Another year older means another new wrinkle to welcome! Just remember that being a grumpy old man about it and frowning all the time will only make it worse and create more!
Sure, your hair’s going to go gray and those dashing good looks you’re used to will start to fade, but just think of all the perks and discounts that await you as a senior citizen!
It can’t be easy turning this grand age of yours so I just want you to know that you have my full support, both emotionally and physically! Happy birthday!