Happy 60th birthday to you and congratulations on reaching such a magnificent milestone!
The only downside to turning such a grand age, of course, is that by the time we’ve painstakingly finished putting every single candle on top of your cake your birthday will already be over!
Nothing can come between best friends, and that absolutely includes distance!
Even if we are in different parts of the country, world, or universe on your special day, best friends remain besties regardless of how many miles separate us!
Here we go again, it’s that time of the year, another birthday, one step closer to the final demise. Just kidding, you’ve never been better, older, but otherwise awesome.
Be happy, enjoy your day, you’re alive and well, that’s all that matters!
Over the years, we’ve kept many of each other’s secrets safe but on your special day this year, I propose that we promise to keep the biggest secret of all: our ages! I won’t tell anyone yours if you don’t reveal mine!