Happy birthday, my dear elder brother!
While I was contemplating what I
should get you this year, a thought
came into my head.
I was thinking that since I know all of
your secrets, bro, I feel it only makes
sense that actually you should be giving
me a gift this year for being such a good
keeper of those secrets!
Judging by the number of secrets I hold
it should be a pretty big gift, too!
I’m just messing with you, bro! I love
that you trust me with these things!
Have an awesome birthday today!