If I could go back in time, I’d wish you a happy birthday before your special day every year! That way I’d be the first one you would hear from, and you’d know that to me you are so very dear!
On your special day, I wanted to tell you just how much you mean to me, in a way that you’ll be able to understand and relate to.
So I thought long and hard, and decided that I love you even more than you love football, and that’s saying something! I long for the day when you give me as much attention as you do when you’re watching a football match!
As your sweetheart, I intend to throw you the most romantic birthday possible this year! So, prepare yourself to be wined and dined, romanced, and treated to a lovely day full of delightful surprises!
I wanted to write you a witty birthday message but since you’re the funniest guy I know, I was thinking that it’s probably best you write your own birthday wishes this year! That’s not me being lazy, it’s just me being sincere!
The best gift I could give you today is my presence but as that simply isn't possible this year I’m sending you the second best thing - a heartfelt birthday message from my heart to yours.
We weren’t wrong because we weren’t right for each other, we were simply mismatched. I hope that we can both find happiness with the right person. Happy birthday to you.