As you open this chat, you will be presented with the best birthday wishes from one of your favorite people in the whole world! Happy birthday! I hope your special day is as truly special as the person that you are!
I wanted to write you a witty birthday message but since you’re the funniest guy I know, I was thinking that it’s probably best you write your own birthday wishes this year! That’s not me being lazy, it’s just me being sincere!