I’m sorry to be the one to tell you but we’ve had a call from the fire department to say that they know how old you’re turning today and that your birthday cake is for sure going to be a fire hazard!
We’ll just have to find some other, safer way to celebrate this grand age of yours!
Guys like you don’t come around every day, and I just want you to know how grateful I am to have you in my life and how very blessed I feel for having a friendship like ours!
My early years of life as a kid simply wouldn’t have been the same without you around. We shared many laughs and you brought so much happiness to my days.
I will be forever thankful to you for making that period of my life as wonderful and as memorable as can be.
Today isn’t only a celebration of your birth, it’s a celebration of what a wonderful person you are in general! I’m a lucky girl to have you as a friend!
I am a true friend, buddy. I’ll always remember your birthday but as a courtesy and out of respect for you, I’ve chosen to stop keeping track of your age!
In my mind, you’re only as old as you feel! Happy birthday to you!